Basics: First Fan fiction.
Disclaimer: All characters, stages, music, etc. are property of Nintendo. I don't own them.
Vacation's over! Back to the story!
Chapter 9: Pink Terror! Pit's resolve!
We take our next view of… Oh my gosh! What the freak happened? A town in ruins is what we all now see. Villagers are crawling out of the wreckages they once called their home. Families were now scrambling all over their missing family members. A citizen was looking with glazed tears as his bakery burned down. It was just chaos through and through. Bodies of Waddles-doos, Waddle-dees, and demon beasts laid strewn across the town.
Nearby, a caped, masked, armored, and blue puffball was trying to patch up someone held up by the wall. Beads of sweat slipped down Meta Knight's face as he worked to heal King Dedede as best he could. Dedede just…Ugh… you don't want to know. He looks like what a Twilight basher would look if he lived in a country that encouraged violence next to a neighborhood of rabid Fan girls armed with baseball bats.
Slowly Dedede opened his eyes. Meta Knight, having noticed this, bowed down and muttered "Sir?" Dedede, with some help from Meta Knight, got back up into his own two feet, using his hammer as support.
Dedede sighed. "I screwed up, didn't I?" Meta Knight stood silently as he slowly nodded. Dedede looked down in shame. "What kind of king am I? I've let my unbridled hatred for…him…drive Cappytown into all this. This is just terrible…"
Meta Knight looked down as he spoke, "Sir, I need you to turn around." Dedede turned and had his jaw dislocate from the surprise. Apparently, I only showed half of the town. On the east side, it was okay.
Dedede stared at all this and gruffly turned to Meta Knight like an annoyed king. Meta Knight sighed 'He's back…' "Meta Knight!" King Dedede shouted "What the freak is all this!?! The only damaged area is around his neighborhood! What's going on?"
Meta Knight simply pointed upwards. "Look…" Dedede followed the finger and found himself staring at Greens Greens. Dedede just went -_-. "Meta Knight, that still doesn't answer my question."
Suddenly a huge explosion erupted on the stage. Dedede covered his face to lessen the impact. "What the freak!?!"
On Greens Greens, two figures were fighting. One was punching so fast, it looked like he had three arms, while the other was spinning his bow also so fast; it was deflecting all the blows.
Suddenly, the first figure pulled out a sword and swung upwards, sucking the second figure up with him. Then he slashed downwards, emitting a wave that left the second figure hanging on the ledge.
The first figure hopped over to where the second figure was hanging. As he stood triumphantly, he shouted to the pathetic guy on his last throes. "Surrender, Spit!" The other guy looked up with that anime anger vein popping on his forehead. "It's Pit, you live plush toy!" Kirby snickered "So? You're going to lose." With that, he prepared to do his jumping sword wave attack.
Suddenly, a man from the audience stood up "Um, excuse me?" Kirby stopped and looked at the guy 0_0. "What the… What are you doing? Stop!" Guy from Crowd continued "One: where did that came from and Two: this is making no sense at all." Pit looked at Guy from Crowd closely, then his eyebrows shot up "Hey, you're that Guy from Crowd from Decline of Videogames ( ( /=/ 3 ( | 1+ 0|_| + ) Pit then pulled out a super scope "Adepto in vestri genua canis."
Wait a minute … (Sounds of tape rewinding)
Earlier Today…
Pit runs on screen. "Hey!" He manages to shout before getting hooked by the cane.
The sun was rising in the happy-go-lucky village cappytown. There was a house overlooking the entire village. Inside, Kirby was preparing his breakfast of… Suddenly there is a knock on the door. Kirby sighed and went to get the door.
On the other side stood Meta Knight with Pit in tow. Pit was aiming at Guy from Crowd, who was trying to make his way out. Meta Knight looked at Pit with an eyebrow raised (does he have eyebrows?) "Will you put that down?" Pit looked at him then at the throng of fan girls ready to mob him off screen. Pit sighed and threw the super scope away.
The super scope just happened to hit a certain royal fat penguin thing on the head that was talking his morning ride. Dedede was immediately infuriated "Snail Guy!" That Snail dude from the anime slithered into sight. "You know, my name is…" "Whatever! Just go amass me an army of demon beasts to go and destroy that putrid plush toy for good!" Snail Dude was surprised. "But Sire, that's against the rules." Dedede stared at the snail dude with red eyes "Screw the rules, I'm king!" The snail dude sighed, "As you wished, your majesty."
Pit and Meta Knight were waiting in the living room playing chess as Kirby was eating breakfast. It was a closely-knit game until Pit broke both their concentration. "So how long is Kirby's breakfast?" Meta Knight looked up at the ceiling, calculating before reaching a conclusion. "I'd say 2 hours." Pit looked down at the board and moved his rook. "Pin." Meta Knight gasped and looked at the board. Sure enough, the rook was covering both queen and king. Pit smirked and gestured to Meta Knight. Meta Knight sighed then moved his king out of the way, leaving the Queen to be captured.
All of a sudden, a huge explosion could be heard in Kirby's kitchen. Pit and Meta Knight looked at each other then rushed into the Kitchen. Kirby sat in the middle of the crater that used to be his kitchen. He was shocked to the utmost extreme. Then he practically put on the maddest look he could possibly muster.
"Who did this?!?" Meta Knight's eyes bugged out. "Pit, take cover." Pit gulped "Judging from the 2 hours that I've known you, whatever you say goes." They both then dove into the basement but kept the door slightly ajar.
Dedede was smirking as he surrounded Kirby's home with his demon beast army. He then shouted into a microphone "Kirby, your kitchen is destroyed and your house surrounded by a hundred thousand demon beasts!" The snail dude then whispered into Dedede's ear. "Oh wait, make that hundred thousand and one." At that, one demon beast shouted, "I'm the one!" Dedede was so mad he pulled out a desert eagle and nailed that demon beast in the forehead.
Kirby turned to look at Dedede army. Kirby then opened his mouth and pulled out a BFG. Meta Knight gasped, while Dedede stared and dropped the microphone. "What the heck is that thing?" Pit's eyes bulged "It's a BFG 9000!" Meta Knight gulped "BFG?" Pit answered "Big F***ing Gun." Meta Knight whistled "That must really powerful to have a cuss in its name. Wait a minute, why are you, a guy who had only 2 appearances on the NES and Game Boy, so up to date?" Pit shrugged "We aren't as outdated as you think.
Meanwhile, back at Kid Icarus, at one of the local clubs, two angels were playing Tekken 5 while a band did their best play of "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day. As usual, the first chose Asuka while the other chose Hwoarang. Hwoarang was losing. Player one grinned "Any last words?" Player two pressed a couple of buttons in response. Hwoarang responded by tackling and pinning Asuka. Asuka suddenly flipped over Hwoarang and pinned and surprisingly started to make out with him. Player one looked at Player two. "Does this thing get freaky?" Player two nodded. "Good, I got root beer."
Back to Cappytown, Pit looked out again. "Looks like Kirby is out of shots, and there's still more of them. Dedede laughed again "Ha ha! Now what can you do now?" Kirby whistled and out of the ground Kirby was standing on came out this giant robot. Pit looked up. "Hey that robot has a car for a head. It's Megas XLR! Ain't that supposed to be with Coop?"
Coop stared at the empty garage as the Glorft surrounded them. Kiva smacked him saying "Coop! Where is Megas?" Jamie was peeing in his pants "Coop! They're everywhere! Do something!" Then Gorrath came down from his mech to take the prototype. Gorrath looked puzzled "Where's the prototype?" Coop finally cracked and screamed, "WHERE'S MY CAR!!!"
Meanwhile, Kirby was hearing Pit's challenge terms after having decimated the demon beast army. "So let me get this straight… You want you and me to fight not only for your chance to get into Brawl but also for the sake of the village and my therapy for my gluttony." Pit nodded and gestured towards the ruins that used to be Cappytown. "From what I seen, you and your appetite make this place call itself Cappytown because it's the closest to Crappytown!"
Kirby then motioned to Pit "So what do I have to gain?" Pit pointed towards the kitchen. Kirby smiled "Okay! Rules are 3 stocks. Items are Dragoon Parts, Star Rods, Super Spicy Curry, Maxim Tomatoes, and most importantly FOOD!" Pit fell down in classic anime fashion. Pit then got back up and offered his hand. Kirby shook it. Then he grabbed Pit and flew to Green Greens. Meta Knight looked and decided it was a good time to help out Dedede.
Now that's a whole lot of references!