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Chapter 2: Welcome to Brawl! Blue Blurred Greeting!
One moment, Pit was standing on solid floor, the next he was falling from the sky, screaming his lungs out. "Oh my gosh! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!" Pit screamed as he covered his eyes. Then his eyes fluttered to the wings on his back. Slapping himself on the face, Pit began to flap them to slow his descent. "Sakurai is never going to let me hear the end of this…"
Meanwhile, on Green Hill Zone, a familiar blue hedgehog was walking, uhh… running, through. His name is well, shame on you if you don't know. Sonic was stopped, flipped over, and cocked up a finger, all while doing his signature grin, smirk, etc. "Ahh, what a great day! The sun is out, the birds are singing, Dr Eggman is sitting at home again, drowning his sorrows in Rocky Road ice cream. This calls for… no wait, New Year resolution… how about… no, he's fine… hmm…" Sonic shudders "I'm a sick person even consider that. Oh well, I think the 26th of May is good time to stop. To chili dogs!"
But before Sonic can zoom over to a nearby chilidog stand, he suddenly looked up. A figure was coming down from the heaven. He landed with such grace he would have gotten a perfect 10 had the judges known what he's been through. But Sonic didn't know that.
Pit was looking around on Green Hill Zone, looking quite confused. "So this is Brawl?" Pit then spotted a familiar blue hedgehog just looking awestruck at him. "Hmm… I know that guy… What was his name again? Uhh… Sonic! Yeah, that's it! Sonic!" Pit was now waving at the hedgehog "Hey, Sonic, I need to talk to… you?" Sonic was now at Pit's feet, pressing his hands as if in pleading, and looking at his with teary eyes. "Please, angel, have mercy on me! I don't wanna die! Okay, I admit it! I did bully Eggman in grade school! I did run as a "Coyote" in Mexico before I went legal. I am having dirty thoughts about my 12 year old number one female fan!"
-_- went Pit's face. "What in the world are you talking about? And eww, you thinking dirty thoughts about twelve year olds?"
Sonic cried out "It gets even worse! She actually a 8 year old mentally…" Sonic trailed off. His expression was now like Daffy Duck when he realizes Bugs is playing with him. "So you are not taking me to death, since you don't sound like an all-powerful *Umph*" Pit hand covered Sonic's mouth.
Pit then raised his hand and let Sonic slump. Pit blew with an air of near disgust. "So Sonic, you know the original 12, right? Sonic looked at his with a look of disbelief. "Dude, you honestly don't know?" Pit shook his head, while Sonic sighed. Soon a look of deviousness swept over his face.
Sonic said "Okay, dude, I'll tell you… in a brawl!" Pit was taken back. Sonic continued, "I challenge you to a one life, all item brawl! If I win, you have to be my lackey and obey my every whim! If you win, I'll take you to the member of the original twelve I do know! Do we have a deal?"
Pit's brows burrowed as he considered Sonic's deal. Then Pit nodded and took out his bow. Sonic smiled as he stretched. "All right, let's go!"
Sonic dashed forward and tried to curl up into a ball to hit Pit. Pit, with 16th years of enemies coming near and invade his personal space, just stood and let loose with an arrow. It connected unto to Sonic, who only flinched. Pit used this time to launch another arrow and another and another. He kept firing until he realized Sonic wasn't exactly flinching as much as he did the first time he was hit.
It was at that moment that a super scope appeared next to Pit. Running low on options, Pit grabbed and fired a stream of whatever at Sonic. Sonic soon grabbed a star and was enveloped in a sparkly field. All the shots Pit fired were meaningless as Sonic advanced. Pit then charged up his super scope to maximum capacity. Sonic grinned and stood still, knowing the star could take anything. He failed to realize the star wore out, so he was sent flying by it, though not enough to knock him off the stage.
Pit was getting worried, for his arrows were doing less and less damage. His arrows never failed him like this. Perhaps it was his anguish and lack of options that made Green Hill Zone felt pity and raised a checkpoint on next to Sonic. Pit, realizing that checkpoint holds his salvation, threw the empty super scope at Sonic. Sonic, being too fast for his own good, failed to see this and was promptly sent flying next to the marker. Pit, seizing the opportunity by the throat, fired an arrow to hit the marker. Sonic got hit by the marker and was sent flying off the stage.
Pit crouched as a confession to both his limited stamina and growing doubt about his own sanity when accepting Sakurai's offer. Sonic came down on a platform and landed next to Pit. Sonic was tapping his foot as a way to collect his thoughts and to recall the last moments of their fight. "A bit cheap with those markers, but I guess you beat me fair and square. All right, I bring to the dude. Now, just keep up!" With that, Sonic ran off and with Pit trying his best to keep up.
Meanwhile, a group of people were watching Pit's first brawl. Sakurai was among them, and he looked concerned for Pit. One of the board members of Nintendo was the first to start, "Sakurai, you didn't tell about the other feature of his bow?" Sakurai gravely shook his head. Sighs and groans were heard all around. "Sakurai, you have closed his mind about the 95% percent of moves that he can do. Even though Captain Falcon is his first opponent, it will be tough for him." Sakurai sighed and looked at the ceiling. Though it was a business move, he was honestly rooting for Pit.
