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Uhhh… sorry if the title sounds real lame.

Chapter 8: Banana Fury! Fist of DK!

We take our start from Jungle Japes. Three platforms are situated on stilts from a raging river that can take you away faster than President's Bush approval rating. The middle platform has a house with another platform. And if the PDA that Wario sold Pit is correct, it was where DK would be hiding.

Pit looked around the place. The rushing water created a bothersome noise that kept pounding on his ears. "Ugh, this is where DK would be?" Pit sighed. "I think the fat Italian got me again. But if there's anything I did learn, is that something will happen in 3…2…1!"

At that moment, a huge crocodile with a red, flowing cape, and a crown on his head jumped in sight. He had a massive load of bananas in his arms, and he looked like he was running from someone or something. Spotting Pit, he hopped over to Pit and asked him a few questions.

"Do you have darkness in your heart?" "Huh?"

"Do you enjoy being evil?" "Say what?"

"Good you're my new lieutenant! Hold this!" While saying this, King K. Rool handed his pile of bananas. "Then defend these, my new lackey." A huge exclamation mark went up from Pit's head, like the guards when they spot Solid Snake. "Lackey!?!" Pit screamed as he kicked King K. Rool into the river.

Not long after he did this, he heard a thud on the other side, as well a shrill high-pitched voice. "Hand over the bananas, angel boy!" Pit's face got red "Why is everyone making me so upset?" He turned around to see who in the world had the nerve to upset Pit. He then stood passively. "Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, I presume."

Diddy Kong nodded. "You presume right," then he pulled out his peanut gun. "Now hand over the bananas, lieutenant!" Pit jaw opened wide "Oh come on! Why would I kick my boss to kingdom come?"

Donkey Kong walked over to Diddy. "You know, he could be right." This remark was met by a smack of the tail. "Then that means he's got you too! It could an act just convince us he's good when deep down, he is rotten to the core… and then some!"

Pit overheard the conversion. "Look, I'm a good guy, and to prove it, I'll give back these things." Diddy jumped up. "Well why didn't you say so? Give them here!" Diddy rushed over.

Pit was walking over to where Diddy was waiting when he accidentally tripped. Diddy rushed over to save the bananas. Unfortunately, he then slipped on a banana peel that Rool hid in the pile. "Diddy!" Donkey Kong cried but it was too late. Diddy disappeared from sight in the river.

Donkey and Pit looked over at what just happened. Donkey then stared at Pit, who could only stare back. "Umm… Sorry?" Pit's tiny chance for mercy was silenced. Donkey Kong pointed at Pit. "YOU KILLED DIDDY!" Donkey Kong then shouted, "His grave needs his retribution! You, angel boy! You and me! 1 stock! Items are hammers and uniras!"

With that, Donkey Kong rushed over to Pit's side of the stage. Pit could only stare at how fast that Donkey Kong was moving. In fact, Donkey Kong's double fisted axehead punch or whatever nearly hit him.

Pit did a sidestep and Donkey Kong punched only air. Then Pit charged up his angel ring and let loose, engulfing Donkey Kong in a bright ring. Donkey Kong jumped back into the middle platform, only to be followed by Pit who spun his bow in a circular motion. Donkey was caught and was spat back up.

An Unira appeared next to Pit. Dashing over, he picked it up. Then turning around and using the momentum, Pit threw at the falling Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was now dangerously too far.

Pit put a hand over his eyes to see if Donkey Kong made it. Sure enough, Donkey was spinning back to the stage. When he landed, he was muttering "Mommy, make the world stop spinning so fast…"

Pit jumped onto the platform to attack Donkey Kong even more, only to see Donkey Kong's two humongous hands about to clap together and hit him. "Oh snap!" Pit landed on the other platform. When he got up, Donkey Kong grabbed him, and threw him high up the air. Donkey Kong waited until Pit nearly landed, then head butted Pit into the floor. The ape then charged up his giant punch, then let loose.

The body of Pit landed on the other side. Pit was getting up painfully. The angel had now a bit of angry glint in his eye, biting his lower lip to contain his anger. Then an idea donned on him. He thought it out and concluded that it was the only way.

Donkey Kong did a one-two punch, making Pit land on his back. But as Donkey was about to slam the ground and continue the torture, Pit got on his knees and slashed at around himself, and disconnecting his bow into two parts. "Thank Wario for playing with the bow a little too much.

The Ape was caught off guard and jumped back into the middle platform. Pit followed the monkey with an Angel Ring, and it connected. Donkey Kong was pushed back. Pit fired an arrow at Donkey Kong. The ape sidestepped as if he scoffing at Pit's effort, only to have his dumb smirk wiped off his face with a Unira to his face.

Donkey Kong was now hanging on the ledge for life, wondering how to get the heck out of this situation. Suddenly, he saw a hammer appear on the other platform. Pit hadn't noticed yet and was advancing on Donkey's ledge. Quickly, Donkey quickly climbed back on and swiped at Pit. As Pit was flying, Donkey ran for the hammer.

Pit now realized what Donkey was planning. Flapping his wings, he stopped his ascent then glided into a nosedive at the hammer. Pit couldn't let him take the hammer otherwise… Pit stopped in his thoughts, 'Wait, Donkey Kong would first have to catch me to get me with that hammer.'

Pit landed on his stomach. Groaning, he got up, only to see Donkey Kong pick up the hammer. Pit ducked down, expected for a giant black head to come crashing down on him and launch him skyward. But it never came. Pit looked up, and there was no Donkey Kong. Only in his place was the black hammerhead. It had slipped off.

Donkey Kong was trying to make a break, trying in vain to stop himself from swinging. 'I hope I can get enough time to calm down and get rid of the stick." However, Donkey Kong could only watch in terror as Pit floated down right in front of him.

Pit was holding the hammer head in one hand, his face a mask of triumph "Here's Pity!" With that, Pit threw the hammer head into Donkey Kong went flying off the stage.

Donkey Kong went flying into a nearby beach. Holding his head, he mumbled, "I swear, Diddy. I will avenge you…" "Avenge me for what?" Donkey Kong looked around for the voice and saw what he was looking for. There was Diddy, on the prone body of King K. Rool, eating a banana. "Diddy!" Donkey Kong rushed over and gave Diddy a big hug. Diddy was choking as Donkey let go. "Banana?" Diddy offered to Donkey as he wheezed. Smiling, Donkey took the banana and sat on King R. Kool. They then enjoyed their bananas as they were watching the sunset.

Uhh… Yeah… Not exactly the best chapter…

Oh yeah, my family is going on vacation so don't expect updates around a month or so.

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