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Chapter 15: Ness in Onett…

It was now noon, in the front of the Onett Store. Yes, Onett is a very small town. But who gives a crud about the town. We came here to see a preadolescent physic and a cult hit angel beat the crud out of each other just for a very vague reason that ain't exactly worth fighting for. Oh… foreshadowing.

"Get on with it!" Pit shouted. Fine, gosh.

Ness stood on the bush branch that was opposite to the slanted rooftop that Pit stood on. 'There was an intense stare down going on between them.' Pikachu gulped as he studied the scene. "Pikachu, what going on?" "Pika Pikachu." "Uhh…Exposition?" "Pika." "What's that supposed to do?"

"Yahh!!!" Ness screamed as he jumped from the branch. "I can't come up with a good battle cry!" Pit shouted as he leapt up from the rooftop.

Both of them were flying towards each other, in matrix filter. Ness used his PK power to do a flip, therefore giving him more air. Pit leaped on the cover for the store, and used it to leap up to Ness. Pit had his bow at the ready (Captain…) when suddenly Ness cried out. "PK Thunder!"

With that, Ness' body was surrounded by electricity as a ball of lightning floated out of Ness' cranium. Pit looked on with curiosity as the ball floated around, Ness was levitating in air. Suddenly, the electric aura shot out and Ness shot forth like a bullet. Pit, not expecting that, got both full blown damage from the attack.

Ness landed on the same rooftop that Pit once stood on. He looked up to see Pit now spinning towards him. Smiling, Ness turned his back only to be stabbed by Pit, who got out of his spin. Ness stumbled forward, while Pit prepared an arrow.

When Ness got back up, Pit fired. Ness stared at the arrow and smirked. Suddenly, a force field enveloped Ness and absorbed the arrow. Pit gasped, and then flapped his wings to move himself backwards. Ness made a really ineffective snarl then jumped to join Pit.

Now it was Pit's turn to smirk. Ness gasped, his mind racing to figure out what he did wrong. That question was answered for him as Pit's Angel Ring hit him. The falling descent had trapped Ness into enduring the pain.

When they landed, Ness bounced away, leaving Pit to jump up and attempt to slash Ness downwards. The Onett Psychic rolled away to prepare another move. "PK Fire!" As he shouted, he brought down his hands and ticks of flame came out.

The ticks ignited on contact with Pit. His body was engulfed in a full inferno. After it was over, Ness grabbed Pit. He then took the liberty to pummel Pit, before throwing him backwards. The angel landed on the cover and fired an arrow. Ness smirked again as he activated his force field to absorb the attack. Suddenly, Ness bounced upwards, and he looked down to see Pit jumping up, his back towards him. Then Pit stabbed backwards, making Ness reach for the stars. But then he missed, and fell back to the ground.

Pit leapt up and glided towards Ness. Ness got back on his feet, and cried out. "PK Flash!" A ball of light appeared and began to move towards Pit. Pit simply got out of his glide and shot an arrow. Due to the mental strain of PK Flash, Ness got hit by the arrow, letting the ball explode. Pit landed next to Ness and prepared a down smash.

Ness got up to his hands, and kicked at Pit's legs. Pit tripped, giving Ness the time to get up and act as if Pit's head was a baseball. In short, Ness hit him with a baseball bat. Pit did a sideway Michael Jordan before landing in the street.

The PK kid leapt down from the rooftop to glance at Pit's body. Suddenly, Pit grabbed Ness and kneed him in the gut, again, and again. "Oof! What are you doing that for?" Pit nodded to the street. There was a car coming towards them. "Oh Snap!!!" Ness screamed as he and Pit got hit by the car. Both of their bodies slammed right into the side of the house.

Pit rolled away from Ness and stood on the other side as a bumper appeared next to him. Pit grabbed it. Ness also grabbed the bumper next to him. Both of them saw the other. Finally, the two threw their bumpers together, hoping theirs would hit first. Unfortunately, both bounced off of each other. Pit and Ness had their anime surprise sequence ready, but it was a waste of time before the bumper hit their owner.

Lucas and Pikachu stared at the scene before them. Pit and Ness were bouncing off the bumper into the wall behind, which meet the two with equal reaction that makes them hit the bumper which forces them back, which… Ahh, just think of it as a ping pong game with Pit and Ness as the ping pong balls. "So how long will this last?" "Pikachu!" "Ahh…"

This sequence will now be speeded up by 2X. Okay, bouncing, bouncing. Ouch, car. Bouncing, bouncing. Oh, a Mr. Saturn. Bouncing, bouncing. Oh, chicken ready. Okay, more bouncing. Ah-ha! Found it!

Ness and Pit were once again standing on opposite sides of the stage. Pit had his hand on a Mr. Saturn, which was trying to squirm its way out. Ness had a Franklin Badge on him. They were about to fight some more, when Ness held out his hand. "Stop!" Pit stopped. "Why?"

Ness shrugged. "We've already taken enough damage that one good blow separates us from going off the screen. Why don't we just have that big dramatic anime moment when we jump towards each other, each of us having an attack ready?" Pit shrugged in a real non-caring manner. "Yeah, why not?" With that, Pit threw Mr. Saturn onto the street. Mr. Saturn had only a few moments of celebration before it was run over. Ness waited until his Franklin Badge faded.

Then commenced the staredown. Pit stared at Ness. Ness' eyes narrowed. Pit's eyebrow was raised. A sweatdrop rolled down Ness' face. Pit's eye began to twitch. A tumbleweed rolled past the two. Pikachu took a pee in the petunias. Now he's getting getting beaten up by the old lady with a weed hacker (Don't worry, it's not on, it doesn't even have whackers or those things.)

Then savage cries burst forth from mouths as Pit and Ness ran towards each other. Pit jumped off the roof, Ness jumped off the branch and did a PK Thunder. Pit was moving close to Ness, so Ness routed the ball to the back of him. As Pit reached him, Ness' body became a living bullet as he charged for Pit. Pit suprisingly did nothing as Ness came closer, closer, closer. "Huh?" Ness cried when he went into helpless position. He looked back at Pit who finished air-dodging. Ness' eyes widened as Pit smirked. He then proceeded to finish the job with a double back-stab or whatever you like to call his back aerial.

"GAME!!!"

The sun was setting on Onett. Pit was standing on the road to his next destination. He had extended his hand to Ness. Ness looked around before firmly grasping it and smiling at Pit. The Captain returned the favor. Pikachu and Lucas smiled as they saw the exchange.

Now heaving the backpack he got, he turned to wave at the three as he walked down the road. Suddenly, a carriage rode up next to him, and a hand reached out to knock him out. Toads came out of the carriage to carry the knocked out angel into the carriage.

As Lucas, Ness and Pikachu watched the scene with dropping jaws, and as the carriage rode off into the sunset, Lucas broke the silence. "So what just happened?" Ness and Pikachu looked at Lucas and shook their heads. "Should we help him?" Ness shook his head. "I think he can handle it."

A/N: Uh oh. Cliffhanger, is it? Anyway I like to thank those you took the time to review/favorite/read. You guys are the best. Also, R&R please!