AN - Hey people, I'm incredibly happy today because I got full marks in my Maths test!! YAY, I dare you to call me a geek. I DARE YOU!! I'll anger the Volturi and blame you if you do!! Are you that brave??

I decided to channel my happiness into a chapter of Renesmee in London, so them you're happy too!! My Music exam is drawing nearer so I'm getting nervous but it's nearly the summer hols so Yay!! I'm going to recommend two authors today; TeaCullen and ChickieTwilight16. Both have written some really awesome stories, I'm even in TeaCullen's "Family Therapy". My character is a vampire (veggie) called Shaunee Archibald, she's like Alice's long lost twin. Shopping pixies rule!!! So check them out!

The people who have made me happy are;

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Disclaimer - (I mean no offence, it's just a disclaimer. I and friend asked him to get us out of PE today and it worked. LOL!)

Dear our Lord in FORKS, (It's Carlisle, for whose who can't figure it out!)

I ask you for the ownership of Twilight, Harry Potter and all their characters and worlds. By the way, if somehow Jasper Hale, Nat Wolff and Chace Crawford all arrive wrapped up for my birthday I won't be mad. I ask you this in Edward's name. Amen.

Onto MY Story…

Alice pulled up the zip on her leather boots and loaded her paint gun before she and Jasper left their bedroom for the woods. Jasper drew a walkie talkie out of his backpack and switched it on. "ChicagoLion, do you read me? Over." he said speaking directly into the microphone while Alice looked through binoculars trying to see Jacob.

"Rodger, South4ever. The target is not in sight yet. Over."

"Thank you ChicagoLion, BearsAre4ever and MacDaddyVamp do you read me? Over." Jasper waited for his brother and father's responses.

"Yes. Over." They both answered.

Alice nodded at her husband as she smelt Jacob and Seth coming towards them. "Everyone, congregate round the clearing and stay down wind. Over."

"Rodger that." said Bella as she left with Edward. Jasper put down the walkie talkie and leaned over to kiss his wife on the cheek. "South4ever! Please cease those thoughts. Over." came Edward's voice from the walkie talkie. Alice giggled, Jasper frowned and sent waves of lust towards Emmett to see if Edward would realise that he was lucky it was Jasper thinking not his brother.

"Jasper." growled Edward's voice. Emmett's laugh boomed through the speaker.

"Use the codenames, ChicagoLion. Over." laughed Emmett. Jasper could feel Edward rolling his eyes towards the clouds.

"Everyone, I thought this was a revenge mission. Over." Tutted Esme as her children immediately stopped messing around as their attention turned once again to the empty clearing.

"Affirmative sighting of the target. What action should be taken? Over." came Rosalie's voice ringing through the speaker.

"Wait everyone. On my count go. Over." Jasper contemplated as Alice edged him on.

"Rodger that." came many voices that muddled each others up.

"Three, two, one!"

From behind trees and in caves came shots of paintballs and some rather nasty French was heard leaving Jacob's lips. Rosalie's laughter was the loudest as this was worth putting up with all the blonde jokes. (I hate blonde jokes and any jokes that feature stereotypical views.) Everyone leapt out from their hiding places and a full-blown attack was staged; even Seth had got hold of a paint gun and was firing balls of green paint towards his best friend. Their laughter raced through the trees as did Jacob's obvious disdain for paint.

Suddenly Alice froze her eyes glazed over. When her vision ended her eyes were wide and she stunned into silence. Edward's voice rose above the din. "Everybody stop!" he shouted. One last pink paintball hit Jacob. The Cullens' gaze jumped to Rosalie.

"Hey, don't look at me! It was Bella." Bella smirked and high-fived Emmett.

Edward turned to Alice, who was still frozen to the forest floor. "The Volturi are going after Nessie." Bella's smirk fell off her face and there was an eerie silence in the woods.