Time: 12:34am (PST)

Hey guys!!!!!

Been a long time or what? Lol.

So here you go. I have to go to sleep now.. I started school this week. URGH!

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"Emmett! Get Out!"

"Now, Rose lets talk about this… Babe, put down the lamp… Put it- AH!"

SMASH!

"Rose, that was your favorite lamp…"

"Don't change the subject! I cannot believe this! I just can't! I dressed up and everything," I exclaimed gesturing to my lacey attire. "You inconsiderate, self-centered, idiotic jackass! ARGH! Emmett, you know… I always knew you weren't all that bright. But this?! This Emmett is a new one, even for you! You Son. Of. A. Bitch!"

I was fuming now, he made me so angry!

"Now Rosie you can call me all the names you want," how can he be so calm?! "But you know what? It's okay… It's okay, you know why?" he paused waiting for me to answer, but of course I didn't. "Because I forgive you… Just like you're going to forgive me… Right?"

I narrowed my eyes and growled.

"Rose, what are you doing? What are you dong?! Step away from that! As your husband I'm gong to have to put my foot down!"

I came to an abrupt stop.

"Your foot down?" I whispered.

"Uhmm… y-y-yes… my foot down," he stammered.

"Ooooooh okay… you're putting your foot down."

I set down the chair that was in my hands and glared at Emmett who was cowering in the corner of the room.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Rose? Rose?! No-no-no-no! That's bigger than the chair! Rose! Rosalie put the mattress down! Ro-AH!"

CRASH! (A/N: does this remind anyone of Batman? Hahah.)

Emmett was out of the room before the mattress slammed into the wall.

"I could hear you, you know?!" I screamed knowing he was just outside the door. "If you're not out of this house in five seconds… So help me, you will become a eunuch…"

I heard shuffling outside, which only meant he listened to my not so empty threat.

I gave a small scream of frustration. I turned and slammed my closet door behind me to change out of this damn thing…

* * *

(Esme POV)

I suddenly looked up from the blueprints of my latest project. Only to find Emmett storming out of the house.

"What's wrong with him?" I wondered.

"He forgot their anniversary," Edward and Alice said not looking up from their intense chess game.

I sighed.

I guess we won't be seeing him for the next couple of days…

* * *

(Back to Rosalie)

I know I shouldn't think about it just because it would make me angry all over again… But…. AH! He can just be so infuriating!

As I brushed my long hair (rather roughly I may add) I couldn't help but reflect on tonight's previous events.

* * *

"Emmett! Come here!" I yelled from our room.

"Why?" he replied from the living room.

"Just come here!"

I heard him grumble as he came up the stairs.

"Rose, football is on and- holy crap," he stood there wide eyed, completely in shock (as was expected).

"Close the door," I told him.

Without taking his eyes off of me he immediately closed the door.

"Sit."

Just like the door he did so, no questions asked. He sat at the edge of the bed, gaping.

It always pleased me to see his reaction every time I dressed up (or in this case dressed down) for him. He opened his arms waiting for me to fill the gap.

As I straddled his lap I didn't waste anytime; without any delay I had his lips against mine.

I kissed along the line of his jaw, working my way down to his neck until…

"Not that I'm complaining… what's the occasion?"

I stopped mid-kiss and jerked my head away. I looked at him wide eyed.

"The occasion?" I asked disbelievingly.

He looked at me as if trying to choose the right words, "yes…?"

"Oh my god!" I ripped myself away from Emmett.

"Hey, where you going?" he asked completely oblivious.

"Emmett, are you telling me you do not know what today is?"

"… Wednesday?"

"Oh god! You're seriously not joking, are you?!"

"Joking? About what?"

"Emmett! It's our twentieth anniversary!" if it were possible I might have been completely red by now.

"Oh crap…"

* * *

(3 days later)

"Rose, don't you think you've punished him enough. In a couple of hours it's just about to be four days… and that's a new record for you two. And he could only stay at the Seattle condo for so long. You know he can't stay in the city, he's going to have to hunt soon," Alice stated as she shook her head in disapproval as she looked into my closet (she must be plotting on how to remove all my clothes and replace them without me knowing. It sounds ridiculous... But it has happened before.).

"He could starve for all I care! Alice, he forgot," I explained as I sat on the floor of my closet. "How can you spend years with someone and forget the day you vowed to love and cherish them forever?!"

Alice gave me that look, the look that said "don't be stupid."

"Rose, are you forgetting… he's a guy… And he's Emmett," she said as she continued ripping clothes off their hangers and into a pile on the floor.

"True," I admitted. "But, what would you do if Jasper forgot?"

"Oh, he never forgets," she said smiling deviously at herself. "And that's where my little… gift comes in handy."

"Huh?"

"You see my dear, dear sister. This gift informs me when my little Jasper forgets, before… he actually forgets. So, unlike you living in the dark, not knowing what is on your husband's fragile little mind. I can drop hints… using my ninja-like, stealthy-ness to casually remind him."

She smiled widely at me, I just glared.

"I hate you…"

"Oh, you love me! Okay, what were you thinking when you purchased this hot mess," Alice said completely changing the subject and holding a rather not so attractive looking poncho.

"It was in style… at the time," I defended rather lamely.

"In style? With who? The blind?" she laughed as she threw it at me.

"It was a little phase!" I began to laugh with her. "Yeesh… What was I thinking?" I said holding up the poncho and examining it before throwing it onto the already large pile to the right of me.

I noticed Alice was in a daze, which only meant she was having one of her visions.

She began to laugh.

"What did you see?" I wondered.

She set down the sweater that was in her hands, "I'll be back for the rest later." She continued to laugh as she walked out of the closet, "just remember the words… 'booty call'"

"Booty call?" I thought out loud, but she was gone.

Before I can chase after her, I heard my window shatter to pieces.

"What the hell?!"

On the floor, mixed with the clutter of broken glass was a small pebble.

"Rose!" I heard someone yell from outside.

It was Emmett, I should've known. I rolled my eyes as I made my way towards the window.

"Emmett! What the hell?! Why did you break the window?!" I said leaning out of what used to be my window.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to throw it that hard," he mumbled looking up at me innocently.

I loved it when he looked at me that way.

'Damn it! Keep it together! You are still mad!'

I immediately snapped out of it, "What do you want?!"

In less than a second Emmett scaled the length of the house and was looking me in the eyes as he situated himself, holding onto the side of the house..

"I brought you flowers," he told me as he showed me the most beautiful assortment of flowers I have ever seen.

I took them from his hands and took in their aroma, "thank you."

"Rose, I've missed you."

I sighed, "I've missed you too. But, that doesn't change anything. I'm still mad."

"I know. I know. And I also know you can never really forgive me for that." He seemed to really mean it. "And well… I've been thinking about it and well… I know it will take some time for you to forgive me. But, we're not kids Rose. We can sort this out like grown ups…"

I had to admit I was a bit shocked, he never spoke like this before.

"Like grown ups?"

"Yeah, like adults… We both have responsibilities… obligations. We should be able to come to an agreement."

"Agreement?" I repeated cocking an eyebrow.

"You know, we should be able to get what we want out of this relationship without any confrontation."

Suddenly I had a flash of what Alice told me not to long ago, "just remember the words…'booty call'"

"Oh my God! Emmett is this a booty call?!" I accused.

"A booty- what now?"

"Booty call. You know, when you show up unannounced. No apologies, no compliments, no commitments! Just trying to sweet talk your way into my pants!"

He didn't say anything, which meant I was right (as always).

"Well, I have to admit you almost had me going there for a bit. But, you listen to me Emmett Cullen you would have to do something truly unbelievable. Before you are able to play 'Dick Tracy' with me ever again…"

Before he could say anything, with all my strength I pushed him out of the window frame.

* * *

(Emmett's POV)

As she pushed me out of the window (with some of the house still in hand) I fell with a rather large bang.

"And I'm keeping the flowers!" I heard her yell from our bedroom.

"I love playing 'Dick Tracy,'" I whispered as I laid in the crater I've made.

I heard husky laughter coming from the back door. I immediately knew where it was coming from.

"We told you it wasn't going to work," Edward said.

I looked up only to find my brothers, Edward and Jasper, laughing at my failed attempt at trying to get my wife sleep with me.

"Shut up," I grumbled as I got to my feet and dusted the dirt off of me. "I'll be in Seattle if you need me."

"Should we tell Esme you destroyed another one of her homes?" Jasper asked through his barks of laughter.

As I turned to the garage I could still hear them laughing louder than ever.

I was pulling out of the garage before I heard Rosalie's words in my head again, "…you would have to do something truly unbelievable…"

"Something unbelievable, huh?"

This was more than sex, I was going to win her back. And she's going to like it…