Here's chapter 2! This one's a little weird. It switches between Lavi and Kanda's POV a few times. I'll put a * next to the beginning of each paragraph that is a switch. I do not own D. Gray-man or D. Gray-man abridged. You should check that out on YouTube. Freakin' hilarious! Anyway, onto the wonderful lemon I wrote while I was drunk! XD

He couldn't figure it out. Was this really Yu-bear? Not only had he cracked a joke, twice! But now he was kissing him!

*He didn't know why he'd done it. He just had an overwhelming urge to kiss that perverted usage. He'd finally met someone he couldn't scare into doing what he wanted. Apparently he'd found the way to shut him up though. He backed up for a second, just to see his face. "Are you an alien that kidnapped Yu-bear and took his place?" Lavi asked, completely serious.

"…….What are you on?!" Kanda yelled. All he wanted to do was take a bath in peace! But this brat wouldn't leave him alone! He had to do something even more drastic than a peck on the lips. Lavi opened his mouth to say something, so he took that opportunity. He pulled the other boy's body against his and kissed him, instantly deepening the ki8ss. As he explored his mouth, he heard Lavi squeak then moan. He jumped when Lavi began to kiss him back. He definitely hadn't expected that! But he couldn't back down now! As they kissed, he began to undo Lavi's shirt. Just as he got it off they had to break for air. He watched as Lavi began to do a strip tease for him. He'd never really noticed before, but that baka usagei was actually rather attractive. He could feel himself getting excited, as well as his face start to bur from blushing.

As soon as he realized why his face was hot, he looked away. What is wrong with him?! He was blushing because of a guy! That baka usagi to be exact! As he was having his internal battle Lavi turned to face him. He was having the same problems. Blushing, his face almost as red as his hair, and he was as excited as, if not more than, he was. He watched as he got back into the water. But he didn't just slip back into the water. Oh no. He jumped! Right on top of him….

*"Hey Yu-bear! I'm a flying squirrel!" He yelled as he landed on the other boy. The crash resulting in both of them going under water. "Well….reverse puberty just…oh…no never mind." He said as he grinned, watching Kanda gasp for air a bit. "What is wrong with you?! You could have killed me! If I had Mugen right now, he'd be so far up your ass!" He yelled. Dammit! He'd messed up again! Then again, messing up and being an idiot were two of his best points. So why not mess up more? "Why does it have to be Mugen that's up my ass? Why not you, Yu-bear?" He said in his best seductive voice. And he got glare number, what? Fifty? That's pretty much what Yu-bear does. Guess he'll have to make the first move.

He grabbed Kanda by his hair, which he'd get scolded for sooner or later, and pulled. Again, not just any pull. He pulled towards him. So before Kanda knew what was happening, they were kissing. Revenge complete. As soon as their bodies touched, he felt a spark of electricity go through him. He'd admit he'd been attracted to Kanda from day one. He knew Kanda felt it too because he moaned and kissed back. As they stood there, moaning and kissing, the world seemed to just….stop. He grabbed Kanda and pulled him closer, grinding his hips against his.

They both gasped as heated flesh made contact. He watched Yu-bear's face during this. He looked absolutely gorgeous as he moaned. He mouth only slightly opened, face bright red. But only across the bridge of his nose and the tips of his ears. He kissed him, enjoying the fact that he got a response. He broke off the kiss and began to kiss down Kanda's body. Making pit stops along the way. He stopped at his neck, making sure to leave a hickey. "That had better not be visible when I get my clothes back on!" Kanda growled.

"I won't make any promises!" Lavi answered, continuing on before he was killed for that. As soon as he started to nip and suck his nipples, the hickey was forgotten. Score. He played with one for a while, then the other. He soon got bored, wanting to reach his ultimate goal quickly. So he continued on, getting a grunt of disappointment from the other boy. Now, mind you, they're still in the water. So this was going to suck. Literally and metaphorically. He took a deep breath and went under. He continued to kiss down, until he reached his prize. He thanked the lord that he could hold his breath for a while. He licked from the base all the way up to the tip. He could feel Yu-bear shiver, and heard a kinda messed up version of his moan. He took the tip into his mouth and started to suck. He grabbed the base and began to stroke, smiling as much as he could when Yu-bear bucked his hips and grabbed a handful of his hair. He let his teeth graze the length as he bobbed his head a few times. On one of the times, his teeth grazed a little too hard,

Kanda's reaction was to pull his hair a little too hard. He whined as he came up for air."Yu-bear, do you want me to do this or not?!" He whined and glared at him. Kanda actually looked as if he was contemplating saying stop. He was WAY too hard to stop now! Before he got an answer he pushed Kanda against a tree behind him. He'd had enough of foreplay….however short it had been. He threw being cautious out the window as he reached between the other boy's legs and inserted a finger. He watched as shock, and then pain flashed across Kanda's face.

He started to nip and suck at his neck, trying to distract him. It seemed to work since he relaxed against him. Of course, this would be another hickey he'd be killed for later. He slowly added a second finger; again he saw pain and distracted him with a kiss. He almost immediately began to scissor his fingers, trying to get this over with quickly. After a little bit he took his fingers out and smiled at him. "You ready Yu-bear? This is gonna hurt." Lavi asked, hoping he said yes. He got a half-assed glare and a nod. He slowly pushed himself into the other boy, grunting a little. "T-tight…" Lavi moaned. Yu-bear clenched his teeth and dug his nails into Lavi's back.

*This was so NOT what he'd planned for when he'd kissed Lavi. He didn't want to move, it hurt enough as it was. The only thing he could do to distract himself from focusing on the pain was glare at the other boy.

*Yu-bear was glaring at him…again. Distraction time! He gave his big goofy grin as he slowly began to move, keeping this slow and gentle. Yu-bear made a sort of choked gasp at first, but that quickly turned to moans. Taking the moans as encouragement he began to thrust harder and faster. Kanda whimpered at first, and then he began to buck his hips, meeting his pace. Yu-bear's choice of movement of course made him go deeper, and a few thrusts later, he found something. Every time he hit it, Kanda would moan loudly and his eyes would roll back a little. So he aimed for that one spot, each time hitting it harder than the last. Yu-bear's nails dug into his skin and it hurt a little, but he ignored it. The only sounds that could be heard were their steadily increasing moans.

He began to stroke Yu-bear's member, give him some tongue action, and keep up his increasing pace. Hooray for multitasking! He was so close now. But he had to make sure Yu-bear would cum first, or he'd never hear the end of it. So he aimed for that one spot, hitting it more now that he was actually paying attention. He could tell that Kanda was close, because his grip on his back began to get tighter and more painful. He thought he'd never know why Kanda kept his nails longer than usual. Well he knew now! It was to get back at guys like him, who took advantage of a situation, lived to actually get what they wanted, and Mugen was nowhere near him. He left his random musings just in time to see Kanda's face as he came. How gorgeous he was when he moaned before, nothing like this one! Because this one had something special!

"O-oh gods! Lavi!!" Kanda yelled as he coated both their bellies with his seed. Hearing his name like that and the tightening of the wonderful heat he was sheathed in made him cum at almost the same time, filling the other boy. "K-Kanda!" He called out. He knew he'd have to move if he didn't want them to drown. With a groan he picked the other boy up and carried him to shore. He collapsed a second later, landing half on him. Kanda just kinda grunted at the added weight, then accepted it, wrapping an arm around him, a slight smile on his face. They just lay there for a while, listening to their panting and the call of a lonely bird. After a little bit Lavi began to laugh. "Shut up baka usagi!" Kanda snapped, flicking the other boy's forehead. "But Yu-bear! You called my name! And I don't mean my nickname either!"He said, smiling happily at him. Kanda smiled back…just a little. "Yeah, and you FINALLY called me Kanda!" He replied.

"Yeah, I figured since you were so nice and said my name, that I could say yours. " He said, snuggling closer to him. He may as well get as much of this in now as he could, because after this he knew he was gonna die. "…..Liar. You didn't have enough time to figure anything!" Kanda answered, shifting to accommodate the new position. "Heh, yeah you're right. It just happened….or did it?" Lavi answered, laughing again. Kanda glared again. "Hey Yu-bear! You just got laid!" Lavi said as he put the traditional Hawaiian flower necklace around Kanda's neck. "Where the HELL did you get that from?!" "Don't worry about it!" Lavi answered, laughing and smiling. Kanda was already starting to get a headache….

And there's one lemon down, two or three to go! ; Anyway, sorry if it was crappy. As I said, I was drunk when I wrote it. XD Hooray for 21st birthdays!!! *does victory dance* Read and review plz?