Here's chapter 5! I finally got to the episode and I have both 5 and 6 written. I just wanted to thank one of the best peoples in the world for being my inspiration, Bloodiedangle. Thanks for sticking with this story and giving me such nice reviews each chapter! This story wouldn't be going still if it weren't for you…..and the many death threats I get from Sasori….but that's not the point here. XD Anyway, hope you like the newest chapters! OH yeah! New random pairing in here! :3 I do not own D. Gray-man, D. Gray-man abridged. Do I have to keep putting that? Every time? Guh….story, right, right!

When he woke up, it was morning. He looked down to find a sleeping Kanda snuggled to him. He smiled and stayed as still and quiet as he could. Just watching him sleep put him at ease. He began to think about that bad feeling he'd had last night. What had that been for? He watched Kanda sleep a little bit longer, and then had an evil idea. He wondered how well he'd take being woken up via an orgasm? He slowly and gently removed himself from under him and placed him on his back. He just as slowly and gently removed the blankets. He made his way down to Yu-bear jr. "No."

He was just about to grab it. "Dammit Yu-bear! How long have you been awake?!" He asked, pouting. "Before you woke up. I just wanted to see what you'd do." Kanda answered as he sat up. Lavi smiled and quickly stole a kiss. "Ow!" He said as he held his lip. "What is it with you and biting?!" Kanda just smirked at him, then pushed him down and straddled him. "Perhaps it's like you so loudly screamed last night? Perhaps Kuro-chan got to me?" He said as he bit his neck. He moaned and arched up. Just then there was a knock on the door. "Housekeeping!" Yelled a woman with a heavy accent.

They both stared at the door and sweat dropped. "H-hold on a minute!" Lavi finally answered. They both go their clothes on quickly and packed away their stuff. Lavi opened the door and let the lady in and she immediately went to work cleaning. After about ten minutes she was done and Lavi held the door open for her. As she left she turned to him and smiled. "Please try not to knock the pictures off the wall in my room with your wild man sex tonight. Though I quite enjoyed hearing it!" She said, laughing as she left for the next room.

Lavi stared after her, a huge blush and a shocked look on his face. "Awww! Poor virgin boy! Now he's embarrassed!" Another maid said as she passed by. He slammed the door shut and tackled Kanda. "See?! See what happens when you-""Scream?" Kanda cut him off with a smirk. Lavi glared at him and sat on the other side of the bed, his arms crossed. "You are such a-""Pain in your ass?" Kanda again cut him off. "Stop-""Doing that?" Kanda said as he wrapped his arms around his waist. "….Jerk." Lavi pouted as he leaned into the embrace.

The answer he got was a bite on the neck. He moaned and leaned his head back. "Yu-bear…" He moaned as he reached back for the other boy. But when his hands got there, Yu-bear wasn't. "What the…?" He said as he turned around. Kanda had gotten up and had his bags in his hands. "Yu-bear….what about the Innocence?" He asked as he got up. "We already have it."Kanda answered as he held it up. "When….where?!" Lavi asked as he gathered his stuff.

"You know those pictures we knocked off the wall with our wild man sex?" Kanda said, smirking. "You're jo-no…no you're not….Is that why you were rough?!" Lavi demanded. "No. I just like to hear you scream. Makes Yu-bear jr. happy." Kanda whispered in his ear before he nipped his neck. He groaned and pouted. "Yeah? Well Baka Usagi jr is happy and wants to know if Yu-bear jr. can come out and play?" Lavi asked as he turned and faced Kanda. He wrapped his arms around his waist and pressed their hips together. "No. He's sleeping." Kanda answered as he flicked him on the forehead.

"I can fix that for you." Lavi said as he smirked. "No. We're going to miss our train. And if we miss it, you'll get none for at least three months." Kanda said as he glared at him. Lavi was packed and halfway down the hall so fast that Kanda hadn't even seen him go by. They made it on the train, with half an hour to spare. See Yu-bear?! We could've fu-mf!" Before he finished his sentence Kanda's lips were covering his. 'Thank you Komui for giving us a first class room!!' Lavi thought as he kissed back. "Now can Yu-bear jr. come out to play?" Lavi asked, rubbing him through the pants.

Kanda moaned and straddled him. "He has six hours. Then he needs to come inside and eat dinner." Kanda joked as he stood up. He took his boots off first, and then he slowly began to slip his pants off. "Leave the coat on, but open it up." Lavi ordered as he was undoing his own pants. He began to play with himself as he watched Kanda take his hair down. "Yu-bear….you're so fucking hot! Especially when your hair is down!" Lavi said. Kanda just smirked and straddled him again. He made sure to grind their hips together before he lifted himself up.

He moaned as he began to impale himself on Baka Usagi jr. "Y-Yu-bear! Wait! What about lube!?" Lavi said as he stopped him. Kanda sighed and got off of him. He grabbed the kiwi scented lube out of his pocket and put some on his hand. He started to give him a hand job, but he bit his inner thigh. "F-Fuckin' vampire…" He groaned as he bucked his hips. He heard Yu-bear laugh just before he felt him start to impale himself again. He groaned and grabbed his hips and watched himself disappear into him. He really loved that view! If he didn't know Yu-bear would kill him, he would've cum right then and there.

Kanda took him in faster than Allen had. "You ready Yu-bear?" Lavi asked as he went to lift him. Kanda nodded and smirked, lifting himself up and slamming back down. They both groaned loudly. Kanda set a fast pace, and he did all the work. Lavi watched and spanked him every opportunity he got. Those spankings earned him a loud moan, followed by a glared, and a bite on the neck. They were so distracted by what they were doing that they didn't even notice the train stop. He was so close, and he could tell that Yu-bear was too. He started to thrust into him roughly, just as the door to their room opened.

"I'm so sorry for the-OH MY GOD!!!!" The train attendant screamed. Lavi looked over at the poor man just as Kanda came. "No! Yu-bear stop cumming! Redo!? Replay?! Rewind?!" Lavi yelled as Kanda slumped on him. "Ah! Baka Usagi Jr! Wake up!!" He yelled as his erection started to die. "….Just so you know….I saw everything!" The attendant said as he shut the door. Lavi sweat dropped and pouted, letting Kanda sleep on him for a little bit. Then the evil idea came back. He smirked and started to thrust into him. He smirked when Kanda groaned, but stayed asleep.

Yu-bear jr. came back out to play and greeted him. He kept thrusting into him and giving him a hand job until he came. "L-Lavi what-OH FUCK!!!"Kanda yelled as he came and was filled at the same time. Lavi groaned, and then smirked at him. "Mission accomplished!" He said as Kanda started to reach for Mugen. Lavi smiled nervously and pulled out of Kanda. He got up and moved away."C-come on Yu-bear! No need for Mugen to come out and play!" He said, moving away from him. "Usagi…I've had TEN minutes of sleep in the past twenty-four hours! Mugen is MUCH overdue!!" Kanda yelled, advancing on him. "C-come on Yu-bear! You know you liked it?!" Lavi said as he ducked.

"That's not the point here!" Kanda yelled as he stabbed at him."Hold still so I can impale you on Mugen!" He yelled, jabbing at him again. "Unless you've renamed Yu-bear jr. to Mugen, which would be creepy, I think I'll pass!" Lavi yelled as he went for the door. Only to find it locked."……Dammit…." He said as Yu-bear advanced on him. The rest of the way, all the other passengers heard was screaming. None stood up to help though, as the train attendant had told everyone what they were doing when he'd walked in. Poor, poor Lavi……

*At the Noah House*

Tyki groaned as the boy started to ride him. He always got a release before going to kill. This boy was his choice of release. His beautiful black hair shone in the dim light as a light sheen of sweat covered his body. He'd already fucked him three times, and he could tell he was getting tired. "Mmmm…Devito…you always know just how to move to make this amazing." He said as he grabbed his hips.

"O-Only for you...T-Tyki…" Devito moaned as he rode him faster. He smirked and watched. The boy always did all the work. Devito groaned and arched towards him as he came. A considerable amount of it getting on his face. He made the boy lay down and began to, rather roughly, fuck him. "T-Tyki! Oh fuck yes! Tyki!!" He screamed as he came again. Tyki grunted as he pulled out of him. He pulled the boy's face close as he came, smirking as it covered his face. "Now…clean up what you've gotten on me." Tyki said as he pointed to his face. Devito cleaned off his own face, and then straddled his lap. He began to lick his own cum from Tyki's face.

"Good boy. Now, go to sleep. I'll be back later." He said after he'd cleaned everything up. Devito smiled a tired smile and was asleep before his head hit the pillow. Tyki smiled softly at the boy and put the blankets over him. As he walked to leave, his clothes materialized around him. "It's show time." He whispered as he left, quietly disappearing.

And that's it for chappy 5! Did you like the new pairing?! I love those two! They're so sexy, so I had to make them sex each other up! Anyway, read and review plz? I'll give you cookies! Make your friends read it! :3 More cookies for that one!