Disclaimer: The day I own brawl is the day that hmmm… The Falcon Punch is no longer called the epitome of Pwnage. Impossible, right?

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Part 2

Pit took a few more steps backwards as Samus and Fox started to invade his personal space. Well, the bounty hunter mostly, Fox was just following. Pit gulped. 'The only thing worse than a pedophile is a gay pedophile.'

Slowly, Pit's hand went to his bow attached to his hip. Suddenly, a green missile shot forth from Samus' cannon. Pit dodged the bullet, only for Fox to dash and use Fox Illusion. Samus started to charge her charge beam, as Fox distracted Pit with a flurry of kicks. Pit calmly deflected them with his own flurry of slashes.

Boom! Samus had released her beam. It edged closer, closer, until Pit was only 5 inches away. But there were only a flurry of feathers and Pit had jumped over the blast. Fox, however, was too slow to react and took the full brunt.

The angel landed softly only to meet the bounty hunter's metal shoulder. The impact lifted Pit a little into the air, leaving McCloud enough time to spin kick Pit onto a nearby platform.

Pit got up again and spat on the spot. "Gosh, you guys got mind controlled? Since that's the vibe I'm getting here." Both Fox and Samus didn't reply, but instead got into battle position. Pit sighed then got ready too.

Falco was following the dark hallway with his blaster at hand. Krystal stayed behind to fix the Arwings. The feathered commando silently made his way through into a very, very dark room.

"What the heck?" Falco muttered as the room started up with enough light to see a bare outline. He was standing on a platform floating around a huge hole of nothingness. "How did I get here?" Falco shouted.

All of a sudden, something screeched. Falco became startled and loaded his blaster as he waited and waited. Until he realized that his shadow was covered by something much larger. He barely got out of the way, before whatever it was landed on him.

It seemed to be a pterodactyl with human legs. "Who the heck are you?" The humanoid pterodactyl thingabob simply replied in a voice that gave Falco the willies. "My name is Ridley and I'm responsible for brain controlling your leader. With him and Samus under my control, the galaxy will be mine! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahaha! Am I going too fast for you?"

Falco aimed his blaster at Ridley. "No, and you'll hope I going too fast when I kicked that species confused *** of yours!" Lombardi shot at Ridley then jumped at Ridley with a barrel roll.

Meanwhile, Pit wasn't having too much luck with Samus and Fox. Pit fell back on the same platform. "Darn you two crowding me." As if to illustrate the point, Samus ran towards Pit. The cult hit angel dropped down from his platform to fire an arrow at Samus.

However, Fox jumped in front of Samus and used his reflector to reflect it back at Pit. Pit's eyes widened before he dodged the arrow. He got back up only for Fox to introduce him to his foot.

However, Pit used the impact to turn himself around. When Fox turned around to continue the assault, Pit returned the favor by introducing Fox to his daggers. He smashed Fox off the island, and jumped off to smack Fox into the acid lake.

Samus tried to assist Fox by running over to distract Pit. Pit obliged by turning around and trapping her in an angel ring. Samus hopped away, but not before Pit noticed the rise in temperature. Turning around, he saw Fox ready to release Fire Fox. "Uh oh." Pit was able to say before Fox slammed right into him.

Falco was exactly having the same problem with Ridley. He was right now being caught in a maelstrom caused by Ridley's wings. When the mutant whatever it was stopped, Falco took it his cue to attack Ridley, first by kicking his reflector at him, then tilting diagonally and spinning around, finally ending it with Fire Bird.

"Is that all?" Ridley asked as he scrapped his tail against the platform, chasing Falco with it. "Shoot, shoot, SHOOT!!!" Falco screamed as he ran from it.

Meanwhile, Pit made himself comfortable on top of the highest platform. He observed that his two opponents, though strategists, would usually time to time bum rush him. So he took the liberty of enforcing himself on the top and to defend himself there instead of attacking and being overwhelmed by the two of them. Basically he's camping.

And it was working. The two were so predictable. It wasn't longer before Fox was incapacitated and Samus was on her last legs. Pit leapt down from his fortress to stare the lone bounty hunter.

Samus stared at Pit as she made her last ditch effort to lash out. She released a charge shot at Pit. Closer, it moved, closer, closer. Suddenly there was a flash, and a sound. The sound of plasma hitting metal.

When the smoke cleared, Samus was down on the floor. Meanwhile, the smoke cleared to reveal a mirror. But it was no ordinary mirror. Pit found his mirror shield quite effective in deflecting the blast. After lowering his shield and checking both of the missing two, he sighed and began to haul both of their bodies to his arwing.

Back to Falco, who wasn't faring too well. Ridley had damaged him to the point one hit could throw him right off. While Ridley was doing his monologue about how with Samus and Fox, the galaxy would be at his mercy and stuff like that, Falco saw something appear next to him. He grabbed it and hid it behind his back.

"But enough about that. Time to die, Feather Commando!" With that, Ridley landed on the platform to give himself momentum to rise and squish Falco. Suddenly, Falco revealed his hand, which held a trophy stand.

Ridley's eyes widened as Falco spun around to gather momentum. He spun around, and around, and around, and around… Oh for the love of Pete, just throw the thing, darn it! "Don't try me, I feel pretty." 0_0

Finally, Falco threw it at Ridley. Mainly for annoying the characters, we did in slow motion. Yea, everything's cooler in slow motion. Just watch that thing go, and all the detail… "Hurry up already!" Fine! Geez, no appreciation for art these days.

Boom! A bright enveloped Ridley, so bright that Falco turned his head and covered it with his wing. When the light died down, Falco slowly turned his head to see a trophy of Ridley, on the floor on its side.

Falco looked at the trophy, imaging the best use for it. Coming to a conclusion, he dropped the trophy over the edge. Then he silently walked away.

Back at the Great Fox…

"So that's what happened?" Fox asked as he stretched on his medical bed. R.O.B. 64 was tending as he talked to Falco through the intercom.

Falco laughed. "Sure. But don't sweat it. It was a piece of cake." He said coolly as he leaned on the fire button.

Boom! The Great Fox's cannons roared to life and fired a single shot. "Falco! What was that?"

Falco panicked. "Nothing! Don't worry, it's under control!"

Meanwhile…

"Heeheehahahahahahahahaha!" Andross laughed as he observed his death star rip-off from the inside. "I knew that by making Fox and Samus my mindslaves and makeout-slaves… Wait, what did I just say?" Just get on with the script!

"And by making Ridley seemed like the ringleader, I, Andross, can destroy Star Fox and the Federation to become supreme ruler. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing can stop me now."

The cannon blast came and struck the A-Star in a weak-point. Suddenly, the death machine's systems went haywire. Andross's fury knew no bounds. "Curse you, Star Fox." He growled as he made for the elevator only to see the elevator was out of order. "What the ****, even in the future, nothing works right!"

The Great Fox was shaken by a great disturbance. "Whoa, what was that?" Fox shouted into the intercom.

Falco shrugged "Probably another of Andross' schemes blowing up in his face." Fox accepted that and was silent until something clicked.

"Hey, Falco, what happened to that angel guy?"

The feathered commando shrugged "He needed to go somewhere, so Samus volunteered to bring him there."

Meanwhile…

Hidden in an air vent on Samus' ship, Pit shivered as he rubbed his arms. He was right now hiding from that cougar, Samus. Pit shivered some more as he was only dressed in those little black pants. Samus stripped him of anything.

Suddenly, the vent ripped through, and Pit closed his eyes as he slid down. When he opened his eyes, there was Samus in stripped down version of her zero suit, with her plasma whip. She smiled as she advanced towards the helpless angel. "Ready to have some fun?"

A bloodcurdling scream could be heard, but everyone knows no one can hear you scream in space.

AN: Hope Pit's alright…

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