Disclaimer: I don't own SSBB, otherwise Pit would be packing heat.

Chapter 14: I dream of Electric mice.

In the town of Onett, we see two figures running through the town. One was wearing a striped shirt, short pants, red shoes and a red cap. His name was Ness, the physic possible cross gender. Yah, he does look a bit… "PK Mind Crush!"

"AUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! How did he get that power?"

*Due to a coma, we might have to hire a new narrator.*

"Yeah, don't question my gender!" Ness shouted in a very heroic sounding voice. Soon another pair of shoes came up near Ness.

"Umm… Ness?" Lucas called in a hesitant voice. Ness turned to his faithful young sidekick.

"Sidekick!?!" Oh super snap…

"PK Brain Freeze!" "AUGH!!!!"

Will you guys stop hurting the narrators? We're running out of them.

"Other than that, come on Lucas! I got a new videogame we can play!" Ness said as he ran off. Lucas tried to keep up.

Unfortunately, by the time they got there to the house, Pikachu was on the front porch. "Huh?" Asked Lucas as he and Ness looked at.

"PIKA-PEE!!!" "Too Bad!"

Ness turned to see Pikachu playing Poker against a familiar angel boy. The angel slapped down a Royal Flush in response to Pikachu's Straight Flush. "That's another one for me! Pay up!" Pikachu growled as he gave Pit a bag of money. Pit grinned as he counted the money.

"Thanks for the contribution!" "Oi!"

Pikachu turned from his shuffling, Pit looked up from his bag of money. A flash of lightning and a boy shaped figure smashed into Pit. Pit got his face smashed into the side of the house. He left a cartoonish imprint of his body on the wall.

Ness put his foot on Pit's chest and posed like a conquering hero. "That'll teach you to swindle poor little Pikachus!"

"Pika-Pee!"

"What's that, Pikachu? You willingly gambled against him?"

"Pika-Pee!"

"And you lost fair and square?"

"Pika…"

"Oops! Sorry." Ness grimaced as he lifted his foot off Pit's chest. The angel got up to his shoulders and rubbed his head.

"Yeah, apology accepted." Pit sighed, rubbing his head.

Lucas' face was the epitome of thoughtfulness, or possible indigestion. "So why were you playing cards with Pikachu?"

Ness looked back at Lucas. "I was wondering that too. Why are you here?"

Pit nodded over his head at Pikachu. "As you can see, I was given the task of defeating the original twelve in order to become a full pledged member of Brawl. I had already defeated Pikachu, so we decided to play Poker until you got back from wherever you went. Now…"

Pit hopped back a few paces from Ness, grabbing his bow while in motion. He then separated it and spun the pieces around in a dramatic fashion. He ended it with his legs spread wide in battle mode. His hand holding the blade backward was front and his hand holding it forward near his back. "FIGHT ME!"

And to underline the point, Pikachu got behind and called a thunder through the porch roof. Pikachu got the desired effect, and an anime explosion erupted behind him. Pit, however, sniffed something and looked up. There was a smoldering hole on the roof, where the thunder came down.

However, Pit soon realized that wasn't the smoke he was looking for. He sniffed around some more, and finally turned his head to look at the back of his toga. The back had ignited into fire from the pyrotechnics. "Augh!" Pit screamed as he ran around in circles. Finally in panic, he jumped from the porch onto the yard. He began to do the stop, drop, and roll technique.

At last, the fire was out. Pit breathed relief, and got a whole whiff of… something. Pit got up and began to sniff. He sniffed around and looked at his back again. It was stained with dog… crud.

Pit looked around the yard for the culprit. It was a red-letter day as the dog looked up and snickered at the angel. And before you asked, the dog looked a lot like the dog from Duck Hunt. Okay, it is. The angel stared at the dog for a while.

Meanwhile, the dog was giggling up a storm. Suddenly, Pit got out a hook shot. "Get over here!" Pit shouted as he fired the hook shot at the dog. The dog's eyes bugged as he turned and ran. Unfortunately for it, it latched on and the Dog was dragged to its doom.

Ness, Lucas and Pikachu looked away from the violent display. "So Pikachu, how did your fight go?"

Pikachu stared upwards and thought for a while, then began to relay his tale.

Flashback…

Pikachu was walking down the street, his arm around another female Pikachu. He was escorting her home after one of the best dates he could get. When they got home, the two looked at each other, and began to move in for the smooch. Suddenly, a person burst in through the roof, landing on the table. The girl pikachu gasped, while Pikachu got in ready position.

The figure stood up. "Are you Pikachu of the Original Twelve?" "Pikachu!"

The figure pointed a thumb in his direction. "My name is Pit Uzumaki!"

"Pikachu, my name is Pit Sagittarius! Get it right!"

"I have traveled many a mile and defeated many an opponent to find you! Now… FIGHT ME!"

"Pika-Pee!" With that, Pikachu got out a boom box and started it. The tune that came out was… J-Pop. Needless to say, Pit took his daggers and slashed the contraption. The Boom Box sputtered out a few more notes before becoming silent.

"Oh no you don't! This is anime enough already! Here's my tune." With that, Pit slammed down his own boom box and clicked play.

With that, both of them jumped in the air. Pikachu had sparks coming out of his cheeks, and Pit had held out his daggers in a dramatic way. They both neared each other soon to engage.

To love!

Closer!

To shine!

Pikachu spun like a drill, emitting electricity. Pit brought his arms back, ready to slash forward.

We all need to shine on, to see

Blade met with electricity.

How far we've come on our journey

Both combatants landed on opposite sides of the yard. Pit snarled as he shook the stunned feeling in his arm. He glanced back at Pikachu, who didn't come away with a bruise.

Both jumped back towards each other. Pit was ready to smash his daggers behind himself. Pikachu began to spin around, his body stretched out.

How far yet to go, searching for our star

Pit knelt down and massaged his cheek, where Pikachu's foot struck it. Pikachu did the same with his side, where Pit's daggers struck.

Deep in the night, I pray in my heart

For that special light

Both glanced at each other.

To shower me with love

Pit's feet found ground and he began to run.

To shower me with power

Pikachu hopped to his feet and ran to also meet Pit.

To shine from above

Both opponentswere running to engage the other. Soon both of them jumped to meet the other in air.

I got to get to the Edge of Soul

Pit slashed at Pikachu, only for Pikachu to use his quick attack.

To carry on what I believed in from the very start

Pain erupted through Pit's back as Pikachu curled into a ball to strike.

I got to get to the Edge of Soul to carry on

Pit fell to the ground in pain.Pikachu landed to look at Pit's body, only to be tripped as Pit slashed his daggers around as he got up.

Deep in my heart

Pit spun his bow together to prepare for an Angel Ring.

To love, to shine

Pikachu hopped up and dodged.

To love, to shine

The electric mouse then used Quick Attack to get away. Pit glanced at the retreating, then used his Wings of Icarus to pursue Pikachu.

Come strip down and face it, your all

The mouse pokemon had landed in another part. Pikachu turned to see Pit speeding towards him. Then, Pit's eyes widened as he flew into a thunder.

About time you broke down your wall

Pit fell down hard. He painfully got up, only to see Pikachu running towards him. He stabbed forwards, only for Pikachu to roll behind and use Skull Bash.

Free your mind

Pit fell on his face, groaning as he massaged his bruised back.

A brand new world waits for you, you'll find

Pikachu hopped into the air, and began to drill downwards.

Nobody can just do it for you

Pit rolled to the side, barely dodging Pikachu's attack.

It's time that you knew

Pikachu did another Skull bash, only to ram into Pit's Mirror Shield.

It's up to you to love

The struggle soon escalated, the scope becoming that of Dragon Ball Z. I mean, Pit and Pikachu trading blows, each one missing.

It's up to you to shine

Pit raised his daggers, Pikachu was ready to flip.

The light true and blue

Both attacks hit their marks. Pit was sent soaring, and Pikachu smashed right into a wall.

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start

Pit shook his head as he fought to clear his head of the ache. Suddenly, something dropped onto his lap.

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart

Pikachu tried to get up, but his body protested and resisted his brain.

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start

Pit opened his eyes to lay them on a certain object. His hand reached out to grab it.

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start

Pikachu opened his eyes painfully, trying his best to get back up. A foot stamped down a way off from the Electric Mouse Pokemon.

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start

Pit raised one foot up, raising the pokeball he had in his hand. He was ready. Now!

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart

The pokeball popped open on contact with Pikachu. Pikachu disappeared into the device.

To love, to shine!

The Pokeball wiggled for a while, it center piece turning red

To love, to shine!

Pit looked on with anticipation…

To Love!

Ping!

Flashback End…

Ness and Lucas stood slack jawed at Pikachu's description. "Wow!" they managed to say.

"Pikachu, what kind of crud did you pull?" Pit came back, his pockets lined with money.

Lucas fell on his butt. "Where did you come from?" Pit pointed to a tree nearby. It had the Duck Hunt Dog tied to it. It also had 30 guys with Paintball and BB Guns pointed at the dog. "Profiting from my business: Shoot the Duck Hunt Dog! One dollar, every minute."

"That's lunacy. Both for animals and money!" Pit shrugged. "This has been going on for an hour and no PETA interference yet. Also all long as they can work their aggression off, they don't exactly care."

Pit turned to Pikachu, an icy glare has been given. "Anyways… Look out!" With that, Pit covered Lucas and Ness' eyes as the firing squad did what they paid for.

Pit grmaced. "Wow, this scene is enough to make Mortal Kombat look like Sesame Street." A thought bubble of Liu Kang as Elmo drifted through Pit's mind but quickly.

"Anyways, again, that wasn't the way it went. Pikachu, you kept thunder through the entire match." Ness and Lucas' stared at Pikachu slack jawed. Pikachu shrugged. "Pika-Pee."

Pit smirked. "However, it was nothing a well placed Bronsly couldn't handle." To illustrate, Pikachu turned his back to expose a Bronsly shaped bruise. Pit also held up a Bronsly to illustrate further. However, a guy walked and grabbed Bronsly. "Gimme." He said. Bronsly was then used as a bludgeon.

Pit then grabbed Ness' arm. "But enough about that! Let's have that brawl now!" Ness was dragged behind as Lucas and Pikachu followed.

A/N: Sorry about taking long. School happened and stuff…