BEHOLD!
CHAPTER FOUR!
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Surprise
"Mmmt os i' ay mmstr?"
"Sorry Police Girl, but could you repeat that?"
"Mmmt os i' ay mmastr?"
"…What?"
"MMMT OS i' AY?!"
"I'm sorry Police Girl, but I still don't understand what you're trying to say," Alucard replied with a smirk.
Master! Let me go!
Alucard quickly started to take his arm from around Seras, not after a long pause though. But he was forced to slow his arm's procession down after Seras yelled, quite loudly, in his mind,
MASTER! SLOW! God!
Once on her feet though, Seras seemed to calm right down…at least a little bit. With a sigh and then a glare at her master, she said, once again, what she was trying to convey to him before.
"What does it say, Master?"
Alucard inwardly flinched at the calm, sharp, collected tone Seras had just used to address him. But he didn't let the smirk held on his face falter.
"What does what say?"
"The note, Master. The note."
"Oh. It just says a whole bunch of nonsense about how some person went through all this trouble to get this package here, to me, in case they died, which they obviously have. Just ranting…"
Seras just stared at him with a sassy look plastered on her face the whole time he talked. And he couldn't help himself from stopping to think.
I wonder what's got her panties in a twist. Maybe she's on her period…Wait. Do female vampires even get periods? Can we reproduce?…Goes to show how much I actually do know about my own species…
Coming back to himself, Alucard saw that Seras had snatched the letter out of his hand while he had been trapped in his mind. He tried to reach around her and pluck it from her sticky little fingers, but she avoided him easily, having the advantage of being small.
"Hm…'try not to hurt them'? Well, apparently this person knew you quite well, Master."
"Police Girl…" Alucard stated warningly.
"Hm?"
"Give. The. Note…Back," he said, practically spitting the last word out.
"Oh. Here you go."
Snottily, Alucard snatched the note back from Seras. Earning him a smile and a,
"God, Master. You're such a brat."
Which, in turn, earned her a glare and growl from him before he headed back over to the box, thinking to himself.
I really need to stop these side-bar conversations with myself...
---------M&L--
Once again in front of the box, Alucard actually took time to study it. Looking for any flaws or clues as to what's inside, since he hates surprises and likes to ruin everyone else's fun when they try to surprise him, by already knowing what's going to happen.
So when he found the corner of another piece of paper sticking out of the box, he let out, quite loudly, a "HA-HA," making Seras jump, before grabbing hold of it, thinking it was sure to give away the contents of the box.
Groaning out loud, getting an eye-brows-raised look from Seras that went unnoticed, Alucard thought,
Oh. Great…
Written on the paper, in a very different handwriting than that on the other notes, was one word. And one word only…
"What's wrong, Master? What's it say," Seras asked, tentatively.
"It…It says…Surprise."
Almost before Alucard had finished saying the most-dreaded word aloud,
BOOF!
was heard and two things were seen flying quickly through the air. Alucard's eyes went wide with horror and his limbs wouldn't work to move him out of the way of the two things falling towards him. He fell to the floor on impact. Seras had dropped to her knees next to him, in an attempt to see if he was alright, but instead of doing so, she said,
"Oh they're so cute, Master!"
But Seras' words were lost to Alucard in his dazed horror. He kept replaying the words that had come forth from the box from hell. A word even more dreaded than surprise…
"DADDY!"
But no! It couldn't be! It can't be! It just can't! And yet it was…But it wasn't just one. Oh no, it was worse than that, it was two. TWO. TWO little vampire GIRLS! Calling HIM, Alucard, Daddy! Two of everything! Two different daddies could be heard coming from two different mouths attached to two different girls. But the words blended together to sound like ONE!
Suddenly the weight of the two was taken off of him, allowing Alucard to raise himself up on his elbows. Turning to face Seras, who had hold of the two overly excited vampire girls. But his head, instead of turning at a regular pace, snapped to her direction when she said,
"Oh, Master! Can we keep them?"
For a very long minute the world seemed to pause and quiet before all that could be heard was Alucard's bellow.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!"
Well there you go. That's what's in the box but of course there's still more to come...hehehe...
/cough cough/ sorry bout that... well thanks again and (once again) I hope you enjoyed this. Reviews!!...please? : ) shanks!
Oh and the little '--M&L--'s are separators.