Chapter 2 is up! Thanks for the reviews on Chapter 1. :D

I still don't own Naruto.


His alarm clock was ringing incessantly.

Sasuke rolled over on his side, groaning. When he finally had enough...

He shot up from his bed, activated his Sharingan and glared at the thing that ruined his beauty sleep.. "WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Teme, I don't think that glaring at an alarm clock is good for your health."

Sasuke whipped his head around and focused his glare on the thing's accomplice, perched on his windowsill. "You're siding with that?" He pointed to the still-ringing alarm clock.

"Of course not. I'm not as dumb as you," Naruto said, as he jumped down.

"That's my line, you idiot."

"Whatever. Just get dressed." Naruto walked around Sasuke's room. "Usually, you're the one who wakes me up..oh well." He muttered, eyeing the monochromatic colors that his room was composed of, and winced. "God, Sasuke! Your room's so...emo."

Sasuke's eye twitched. "I am not emo! I-"

"Just get ready for work! Damn...I gotta go. Bye, Teme!"

"Go away."

"Going!"

Sasuke sighed. This is gonna be a long day.


Sasuke grabbed his things, tomato in mouth. He was about to open the door when he saw an envelope on the floor. He picked it up, thus letting go of his stuff.

It's from Sakura. Hm. He opened the envelope and read the letter.

"Uchiha Sasuke,

I think you already know that I like you. Well, if you STILL don't, I LIKE YOU.

Oh, wait. Scratch that. I LIKED you. Now I hate you. Let me state the reasons why.

1. I hate that you ignore me.

- Sasuke, I exist. Whether you like it or not, I fucking do. So stop bitching about it. I know you bitch about me in your head.

2. I hate that you NEVER answer in full sentences.

- Hn is SO NOT a word! God, Sasuke! Sometimes I wonder how you graduated from the Academy! Is it because you're an Uchiha, and if they fail an Uchiha, the whole clan will pwn them?! Or is it because Itachi Uchiha (swoon) is your BROTHER?! Yeah, right. He's so much smarter than you! He'll pwn you within a mile's range! You can't pwn like him! Okay, I'm babbling. I'm gonna stop right now.

3. I hate your emo-ness.

- It wouldn't hurt, would it? When we were kids, your mom (sorry) went to our house. She's all smiles, even at the most upsetting topics. Just... ugh. Try to smile once in a while, would ya?

4. I hate how you never talk about your feelings.

- Pretending they didn't exist won't make them go away. Sasuke, my clan was wiped out too. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them. Talk to us. Don't keep it all to yorself because that'll make things worse.

5. I hate how you always refuse our help.

- You stubborn asshole. Let go of your Uchiha pride for a second!

6. I hate that you're always angry or annoyed at the world.

- JUST STOP IT. Just because your family died doesn't mean it's the world's fault!

7. I hate that you act like you're all alone.

- You're not. My clan was wiped out when I was three. Naruto grew up without knowing parents. Yet we're always happy. Let go. They're not coming back.

8. I hate the way you stare at people.

- Your stare bores right through. We're not killers, Sasuke.

9. I hate that Itachi's the only one who has your attention.

- Okay, maybe he's you're brother and you miss him so much, or he killed the clan and you want to kill him, it doesn't matter. There are other people in this world.

10. I FUCKING HATE THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

- There. I said it. You bastard.

See you around, Sakura."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "What? Ugh." He decided to write back to Sakura.

Sakura.

You got SOME things wrong. Like:

- I know that you exist. Come on, I see you every day, every month, every year! It's not possible for me to forget your existence. I DO NOT BITCH ABOUT ANYONE.

- Hn is not a word, I agree. But DID it HAVE TO BE a word for me to say it? And even if I'm from the Uchiha clan, it doesn't mean that they're gonna pwn whoever fails me. I don't give a damn on Itachi. And SWOON?! You have to have your eyes checked. I think it's even worse than his. And he can't pwn me anymore, 'cause he's dead. Ha.

- I AM NOT EMO.

- It's not my fault I got my mother's looks and my father's attitude!

- If I were to let go, then I might as well denounced my name.

- Well, I'm sorry if I bore holes into your soul! That's just my way of showing affection! Yeah, I show affection.

- Again! He. Is. Dead. And I know that there are other people too. Because I didn't kill my clan and didn't care about my little brother!

- I fucking love you too. And I am not a bastard. I'm a jerk.

Sincerely, Uchiha Sasuke.

P.S.: I'm not kidding about the love part.

He smirked at his handiwork. He slid the letter into an envelope and walked out the door.

When he got to the hospital, he approached Sakura's office. The door was open, so he walked in and placed the letter on her desk. He cracked a smile as he walked out.