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Chapter 2: Oh the insanity of it all

(Erek's POV)

"Mission destroy Mercedes go!" I said smiling evilly.

Don't think I'm evil or anything but Daniel is well, way to attached to his car.

And when I say attached, I mean like put a mattress on the garage floor, for it. Daniel named him Rover. Yeah it's sad.

But I am not the evil master mind behind it all. The not-so-innocent-Jenny came up with the scheme.

So here Maria and I were, standing in the parking lot of a kindergarten, were Rover- er, I mean the car was sitting.

We must have looked odd with our chain saws and pitchforks.

Then my phone rang.

I looked at my cell phone, to see a text from Daniel that said:

Oh save me please! This class room is a torture chamber! If I do not come out alive please tell Rover that he is the best car a Chee could want!

Yes it's sad isn't it, that none of the other Chee were willing to save Daniel, probably because he's always playing not-so-practical jokes on people all the time. The last time Daniel prank one of us, Jenny's house ended up being demolished.

"Okay let's kill this thing!" Maria said.

"OH! We should poor Mountain Dew in the air ducts!" I said.

Oh the wonders of Mountain Dew. The person who invited it should win the Nobel prize, because man is Mountain Dew not only good, but it's perfect for ruining a car.

Then Maria grabbed her pitchfork and started ramming it into the side of the car.

"ummm okay… don't you think we are going a little to far with this? I mean ruining a Mercedes is kind of, uh disturbing" I said.

"Disturbing? I haven't had this much fun since the time I helped Daniel blow up Jenny's house! Come on use your imagination!" Maria said hysterically.

Well I guess it is a lot of fun destroying non-living things. But I would rather make something then destroy something.

Then I got an awful, but brilliant and slightly devious idea. It is probably the most awesome idea in the world. Or at least pretty close.

I grabbed a can of spray paint, and started painting on a horrified face on the car. It looked like "The Scream". Then I got a big piece of rope and tied it around the car.

"What are you doing? You're ruining my wonderful job at putting mustard all over it!" Maria screamed.

I quickly logged onto the Chee-Net.

chee-shanos: Yo. Who wants to pretend to be a really big and strong tree?

chee-pomley: OH OH! I'LL DO IT! ANYTHING TO GET PAYBACK! I loved that house very dearly.

chee-trans: It was my house to!

chee-pomley: I bought it!

chee-trans: Well I'm your father!

chee-pomley: What kind of a father makes his daughter buy the house and pay the bills!

chee-trans: Well I was the one who employed you in the great depression!

chee-pomley: Well your such a idiot I can't believe you were smart enough to have a job!

chee-shanos: Will you guys shut up! Just one of you get over here now!

I logged of the Chee-Net.

Then a ambulance quickly pulled up. And Jenny turned her hologram back to human.

"So what do you want me to do?" Jenny asked.

"Stand over there holding the car up by the rope." I said.

Jenny walked over to the grass and turned her hologram to a tree and held the car up by the rope.

"That's awesome, it looks like it's being hung!"

I am a genius.