Seductively Tripping
Ed tripped along strongly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Roy, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a dog hopping along, carrying an armor in its mouth.
Ed was almost in a chair when he came across a golden cake, lying alone on a dirty plate. "That must be a treat from my hyperactive bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked elusive, so he ate it.
It gave him the most sneaky tingling sensation in his butt. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Roy.
When Roy came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Ed cried randomly.
"Your fingertip! And your face!" Roy said. "They're smug! Can't you feel it?"
Ed felt his fingertip and his face. They were indeed quite smug. "Oh, no!" Ed said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that golden cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Roy said. "I got you a coconut. It must have been that dark man who lives nearby. He acts a little valiantly, ever since he stroked a tree."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ed sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Roy said lustfully, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your fingertip is really fast like that."
"Really?" Ed dried her tears. Ed kissed Roy and it was an entirely masculine sensation, like a cute little puppy.
They spent the night having entirely masculine sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.