Chapter 8!

Still waiting.

Listening to Blue by Eiffel 65.

Sasuke was taking a nap on the couch when the Chuunin Konohamaru Corps knocked on the door.

"Oi, Teme!" Konohamaru had Naruto's looks, attitude, and demeanor. He even calls Sasuke 'Teme'.

Sasuke sat up groggily. "What, Dobe?"

"It's not Naruto!"

Moegi bonked Konohamaru on the head. "Ow! What was that for?"

"Don't yell! Idiot."

Sasuke was puzzled. The only one who calls him Teme was Naruto..unless it was Konohamaru.

When he opened the door, he almost curled back in fright. The Konohamaru Corps looked almost identical to Team 7 when they were Chuunin.

Moegi had the same haircut, outfit, and poise as Sakura has. Udon had no more glasses, his hair was like Sasuke's, and he was the most silent one in the group. When he looked at Konohamaru, he was speechless. The boy had almost everything Naruto had, except for the whiskers and the hair. He even had Hanabi as his girlfriend.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

Konohamaru grinned and handed over the letter. "This is from Sakura-chan, she said to give it to you."

Sasuke twitched. "Yeah. Thanks."

"Bye, now!" Moegi waved at him.

Sasuke shook his head and closed the door. He opened the envelope and read.

Sasuke-kun,

Aww. That's sweet. How's Ryosuke?

1. It can be your ninja way too. There are no rules that say it's only his.

2. Exactly! You're so right.

3. Amen to that!

4. I know you were. What kind of a person you'll be if you'll do that?! Insane.

5. Okay, thanks. Don't bring Ryo.

Sakura.

P.S.: your bird trashed the hallway.

He smirked. He rummaged Sakura's countertop for paper. Then he wrote.

Sakura,

Your cat's insane. He picked a fight with the bird you sent.

- I know. Itachi's insane. He still is, even if he's dead.

- I was going to do that. I'd gladly leave him here.

Sasuke.

P.S.: was it mine? last time I checked, it didn't have my name on it..kidding!

He smirked at the last sentence he wrote.

Uchiha Sasuke had a big problem.

He had to send the letter to Sakura. But how?

Naruto - no, too loud and obnoxious. Hinata - nope, might faint. Shikamaru - too lazy. Neji - too busy and arrogant. Tenten - might kill me. Chouji - might eat the letter. Lee - *shudders* Ino - her shift's not over yet. Kiba - too many fleas. Shino - ...

KAKASHI! Yeah, Kakashi.

He proceeded to pick up the phone and dial Kakashi's number.

"Yo?" Kakashi answered.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Is 'yo' even a question?"

"Uh, sorry. I thought you were Asuma. So what's up?"

"I need you to do something."

"Are you asking your sensei to do something for you?"

"Uh, yeah?"

Kakashi sighed. "Okay, what is it?"

"Go to Sakura's house."

"Why? Who's there?"

"Me."

"AAAHHH! Why are you there? Do you want me to get rid of Sakura's body? Did you rape her? NOOOOOOO!" Kakashi screamed.

Sasuke slapped his forehead. "No, you idiot."

"Oh. Okay, I'm coming."

Sasuke slammed the phone down. "Oh, it's not my phone.."

"Bye..," Kakashi said.

Kakashi knocked on Sakura's door. Sasuke opened it with half-lidded eyes.

"What," Sasuke said.

"What what?"

"What what what?"

"What?"

"What what?"

"What?"

"Oh forget it! Just bring this to Sakura at the hospital!" he shoved the envelope into Kakashi's hand then he slammed the door.

"Thanks, Sasuke."

"Your boyfriend forced me to give this to you."

Sakura looked up. "Sensei!" She hugged Kakashi. "Boyfriend?"

"Sasuke."

"Oh. Thanks, Kaka-sensei!"

"No problem, blossom." Kakashi left and Sakura blushed at the nickname.

Sakura,

Your cat's insane. He picked a fight with the bird you sent.

- I know. Itachi's insane. He still is, even if he's dead.

- I was going to do that. I'd gladly leave him here.

Sasuke.

P.S.: was it mine? last time I checked, it didn't have my name on it..kidding!

She laughed. She put it inside her bag and walked out of the hospital. Sasuke was waiting for her there.

"Sasuke!" Sakura ran up to him. Sasuke met her halfway. They started walking.

"How was your day?"

"It was okay, I got bored and sleepy. But not because of your notes."

"Oh."

"How was yours?"

"Boring and not boring." Sakura laughed.

"Why?"

"Because of your crazy cat." She giggled.

"Was he that crazy?"

"Yeah."

"I can't believe it. A cat ticked you off!"

"Not really." He chuckled. "Come on, I want to show you something."