Here's chapter three! There's gonna be many more after this too! :3 This one has a LavixAllen lemon! :3 Again, I do not own D. Gray-man or D. Gray-man abridged or Yu Yu Hakusho abridged. You should check them out though!
As they were getting dressed he looked over just in time to see Kanda shove the lay into his pocket. "I saw that Yu-bear!" He said as he pulled his pants up. "No you didn't." Kanda answered, tying his hair up in that high ponytail of his. "You don't even know what I'm talking about!" He whined. "No, I don't. But I do know you didn't see it, you just think you saw it." Kanda joked, laughing a little. "………Yu-bear…..did I fuck you too hard? Or did you hit your head on that tree? Cuz you're laughing….I didn't even know that was physically possible for you!" Lavi joked, earning a glare from the other boy.
"Fifty-four." He said as he began to leave. That's right, he had been counting glares. Not that Kanda knew that though. He laughed as he was yelled at, though that laughter died as he was shoved, rather roughly, against a tree."Just to warn you, I still remember that you pulled my hair. So you'd better not piss me off! Or you'll end up being the one that was fucked too hard, you understand?!" Kanda growled, glaring at him and pushing him even harder against the tree. "G-got it!" He answered, trying not to show that he was in pain.
That's what Kanda wanted. After they were both dressed they began walking towards the town again. Luckily it had been abandoned years ago. As they walked they suddenly heard a loud explosion as six Akuma appeared. Why'd they always have to destroy shit when they're around?! As the Akuma began to approach, they both pulled their weapons out. Lavi noticed that some more were coming from behind them, and he ran to take care of them before they reached Kanda.
"Little hammer, big hammer, Grow! Grow! Grow!" Lavi yelled as he crushed all the Akuma. Kanda unsheathed Mugen and smirked. "Fear the Mighty Mugen!" Lavi turned and smirked. "But it's so small!" He yelled, from a good distance away. When you insult Mugen, make sure there's enough space between you and Kanda so that when you haul ass, you have a head start. "Shut up baka usage! I'll show you how 'small' it is later!" Kanda growled, killing the Akuma he had quickly.
"Oooooh! You promise Yu-bear!?" Lavi joked. Like he'd ever let Yu-bear top him! "Like hell I do!" Kanda yelled."That is NEVER happening again! And if anyone finds out about it, I will kill you in your sleep!" He continued, sheathing Mugen. Lavi would never admit it, but that hurt more than he thought it would. He knew that this was coming, but he'd hoped it would happen much later. He tried not to show it as he smiled his big smile. "Like I'd tell anyone about that!" He said as he walked past him. He'd intended to tell Linalee, but oh well to that.
*Back at HQ*
As soon as they arrived, Lavi made a bee line for Linalee's room. Kanda just walked to his own room. Lavi began to knock on the door like a madman. She flung the door open, and slammed her foot down on his head. "Komui I told you to-Oh my god, Lavi! I'm so sorry! I thought you were my brother!! Are you okay?!" She asked as she removed her foot from his head. "….No. I wasn't before you attacked me and even more now!" Lavi answered, trying not to cry. "Come in Lavi. Tell me everything." She said as she moved aside to let the boy in. He walked in and immediately broke down. "We had sex, and he was nice to me. Then the rejection came. He said he'd kill me in my sleep if I told anyone!" Lavi answered, falling to his knees and sobbing into his hands.
Linalee just walked over and held him. He leaned towards her and wrapped his arms around her. After a minute of staying like that he finally calmed down. They stayed like that though. Because they both knew he'd start crying again. "I don't know what to do….I love him so much, but he hates me! What should I do?!" Lavi whispered, clinging to her more. She just ran her fingers through his hair as she thought. What could she say? She had a thing for Lavi. "Well…if you really want to know what he thinks….put yourself in danger? Something you can get out of, but don't let him know that. Or, you could play dead." She said nonchalantly. Lavi nodded his head as he listened, already planning his act. "……so…..how was the sex?" Linalee asked. Lavi looked at her shocked. You have to understand, that's not something Linalee was supposed to say! She's a good, proper girl! But after a second he grinned his big goofy grin. "It was….Amazing! Oh gods! I'm going to be having wet dreams about it for a while!" Lavi said excitedly. Linalee looked at him, a little shocked. "That last part was totally an over share Lavi." She said, still holding him. "Well you asked! And you totally know you'd have wet dreams about him if you stuck your dick up his ass too!!""Lavi….physical impossibility….""Right, right! I figured Komui had come up with something for that by now." Lavi answered without thinking about it.
The next thing he knew, he had a huge lump on his head and he was standing in the hallway. With nothing better to do, he began to walk towards his room. He contemplated what he'd said to make Linalee mad at him. After a little bit of thinking and coming up with nothing for that question, he moved on to the next question. What could he do to make Kanda realize his feelings for him? About halfway to his room his stomach decided to announce itself. "Oh that's right….I haven't eaten in three days….I should probably go do that." He thought out loud. He began to walk to the cafeteria. Luckily for him, it was near his room.
As he walked in, his eye automatically locked onto Kanda….and Allen next to him. Hmmm….evilness had just hatched in his brain! He smiled as he made his way towards the two. "Allen! Hey! How you doin' babe?" Lavi yelled as he walked over and grabbed Allen's ass. The younger boy squeaked and jumped up. "Oh yeah! I know you're excited about my return! Let's go fuck like bunnies!" He said as he dragged the younger boy out, gibberish spilling from his mouth. He'd noticed that Kanda's eyes had widened when he said that, then he'd glared death at Allen. He thought about warning Allen, but decided against it.
He'd go ninja and watch him for a while, just to see what Kanda would do. So, after a little bit, he just stopped dragging him and kept going, hiding around a corner. He was so stealthy it hurt….or maybe that was a stroke….wait…he was WAY too young to have a stroke! He'd been around that old panda for too long! As he stood there, someone tapped him on the shoulder. "What are you doing?" "I'm waiting for Yu-Chan to show up so I can see what he does." He answered without turning around."Wait….what?" The oddly familiar voice asked. It hit him a second later why the voice was familiar."Oh shit….Yu-Chan's behind me…..isn't he?" Lavi asked, tensing up.
"Baka usage…" Kanda growled. He could totally tell that Mugen was either already pointed at him or on the way to being pointed at him. He took off running towards Allen. "Allen! We need to go fuck right now!" He yelled as he grabbed Allen's hand and dragged him along. "W-wait what?! I don't understand! What's going on?!" "You're too young to understand! Don't worry about it!" Lavi yelled as he continued running. He ran into his room and slammed the door shut, throwing Allen over the piles of books to land on the bed. He turned and locked the door, just in case Kanda came. He turned to Allen and gave him an awkward smile. "Sorry about this Moyashi…" Lavi said as he made his way to the bed.
"Wait…you're sorry for what?!" Allen asked, scooting away from the older boy. "This is going to happen. Just shut up and take it like a man!" Lavi said as he climbed on top of him. He pressed his lips against Allen's and made him lay down. After a second it finally clicked for Allen. "Oh! We're doing yaoi now?! You should have just said so!" Allen said as he flipped them over so he was on top. He began to kiss Lavi with expert skill and reach into his shirt.
The little hamster running the wheel in his head got it's leg stuck in the wheel and tripped. "Wha….?" Was all he could manage. "What? Linalee didn't show you them?" Allen asked as he straddled Lavi. He began to move his hips back and forth, and smirked at Lavi. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle!" And now Lavi was creeped out." Whoa! Wait! I can't be uke! Especially to you!" Lavi said, grabbing Allen's hips to stop the amazing friction they were creating. "And why not? And what do you mean by especially to me?!" Allen asked, pouting a bit. "Because you're younger than me! And more girly! And I've established myself as seme!" He whined. "Let me guess. With Kanda?" Allen deadpanned. Lavi looked at him suspiciously. "How'd you know?" "Oh please! Almost everyone in the Black Order with a dick has established themselves as a seme with Kanda!" Allen said. Lavi couldn't believe it. There was no way!" You don't believe me? Well, our second mission together, Kanda got hurt, and had to rest. We got a hotel room and I had my way with him. Of course, being his uke is amazing too!" Allen said a happy smile on his face.
That's when Lavi noticed something hard against his stomach. He looked down and saw that Allen was pitching a tent. He must have really good memories of that! That's when he heard the knock. "Usagi?" It was Kanda! He released Allen's hips and started to grind against him. When that didn't get the response he wanted, he began to roughly rub the other boy's erection through his pants. "O-Oh Lavi! You're so rough!" Allen gasped. "Give me more you sexy man-beast!" Allen continued. "…..Okay…we have GOT to work on your dirty talk!" Lavi answered as he pulled him down and kissed him roughly. Allen moaned and started to move his hips again. "You're totally the uke! You moaned first!" Lavi called out as he spanked the other boy. "E-eh?! That's not a val-OH!!" Lavi had decided to reach into the boy's pants and commence the groping. As he undid his pants Allen leaned over and kissed him. He felt a tongue lick his lips, asking a silent question. He figured since he was going to be invading his ass, the least he could do was let Allen invade his mouth.
So he parted his lips and let his Moyashi have some fun. He didn't know why, but he suddenly felt possessive of the younger boy. He moaned and enjoyed the ministrations of the boy's tongue. He randomly though about how Allen smelled kind of earthy and how his mouth tasted like cinnamon. "Oi, Moyashi, do you want to get completely naked or only half? Either way, your pants are coming completely off. "Lavi said as he lifted him up and started to slip the pants down. As he got farther down he realized something. Allen had a rather girly figure. His hips were wider than most males, and he had long, slender legs. His skin was a sort of creamy color and was flawless.
"Half. I have to go talk to Komui about my next mission after this. He answered, slipping off the older boy. He undid his pants and pulled his erection out. Lavi moaned as he began to stroke him. "Then screw foreplay! Let's fuck!" Lavi groaned as he pulled lube out from under his pillow. Allen sweat dropped. "C-can't we just….I don't know….hump each other?" He asked as he covered himself, laughing nervously. "We could just say that we had sex, and not really?" He asked, backing away. "What?! Oh I see how it is! You're not seme so you're not into it now!" Lavi said as he grabbed him and pushed him down on the bed.
"Well too bad! As I said before, this is going to happen. So shut up and take it like a man!" Lavi spread the other boy's legs. He smiled when Allen jumped and whimpered at him. "Don't worry. I'll be gentle!" He said as he began to prepare the younger boy. "F-first of all, don't steal my lines. Second…slow down!" Allen whined. "Eh? You're the one who wanted to get this over quickly!" Lavi answered. He smiled at Allen and rubbed his tip against his entrance. "I could always do this without preparing you. No lube either!" And he regretted that decision.
"Falcon Bitch Slap!" Allen yelled as he slapped him. Lavi held his face and smirked. "Fine, fine! You win!" He said as he shoved two fingers inside the younger boy. He squeaked and grabbed a handful of the sheets, but moved his hips to help Lavi out. "That's it. Let's get this part over with quickly." Lavi said as he scissored his fingers. After a few minutes he pulled his fingers out and smiled. "Hey Moyashi, you know what would be hot? If you rode me!" Lavi said, smiling. Allen blinked a few times, and then smiled. "Okay! Sounds fun!" He said as he sat up and moved to the side. He smirked and lay down, watching his movements. He watched as Allen grabbed the bottle of lube and poured some on his member. He moaned as Allen stroked him, spreading it. Allen then straddled him again, making sure that he was inside of him before he started to sit. That same pained expression came across his face that Kanda had when they'd done this. He groaned as he watched himself disappear into the other boy. "Hey All-""Shut up Lavi! I-I need to concentrate…." Allen snapped at him. Concentrate? How hard could it be? Up down, up down, so easy a caveman can do it!
After an eternity of waiting, he was finally completely inside of the other boy. He waited for a bit, until that expression went away, then he grabbed his hips and lifted. Allen made that same choked gasp that Kanda had made. Suddenly images of him and Kanda showed up in his mind. He shook his head and tried to pay attention to Allen. He'd started to ride him while he was in dream land. He looked so cute, concentrating so hard on such a simple task. He grabbed his hips and began to buck his as Allen came down, making him sink farther inside of him. Allen moaned as he hit that spot. The spot that had made Kanda….what was he doing?! 'Stop thinking about Kanda and think about Allen!" He mentally ordered himself.
Again he began to watch himself disappear and reappear. For some reason it was fascinating to him. Suddenly Allen began to pull out the professional moves. It felt absolutely amazing! "O-oh my gods! Allen! Where is this coming from?!" Lavi asked, grabbing Allen's hips. Allen smirked at him and kept doing. After a few more minutes they both came, calling each other's names. As second later he could have sworn that he heard someone say something about teeth and walking? What the hell? He looked down at Allen, who was now laying on him and smiled.
"First of all, I feel like I should pay you for that. And second, where the hell did you learn that?!" He asked as he rested his arm on Allen's back. A shot of pain randomly radiated from his chest. "Di-did you just BITE me?!" Lavi asked, looking down at the boy. "I am not a whore who needs payment!" Allen said as he began to shake. "Whoa, whoa! I didn't mean it like that! It was a joke!" Lavi said as he lifted Allen's head up. He smiled sweetly at him and gently kissed him. "Come on now, now crying, okay?" He began to rub his back. "I….I have to go." Allen answered as he got up. He found his pants, somehow, among all the books, and put them on.
As he watched Allen leave, he suddenly felt really, really bad. His heart began to ache like it had when Kanda had rejected him. He quickly fixed his pants and ran after him. He caught up to him and was about to call out to him, when Kanda stepped into the hallway. He quickly ducked into an alcove in the wall and listened. "Kanda? What's the matter?" "Don't. Touch. Him. EVER!!" "What? Who are you talking about? Hey! Kanda!" He heard footsteps and a second later, some more. He peeked around the corner and found the hallway to be empty. Had Kanda been talking about him? If so, his plan had worked. But now he was worried about Allen.
And Chapter 3 is done! Woo my hands hurts from this one! ; Almost 3,000 words! Anyway, I got lazy on this lemon. I promise the next one will be better! Sasori threatens my life should it not be. ^ ^: Read and review plz? Thanks!