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Chapter 5: Wings vs. Puff! 2nd Battle!
Now after all the excitement, Pit was ready to move on. After collecting some brawl coins (563 to be exact,) he was packing up and was making his way to the door. That was, until Puffs or Huffs came out of the door he was planning to get out of. As they crowded into the room with Pit, Pit couldn't help feeling like they were backing him into a corner.
He was preparing to put up a fight and make a break for the door, when Jigglypuff made the first move. "That was very nice playing." Pit calmed down a bit and replied, "Umm… Thanks." Barbara then said "You know, we lost our acoustic guitar player this evening…" Pit raised an eyebrow. "So you want me to replace him?"
The whole nodded their heads. With that, each member began to dream and wonder about their future with Pit in their band. With his guitar playing, they will shoo-ins for every musical award that has ever been conceived. They'll be recorded next to the likes of The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. Hey, maybe be considered better than them. The sky wasn't even the limit. That was the thoughts running, causing havoc in the minds of Puffs or Huffs realized that Pit was already waving his hand as he made for the door.
"Hey, where are you going?" Pit turned and muttered, "Not interested." Realizing that their chance to recruit was slipping away, their attempts to convince grew desperate.
"We'll give you 50% of the profits."
"We'll get a solid gold guitar."
"I'll provide 'extra' service."
And each attempt was marked in futility…
"I think 500+ coins should hold me over."
"I'm fine with my homemade guitar."
"Hey! I have standards!"
Finally, Jigglypuff cried out, "Think of the street cred you'll get for hanging with a member of the original 12!"
With that, Pit stopped in his tracks, and looked over his shoulder. "Who's the original?" Everyone pointed to Jigglypuff. Pit scoffed. "The pink puffball?" Everyone gasped at this blatant show of disrespect.
"How dare you? I remember that you are Pit of Kid Icarus, that game that was overshadowed by Metroid. How dare you insult a respected member of the Nintendo community! You should hold your tongue, for one that is quite outdated!"
Pit shrugged, "Says the character from a video game franchise that soon will using God himself as inspiration for a pokemon." Jigglypuff turned red. "I thought so. Still, I'm hung." Puffs or Huffs brightened up. "But I have a condition before I am called a member." Puffs or Huffs' faces looked quizzical. "I want to brawl with Jigglypuff. One stock, and Jigglypuff chooses the items."
Puffs or Huffs looked at their leader. She was in deep thought, then looked and said "Containers, Hearts, Party Balls, Fire Flowers, Pokeballs, Assist Trophies and Fans. Do we have a deal?"
Pit smiled. "Deal."
The group then took it up into the giant floating platform in the middle of the town. Since Mayor Tortinelli (?) didn't want collateral damage to the town, so he ordered the platform built for the brawlers. Pit looked around. Except for the occasional passing platform, it was flat.
Both brawlers stood ready, each other ready for the other to make the first move. Then Jigglypuff ran towards Pit. Pit, grinning and shaking his head, aimed his arrow and fired. Jigglypuff, however, dodged the arrow. Perplexed by this, Pit fired more arrows, but they did as much good as trying to have a decent conversation with a stoned man. Soon Jigglypuff jumped and flying kicked Pit off the stage.
Jigglypuff looked down at the edge, perplexed at what just happened. Luckily for Pit, he used his gliding ability to fly under the stage. Coming up from the other side, and seeing Jigglypuff blissfully unaware of his presence, Pit charged up an arrow to maximum capacity, fired it and fired off another bunch. Jigglypuff recovered from this blow and looked where Pit fired only to see nothing. Walking over to that side, she was again hit by the same tactic. However, when Jigglypuff looked, there was Pit. Running towards him, she missed as Pit jumped onto a passing platform then jumped off, gilded over to the other side, turned around and fired an arrow at Jigglypuff, who was hit.
Jigglypuff, getting tired of this, then got a pokeball and threw it at Pit. Pit put up a shield against the projectile, which broke open to show Snorlax. Snorlax then jumped up in the air, leaving Pit curious. Pit, pointing up in the sky, asked Jigglypuff "Not very helpful."
Jigglypuff grinned a most unusual evil smirk, "He helps in a way you don't expect." With that, Pit looked up, only to be greeted with the sight of Snorlax's butt. "Oh ma… Ow!" Snorlax's butt made contact with Pit's face, who in the meanwhile, went flying through the air.
Pit landed next to Jigglypuff who had a Fire Flower on her. Pit looked up at the sight of the Fire Flower pointed at him. "Oh man." The flames soon were licking around Pit's body, causing his skin to curl a bit. When it was over, Pit rolled away only to have the Fire Flower meet his face. Pit flew away as a smug Jigglypuff snacked on a heart.
Pit found himself staring at a Party Ball. He snatched it and threw into the air, hoping to get some food to restore himself. What he got was a bunch of Bom-ombs. "OH MAN!!!" Looking quickly, he put on a pair of Bunny Ears, hoping for an effect. The Bunny Ears propelled him high up.
When Jigglypuff stopped looking for him, Pit took the opportunity to fire, despite being at a 30-degree angle. It didn't matter as the arrow readjusted itself to hit Jigglypuff. Pit stared at his bow. "Whoa, never knew it could do that before." Pit stared ahead only to see Jigglypuff with a fan. Jigglypuff smacked him with it, and smacked with it again, and again, and again. Pit, now on the run, found himself another fan.
Jigglypuff ran up to give Pit another brutal smack down, when Pit around with a Fan of his own. Jigglypuff looked at it, then at Pit, who then promptly smacked her with it. He then proceeded to have himself a little payback. He then set his own brutal smackdown, driving Jigglypuff towards the edge.
Suddenly, Jigglypuff jumped up and landed throwing her fan at Pit. Pit, on instinct, threw his own Fan, and then saw Jigglypuff standing next to him. Jigglypuff then sang, throwing Pit into a quick catnap, which was then interrupted by Jigglypuff bending over with one foot and hitting Pit with the other. Pit flew up a bit, which then the puffball then got a pokeball to show a Staryu who firing energy at Pit. Jigglypuff then flew up and hit Pit with a spinning drill kick, which went Pit into the other side. Jigglypuff ran over there, grabbing an Assist Trophy.
When Pit got up, Jigglypuff was standing nearby, with Assist Trophy in hand. He used it and out popped Barbara. Pit turned his face a bit to the side to show his confusion. Barbara showed him by strumming on her guitar. The sound wave that was emitted sent Pit flying back. By then, Jigglypuff was already charging her Rollout.
When Pit got up, Jigglypuff released it and was rolling at top speed towards Pit. Time seemed to slow for Pit, who honestly conceived of what to do. Then he remembered how Jigglypuff dodged all his arrows in the first seconds of the brawl. If she could do that, why couldn't he? With the odds against him, Pit stood ready to face the rollout, which was so fast it nearly hit him. Then he dodged at the last second, and turned around to see Jigglypuff fall off.
Uhh, didn't really like the way that this battle is going. Hope the next gets better...
Oh yeah, the whole God Pokemon thing was a reference to S00pah Nin10doh! (That is the name of the flash.) Warning: Will Contain Profanity and maybe anger any nintendo fanboy/girls.