And here is chapter 7! Woot! Still receiving death threats from the Sasori, and still writing…..^ ^; Story of my life. Any who, I do not own D. Gray-man or D. Gray-man abridged. Check them out. :3

Lavi ran as fast as he could down the path. It was the only way through the forest, so Allen had to of come through here. "Usagi!" Kanda growled as he stopped the boy. He grabbed his arm and pulled him against him. "What Kanda?" Lavi practically growled. Kanda glared at him, for many reasons. One, he'd called him Kanda. Lavi must really be distracted to slip up like that. Two, he was way too worried, like he loved that stupid Moyashi! Kanda was NOT the sharing type! And three….growling is HIS thing! And as he stated in reason two, he was NOT the sharing type!

"Slow down. We need to look thoroughly." ….Wait…what had he just said? "R-Right…" Lavi said. Just then they heard a loud scream from somewhere in the forest. Lavi took off running, Kanda directly behind him. As they were running Kanda heard, "I'm making an appearance!" whispered from the trees. He stopped running and pulled Mugen out, surveying the area. When he was satisfied that no one was there, he turned to keep running with Lavi, only to find that he was gone. "Usagi?" Kanda said as he ran in the general direction they'd been running.

*With Lavi*

Lavi kept running, with all of his might. He hoped that scream hadn't been Allen. He soon found a small clearing, and there, in the middle, was a frightened looking nerd….I mean man! He noticed the Akuma a second later. "Little hammer, big hammer, Grow! Grow! Grow!" Lavi yelled as he ran to help the poor nerd-man!' Stop doing that Lavi! No judging!' He told himself as he destroyed the Akuma and walked over to him. Gods did he ever look like a nerd trying to be tough. Long messy blue hair, scruffy, overalls, and those glasses! They had to be the THICKEST pair of glasses he'd EVER seen!!

He tried his hardest not to laugh as the man stood up. "Are you okay?" He asked him. "Y-yes…what the heck was that thing?!" He asked as he stared at where the Akuma had been. "Long story short…an Akuma. A demon. Something bad that you should avoid at all costs Thick Glasses." Lavi said. "Thick glasses? Well that's a new one! My name's Tyki, what's yours? "He said as he held his hand out. "Lavi. Say, have you seen a white haired boy around here? About yea big?" Lavi said as he held his hand at Allen's height.

"Short little fellow, isn't he?" Tyki said as he thought. "Yeah. Have you seen him or not?" Lavi asked distractedly. He was looking around, in case Allen was around. "Moyashi…where are you?" He asked out loud. "Moyashi?" Tyki asked confused. "It's his nickname. Have you seen him?!" Lavi was starting to get impatient. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your Moyashi died." Tyki said. His heart stopped for a second. "What do you mean my Moyashi died?!" Lavi yelled at the nerd. Yeah, that's right! NERD!!! "Well….someone forgot to water him." Tyki said, laughing a little.

"…..Did you seriously just do that?" Lavi asked as he glared at him. "I'm sorry….that's why I screamed earlier. I saw a body that fits your description a little ways back. I hadn't even seen that monster!" Tyki said as he began to walk away. "Come on, I'll show you the body." He said, waving his hand. Lavi took a deep breath and sighed, then followed the man. 'What harm could it do? I mean, he's a nerd! 'He thought as he followed him. 'And if anything…he saw a dead panda….had to have been." He continued.

'So this is Lavi?" Tyki thought as he led the boy. He could see why Cheater Boy had sexed him up! As they walked towards his kill, he started to get a boner. He couldn't wait to fuck this one! He heard Lavi whispering to himself, trying to say that it wouldn't be his little lover. How wrong he is! "We're almost there! It's just behind that boulder there." He said, pointing to a huge rock. "You'd better not be lying to me Thick Glasses!" Lavi said as he caught up.

Lying? No, he wasn't lying. Though he would find something else there too. As they walked around the boulder he heard the gasp from behind him. As Lavi ran by him, he hit his shoulder a little. He lost his balance and fell on his ass. He quickly stood up, looked around, and brushed the dirt off his pants. "Never happened." He said, walking over to Lavi. He'd started to cry and had his head on Allen's chest. "NOOOO!!! ALLEN!!!" Lavi screamed at the top of his lungs.

Kanda heard the scream and ran towards it. He'd been going the complete opposite direction. He ran as fast as he could and reached the clearing rather quickly. The sight that greeted him was not a pleasant one. Allen was dead, and Lavi was under a man. "Usagi….are you getting….raped by a nerd?" Kanda asked, sweat dropping. "You'd swear he was a body builder nerd! I mean I can't even move my arms he's so strong!" Lavi said as he tried to free himself. "Why does everyone have to stress the fact that I look like a nerd?!" Tyki pouted. A second later his glasses melted away, the scruff disappeared, and the overalls were replaced by a tuxedo. His skin also got darker and his eyes were a golden hue.

"N-Noah?!" Lavi yelled as he struggled more. Kanda pulled out Mugen and glared at him. "Get away from him right now!" He yelled at Tyki. Tyki blinked then looked at Lavi, then Kanda, a really creepy smile spreading across his face. "Oh! I see! You two are fuck buddies!" He said as he began to grind his hips against Lavi's. Lavi moaned and tried to get away. "S-Stop! Thick Glasses! Please!" Lavi yelled as he tried to move his arms again. "Oh yes! Beg me! Beg me like that little Moyashi!!" Tyki groaned as he began to grind against him more.

Kanda felt a shot of anger go through him. He knew he was mad because that man was touching his Usagi…but he felt angry about something else too. He growled and started to run towards them, ready to chop that damned Noah's head off. But before he could reach them, he was knocked over. He felt the weight of two bodies on top of him and struggled to get out from under them. "Good job boys! Now, use the dart gun!" Tyki yelled as he watched.

He had a feeling that something would go wrong if he left it to them. He watched as Devito pulled out the dart gun and put it to his mouth. But the idiot took a deep breath AFTER he wrapped his lips around it. So, of course, he started choking on the dart. This made his brother get up to help him. Which left Kanda free. He sighed as he pulled his own dart gun out and shot it, hitting Kanda in the neck. After he made sure Devito would be okay, he turned back to Lavi, only to find him gone.

"What the?" He said as he looked around. He noticed some bushes moving on the far end of the clearing. He walked over and peeked behind the bushes, to find his prey, but what the hell was he doing?! He was on all fours, crawling. He had the Cheater Boy's body tied to his back, and he was dragging the other boy with his mouth, like a mother cat does with her kittens. Tyki sweat dropped as he looked at this. "I knew I should have darted you too!" Tyki said as he went to grab Lavi. He moved away surprisingly fast. "Get back here! I've got a quota of rapes to fulfill!" Tyki yelled as he ran after him.

This continued for the next ten minutes. They were already half way back to the pathway! "Get back here you squirrely little bastard!" Tyki yelled as he tripped on a rock. When he looked up, they were gone. "……Dammit!" He yelled as he hit the ground. Devito and Jasdero finally caught up to a minute or two later. "Tyki? Why are you eating dirt?" Devito asked him. If the boy weren't so hot, and such a great lay, he would've killed him by then. "I'm not gonna meet my rape quota Devito. You know what that means right?" Tyki said as he stood up brushing himself off.

"Yes…" Devito answered, looking down at the ground. "Just rape me! Look I'm bending over! I'll take it like a man...Please?!" Jasdero begged Tyki, giving him, what he guessed were, the best puppy dog eyes he could pull off. "…..Devito….why's it talking to me?" Tyki asked, looking epically grossed out. "I don't know. Jas, knock it off! You're creeping even me out!" He said as he smacked his brother on the back of his head. Tyki watched as the boy fell over, and then looked at his brother, pouting. "But Dev! You get sexed up by him all the time! Why can't I, just once?! Please?!" He begged, looking between the two. "Did it just beg me to sex it up?!" Tyki asked, pointing to Jasdero.

"Yes Tyki, HE did." Devito answered, getting kind of angry that Tyki kept calling his brother an it. Though he regretted it a moment later. Tyki glared at him darkly, and grabbed him by his throat. "First of all, NEVER take that tone of voice with me again! Do you understand point number one?!" Tyki yelled as he slapped him. "Y-yes!" Devito answered, trying his hardest not to claw at the hands on his throat. "Good! Second….EEEWWWW!!! Like I'd put any part of me near it willingly!!" Tyki said as he shivered. "And third…where the HELL did that squirrely retard get rope from?!" He said, letting go of Devito's throat. Said boy quickly moved away to nurse his poor sore throat.

Tyki began to sweat drop. "And what the hell was up with the way he was carrying that other boy?! Why the hell didn't he just stand up and haul ass?!" Tyki began to ramble on. He was so distracted with his thoughts that he didn't even realize that he'd changed back to his lighter form. "Well…Nerd Tyki's back…joy…" Devito said as he watched Tyki quickly become more and more psychotic. He was holding a conversation with a piece of bamboo for goodness sake! "Yo! Nerd Tyki! Let's go home! I'm bored!" Devito yelled. The look Tyki gave him made him haul ass. "I don't wanna die!!!" Devito yelled as he ran. "I'M NOT A NERD!!!!" Tyki yelled as he chased after him. Poor Jasdero was completely forgotten…as usual.

So there's chappy 7! No raping this time! Just stupidity. :3 Anyway, hope you liked. I tried to write at least one chapter without sex in it. Read and review please? And force your friends to read it! Cookies abound for those who bring a friend and review! :3