AN - I want to apologise for being such a sucky (spellchecker disagrees this word exists but ha ha spellchecker I use it anyway!!!) updater/ authoress. I have plenty of excuses for why I'm being suckish (ha ha spellchecker again!) such as being ill, reports and homework. But I've spent so much time on reading that I've had enough time to write some of my own.
BTW - What did you British readers do for red nose day? I did a sponsored
sum-a-thon and won an Easter egg!! GO ALICE!
BTW - Me and my BFF refer to each other as Alice (me) and Nessie (my BFF). We also refer to people we know as twilight characters such as my little sister (Leah). It has even caught on at school some random people in class have called me Alice lately!! Weird or what!!!
Okay this chapter has nothing to do with Renesmee in London but I felt I owed you guys something. So this is a random convo me and Nessie had in Home Economics, while pretending to sew!! It features a name from Classic Cullen Moments which rocks so read it and say I sent u!!
Here's the back story. Me and Nessie both read Classic Cullen Moments over last weekend. We as Alice and Nessie decide to debate whether Jasper or Jacob was better. Oh yeah, we still are arguing about whose better so please review and tell me what ya think!! It also features Paul (from twilight) who is this dude in my class so gets annoyed by us and Twilight!!! Read On My Fellow Twilight Obsessed Readers!!!
Alice - Jasper!
Nessie - Jacob!
Alice - Sergeant McSkittle!
Nessie - …
Alice - Oh yeah, Jakey-Wakey has no Classic Cullen Moments name!!
Nessie - Jakey-Wakey!!!
Alice - Jazzy-kins!!!
Paul - Are you guys talking about Twilight again?
Alice and Nessie - Shut up Paul!!!
Nessie - Jacob's taller!
Alice - Jasper's smarter!
Nessie - Jacob's funnier!
Alice - Jasper's deeper!
Nessie - Jacob's hot!
Alice - Jasper's hotter!!!
Nessie - At least Jake's not an emo!! (btw my friend has nothing against emos as she's one herself)
Alice - Jasper isn't an emo and at least I don't have to use a lead on my guy to get him to go out places!!! BURN!!!!
Nessie - Stupid pixie!
Alice - Dog lover!!!
Paul - What are you talking about?Alice and Nessie - Get lost Paul we're busy!!!
So this is how it went all period and then the bell went. Please tell me who ya think is better and please only say Jasper or Jacob, no Edwards here!! Or Emmetts or Carlisles or even Mikes!!