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Chapter 7: High Noon at Yoshi Mountain! Done!
Pit and the Elder were now at the top of Yoshi Mountain. The Elder was staring daggers at Pit, who was staring back with calmness. Pit thought out his strategy, which didn't have much to work with. The Elder decided on a Stamina Match with 150 points for each of them. The items also limited Pit's choices at approaching. The other things were capsules, lip's sticks, bunny hoods, deku nuts, uniras and green shells.
Egg Layer was looking at both at them. Both were determined to win this fight but for different reasons: the Elder to defend his tribe's honor and Pit for an unknown reason. Egg Layer felt in his mind that the gods would smile on the Elder.
The fight started. Pit loaded an arrow and fired. The Elder jumped up and Pit fired another arrow but missed. The Elder then did an egg roll in midair and started toward Pit. Pit sidestepped out of the way and the Elder rolled off the platform. He however, popped out and gave Pit a milder sex kick. Pit flew back a little but got up.
Pit then noticed the Elder doing another egg roll. Pit took to the air, dodging the roll. Yoshi followed suit only to be greeted with an arrow. Yoshi fell down, which Pit landed and immediately fired another one. The Elder retreated into an egg that took the blow.
Then the Elder noticed something, and dashed toward it. Pit glided after the Elder only to realize he flew off the stage. Pit closed his eyes in fear, only to land on something. Looking down he saw a support ghost he was standing on. Kissing it, he said "Thank You!" bore flying to grab the edge.
The Elder peered over to edge to see where Pit landed, only to be greeted by the sight of Pit hanging on the edge. The Elder's eyes widened. Pit grinned. "Hello!" Pit shouted and climbed back on the stage, kicking the Elder in the process.
The Elder rolled back up and threw what he had in his hands. Pit blinked to register a deku nut about to his face. "OH SHO…" The nut exploded in his face.
The Elder had held his arms in front of his face. When he brought them down, he was greeted by a most welcome sight: Pit swaying back and forth as if dazed, an effect of the nut. Seizing the chance, the Elder egg rolled into Pit. Pit flew up, which the Elder then jumped up in the air and gave Pit a tail whip. Pit went flying to the other end of the stage, where the Elder was already waiting. He swallowed Pit and immobilized him in an egg. Pit's cries for help was cut short as the Elder grabbed Pit and started to chew on him. When the Elder thought he had enough, he spat out Pit up into the air then jumped up when Pit was about to hit the floor and did a Yoshi Bomb. Finally, the Elder ended the ordeal, with a charged up forward smash, a head butt.
Pit got up and immediately took to the air trying to think. He was down a whole lot and didn't have much to fight with. He then spotted a capsule appearing on the platform. Quickly, he made for it. Grabbing it, the Elder then appeared on the platform. Reacting, Pit fired arrow and arrow at the Elder. The Elder sidestepped again and again, reacting with cool arrogance. When he finished his last sidestep, he was face to face with a capsule.
The capsule exploded in the Elder's face. Pit, having thrown it, was surprised by it yet happy it happened. Pit took the opportunity to fire arrows at the Elder who was trying to make his way back to the stage. When the Elder got back, a green shell, thrown by Pit, hit him. Pit then spotted bunny ears to wear. He donned them and flew away.
When he was sure he was far away, he did some thinking. Items. He was too reliant on items. He had to draw a line. Items were good but he had to find more ways to attack without them. His thoughts were rudely interrupted by the Elder jumping and catching him off guard with a flutter kick.
Pit flew down to the floor and thought, "That is it. Time to get serious." Pit only had to think of how to get serious. The Elder threw an egg at him. Pit sidestepped then fired an arrow at the Elder, who promptly dodged. The Elder soon egg rolled towards him coming in very fast.
Pit, in the midst of all this, had a flashback. Two, in fact. The first was of Sonic spinning to gather momentum to ram into Pit. The other was of Jigglypuff doing the same thing. Pit looked down at his bow. His grip tightened. He looked ahead of himself. There was the Elder coming at Pit.
Pit, as fast as possible, assumed a stable stance. His legs were spread, left before right. The arm that was holding the bow had gone back too. The hand was spinning the bow faster and faster. The Elder was almost upon him.
Then the Elder let out a yell of pain as his body was engulfed in Pit's Angel Ring. The Elder got out with more than a few stamina points missing. Pit grinned. "Now we have some fun."
With that, Pit hopped up and glided over to the Elder's position. The Elder egg-rolled out of the way. When he popped out, he was greeted by both an arrow and an angel ring.
The Elder jumped and Yoshi bombed Pit. Pit blocked it, but couldn't block the dinosaur's tongue, which ensnared him and trapped him inside an egg. "Hey, get me outta here!" Pit managed to shout as the Elder swallowed him, chomped on him a little and spat him straight up.
Now the Elder expected Pit to come on down and receive more punishment. Forget that. Pit started to twirl his bow around and around. The Elder was hit by the bow circling around it. It also caused a vacuum effect that made the Elder go inside the area and be spat straight up. Not letting a chance go away, Pit jumped up and spun his bow upwards, catching the dinosaur in its spin.
Shooting straight up, Pit got a capsule and threw it straight up, only to see another capsule near his face. Both capsules blew up, sending both competitors near the boundary. Both of them caught the ledge.
They now were staring at each other, across from the stage. Both had one stamina point left. It was going to be close. The silence was maddening. MADDENING, I TELL YOU! MADDENING! All Yoshis were chewing their hands in anticipation. Egg Layer was already beginning to bleed. Both opponents stood facing each other, the tension so thick it was like soup.
Silence… "AHHHH!!!" Both of them screamed as they charged. They were closing the distance. Pit charging up his angel ring, the Elder about to do a running head butt. They are so close! Everybody closing their eyes! AY DIOS MIO! They are going to collide!!! I have the best job ever…
The dust settled… the Yoshis slowly opened their eyes. Who won?
You have to find that out next time! Muahahahahahahaha!
(Pit swings bow at author's head like baseball bat) "OWWW!" "Finish the chapter, you lazy bum!" (Starts beating author) "Finish it! Finish it! Finish it!" "Okay! Okay!"
The Yoshis gasped. There on the floor laid the Elder, panting for breath. Pit was standing over him, gasping for air as he leaned on his bow. All was quiet.
"Hahahahahaha!" Pit looked startled, and the Yoshis too. The sound was coming from the Elder. "Great game, Pit!" Pit looked stunned. "Umm… Thanks?" The Elder took him to the side. "You know, I'm actually glad you pulled that." Pit eyebrow went up. "Really?" The Elder smiled "You know, the tribe here treat me more of a treasure than an actual being, so they wouldn't let me in the brawl something, because they think I'll hurt myself or something." Pit smiled. "So we're cool?" The Elder looked at him and chuckled as he took his hand. "Frosty."
