Disclaimer: The day I own Brawl is going to be when Edward Cullens is considered by more people than just his fangirls to be more bad*** than Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon.

Chapter 13: Pit's in Space!

Space. The final frontier. So vast, so wonderous. However, the mercenary team Star Fox has lost their leader, Fox Mccloud to its vastness. So the mercenaries go in search of their leader as well as the Federation's top bounty hunter Samus Aran, who also gone…

BAM!

"Falco, did you need to knock the guy out?" Slippy looked at the unconscious announcer. Falco looked at the body and shrugged. "He tried me."

Krystal looked at Falco and put a hand to her face. "Falco, I think you went overboard." Slippy looked up at Falco. "Falco, I know you're feeling cross about not accompying Fox, but don't that let that give you a reason to beat somebody up for making such a clique opening."

Falco, with a straight face, responded, "You wanna try me too?" Slippy's bladder nearly lost it when Peppy Hare strode in through the door. Taking one look at the unconscious announcer, he shrugged and turned to the group.

"R.O.B. 64 found something on the radar. Could be Fox." As soon as those three words came out of his mouth, all the crew raced to the control room.

Falco and the others burst into the control room. "R.O.B., what do you got?" R.O.B. 64 turned to the eager pilots.

"Sensors indicate something is approaching our area as we speak." Everyone turned to the viewing window to see what it could be. Suddenly, Pit smashed against the window. Everyone promptly lost bladder control.

After that, Falco pressed a button on the dashboard. Immediately, wipers appeared and tried to wipe Pit off the window like a bug. However, it only succeeded in hitting Pit in the face repeatedly. "Ouch! You might want to try something else… Like get me out of here!"

20 minutes later…

Peppy stroked his chin. "I still don't get how you were able to fly through space and yet not freeze and/or suffocate." Krystal interjected "How did you survive, I'd like to know?"

Pit held a hand. "My theory is the these-game-designers-must-have-failed-physics theory. Other than that, I don't care." Falco shrugged, "Neither do I."

During the time Falco and everyone soon argued about the importance of physics in video games or something to distract them, Pit was searching through Smash wiki on the Great Fox's mainframe.

Slippy finally noticed Pit, and then walked up next to him. "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?" Pit looked at the anamorphic toad. "Considering my chances of survival if I say 'Take me to your leader' and that guy over there decides to beat me up."

"He isn't here." Pit and Slippy looked up at Peppy. "Youngster, the reason why we're out here is that 4 days ago, there was an anomaly inside some unexplored space. Fox, and with Samus Aran, went to investigate and since then, we don't know what happened."

Silence overtook the whole crowd. Suddenly, R.O.B. 64 interjected. "Warning, unidentified flying object approaching." A ship passed by them, and R.O.B. recognized it. "Unidentified flying object identified. Ship belongs to Samus Aran."

At the sound of Samus Aran, everyone broke into a flurry. "Follow that ship!" Krystal shouted as she and Falco ran somewhere. Pit looked between them and the ship, and then made his move to follow.

A few minutes later…

"Ship's destination: Planet Zebes." R.O.B. 64 concluded. "Hear it loud and clear." Falco replied as he and Krystal began to make their way to Planet Zebes.

Slippy looked around hurriedly, then cried to Peppy. "Where's that kid with the wings?" R.O.B. 64 searched the ship. "Sensors indicate that the boy is not located in the ship."

Meanwhile, the two arwings were searching Zebes for any sign of their leader. "Geez, look at this place. If I didn't know better, this looks like a perfect place for a baddie hideout."

"You got it." A voice floated from the loudspeaker as explosion rocked Falco's Arwing. "Falco!" Krystal cried as she turned her arwing around.

"Ah, mi petite chou-fluer." Another voice floated through the loudspeaker. Krystal blew a tuft of hair from her face. "Caroso. I'm now guessing Star Wolf is here."

"Correct." Wolf's pure-nonsensesical voice floated through. With that, several explosions rocked both Krystal's and Falco's Arwings.

With that, the two ships turned around to engage Star Wolf. Though fighting valiantly, they were outnumbered 2 to 1. By the end, the two needed some real assistance.

"Time to finish you o… Boom! Boom!" Falco's brow rose at the background of Wolf's message. "What the heck?"

"Falco!" Krystal shouted into her headpiece. "Another one of our Arwings just appeared and started attacking Wolf!"

Falco gulped. "Slippy, we don't need your help!" Suddenly, Slippy cried to Falco. "Falco, I'm right here."

A metal gear exclamation mark appeared over Falco's head. "Kid! What are you doing?!" Krystal voiced in. "It's okay: he's looking okay." Indeed it was. Pit was evading fire with ease, and returning fire in the most precise places.

The anamorphic bird had no choice but be impressed. "How does he do it?" Falco shook his head in wonderment, completely forgetting the fact that Pit had wings. So for Pit, it was like riding a giant mechanical version of himself that can shoot laser eyebeams.

"Hang on!" Pit had engaged his microphone. "What?!" Wolf impatiently shot back.

"You're just here to deliever a message right? I mean, in every movie I watched, toadies usually come out to give some hint where the victims are. Please tell me where they are."

Wolf sighed "Fine, you can see him at that floating platform over there. There, I did my part. I'm outta here." With that, the Star Wolf team sped away.

"Wait a second! Wolf gonna just tell where Fox is, then leave? What's with that?" Falco ranted. His rant was soon stopped by Pit. "You guys go stop the madman who's behind this. I'll go get Fox then look for Miss Aran."

Falco looked at Krystal, who nodded. The two sped away to the Great Fox. Pit watched them go then sped to the platform to find Fox.

Once there, Pit looked around. Nothing but acid and…and… whatever this platform was made of. Pit looked at the sign. "Welcome to Brinstar." The captain of Palutena's royal guard read.

Suddenly, a blaster shot rang out. Pit sidestepped it, only to face a rocket shoot towards him. Pit rolled towards it, effectively dodging it.

The angel looked around him. Suddenly two figures stepped out of the shadows. One looked to be a robot. It had hoses coming out of the helmet, giving the appearance that it was human. Oh and it had a cannon for an arm.

The other figure looked to be an anamorphic fox. He was dressed with a very military look, and he had a lens thing covering one side of his face.

Pit smiled "Monsieur Fox, I presume." With that, Fox fired another shot, one Pit used his mirror shield to reflect back. "Hmm… unresponsive, aggressive… I'm guessing mind control."

AN: After one of the best chapters in this story, I give you this? Man, I need to plan out…