Okay! Chapter two of Espada Truth or Dare is up! To be more precise, Episode 1! Also I thank Henty 1993 for the suggestions.

Continues off from last chapter.

"Okay, all the guys on this side and Halibel and Orihime on this side." Said Gin.

"Wait! When the hell did she get here!?" yelled Grimmjow, who pointed at Orihime who said "hi."

"She's been here the whole time Grimmjow." Said Ulquiorra impassively.

"You didn't know?" asked Zommari.

"No." said Grimmjow.

"You're an ass." said Ulquiorra simply.

"Shut up hippie!" yelled Grimmjow.

"Everyone take their sides!" yelled Barragan.

Everyone got on their sides.

"Hey Szayel, how come you're not sitting on the girl's side with Halibel and Orihime?" asked Stark.

"I'm a man!" exclaimed Szayel.

Everyone else began laughing their butts off.

"You know the rules, ladies first." Said Gin, gesturing to Halibel and Orihime.

"Okay, start us off Szayel." Said Stark.

"YOU GO TO HELL STARK!" YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!" screamed Szayel, his face all red with anger.

Everyone else began laughing loudly again.

"Enough laughing." Said Gin. "Halibel, you go first." He said to the blond.

"Thank you Gin-sama." Said Halibel. She looked at Ulquiorra. "Ulquiorra, Truth or Dare?" asked Halibel.

"Dare." Said Ulquiorra.

"I'm gonna enjoy this." Thought Halibel smugly. "Ulquiorra, I dare you to put on a thong." She said and Orihime began to giggle.

Ulquiorra paled. 'But I don't have a thong." He whispered, hi face turning a little red.

"Lucky for you, I have plenty of them!" said Halibel, a little too cheerfully, almost as if she was planning this from the beginning. 'I'll go and get you one." She said as she left the room.

Ulquiorra was so pissed off. So he took his anger out on Yammy by giving him his famous "Emo death glare #101" which nearly made Yammy faint and piss his pants.

Halibel came back with the thong. It was black laced. Everyone (except Ulquiorra) began laughing their butts off again.

When Ulquiorra went into the bathroom, he stared at the thong in his hands. "This would look very good on Halibel… Wait! Bad Ulqui! Bad Ulqui!"

Ulquiorra came out the bathroom wearing the thong. He wasn't enjoying this at all.

When they all saw Ulquiorra wearing the thong, everyone began roaring with laughter, except Orihime and Halibel, who both turned a bright shade of red.

"What a jackass!" yelled Grimmjow.

"SHUT UP!" screamed Ulquiorra, his face a bright red. He screamed so loud that everyone in Las Noches, Hundo Mundo, Soul Society and the Human World looked up from whatever they were doing.

Minutes later…

When Ulquiorra came back from the bathroom in his regular clothes, his face still red with anger he said, "Okay, it's my turn now." He said to the room at large.

"Nnoitra, Truth or dare?" asked Ulquiorra.

"Duh! Dare!" exclaimed Nnoitra.

Ulquiorra laughed evilly in his head. "Okay, I dare you to make out with Szayel and use your tongue." he said, while restraining from laughing out loud.

Nnoitra's and Szayel's eyes wided.

"Hell no!" Nnoitra yelled.

"I agree !" said Szayel.

"You can't back out, it's a dare." Said Ulquiorra smugly.

"Godammit!" yelled Nnoitra, his face seethed in anger. He leaned his face towards Szayel's resentfully as Szayel did the same, pressing their lips together.

Everyone gasped/gaped at the scene in front of them. Nnoitra tongue licked the bottom of Szayel's mouth , begging for entrance, Szayel allowed it, allowing Nnoitra's tongue to battle with his own for sheer dominance.

Gin's smile faded from his face. Orihime and Halibel turned a bright red. Grimmjow looked as thought he'd seen a ghost. Ulquiorra looked like he was going to be mentally scarred for life. Stark and Barragan looked like they were both going to throw up at any time.

The two parted away slowly from each other. Immediately, Nnoitra ran to the bathroom and began to throw up while swearing loudly that he will kill the one who made up Truth and Dare and Szayel began to cry for his mommy.

Minutes later…

"Okay, Aaroniero is next." Said Gin.

"Thank you." Said Aaroniero. He turned to Yammy. "Yammy, Truth or Dare?" he asked.

"Truth!" exclaimed Yammy.

"Is it true that you eat children?" asked Aaroniero.

Everyone turned to look at Yammy.

"Uh…" said Yammy. "Alright!" Fuck! Yes I do sometimes!" he yelled suddenly.

Everyone stared at Yammy who began to look nervous at all the stares he was receiving.

Stark made a mental note to keep Lilynette as far away from Yammy as possible from now on.

"It's my turn!" exclaimed Grimmjow. He looked at Ulquiorra. "Ulquiorra, Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Said Ulquiorra, not choosing dare after what happened last time.

"Do you wear make up!?" demanded Grimmjow.

Ulquiorra cursed under his breath. "Yes." He said regretfully.

Everyone began another healthy round of laughter.

"Shut up." groaned Ulquiorra. Orihime just looked sorry for him

"My turn." Said Zommari . He turned to look at Gin. "Gin-sama, Truth or Dare?" he asked.

"Why truth of coarse." Smiled Gin.

"Why does Aizen-sama's hair style look like Superman's?" asked Zommari.

"It's because he's Superman in disguise." Said Gin simply

"Really!?" exclaimed Orihime.

"Nah, I'm just screwing with you." Said Gin. Everyone looked pissed off.

"The real reason is that he liked Superman when he was a kid but he already decided to be a super villain at the time so in honour of his favourite superhero, he made his hairdo exactly like Superman's."

Nobody said anything except for Barragan who raised his hand.

"Yes?" said Gin.

"That has got be the most ridiculous kind of pig crap I've ever heard!" shouted Barragan. Everybody nodded in agreement.

"But it's the truth!" said Gin, his smile wiped off from his face.

"Yeah." Said Nnoitra sarcastically.

"You could go ask him yourself!"

"No thanks."

"Fine!" scoffed Gin. "Szayel, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." said Szayel.

"Fine." said Gin who had a grin on his face. "I dare you to go dye your hair black for a week!"

Szayel stared at Gin with a WTF look.

"No! Not Mr. Pink!" cried Szayel, placing his hands on his precious pink hair.

"Do it you pansy!" called Grimmjow.

"Shut up!" yelled Szayel.

"Hippie!"

"Just do the dare." Said Halibel wearily.

"Yeah!" said Orihime. Nothing's wrong with a good hair colour change.

"You don't know the half of it." muttered Szayel as he left the room to change his hair colour.

A few minutes later Szayel came back in with his hair completely black and a look of most displeasement on his face. He sat down back on his seat and saw that everyone was staring at him.

"What!?" he demanded, looking annoyed. "It's the hair isn't it?!"

"Actually, it's quite an improvement." said Stark.

"Really?"

"Yeah." Said Grimmjow. "Now you don't look like a stupid hippie anymore."

"Buttpipe!" shouted Szayel.

"Asshole!" Yelled Grimmjow.

"Enough!" Yelled Barragan.

"Yes." Said Gin. "Szayel's next.

"Yes." Hissed Szayel in delight. Everyone shuddered at that.

"Grimmjow, Truth or Dare?" asked Szayel, hoping he would go for the latter.

"Dare." Said Grimmjow.

"Yes!" thought Szayel happily. "Grimmjow, I dare that you cannot swear for two weeks!"

"What!" yelled Grimmjow, furious at this. "What kind of fucking dare is that?! You just said that just to get back at me you pink haired homo!"

"Yes." said Szayel, looking delighted at the effect he produced.

"I should've thought of that." Muttered Ulquiorra.

"I'll kick you hard in the nuts in when this is over!" yelled Grimmjow.

"Orihime, Truth or Dare?" asked Stark, ignoring Grimmjow's rants.

"Uh, truth." said Orihime.

"Do you love Kurosaki Ichigo?" asked Stark, looking a little hesitant.

"Yes I do!" said Orihime boldly and proudly.

Everyone suddenly sweatdropped.

"What is it?" asked Orihime, the smile fading from her face.

"Uh…" said Stark. "Well about Kurosaki…"

"Has something happened!?" exclaimed Orihime.

"Well it's nothing bad." Began Stark. "Just about a week ago Aizen sent Barragan's kitty fraccion ("Hey!" shouted Barragan) to get him away from his fangirls and well he took a picture of Kurosaki and…" Stark took out a photo and gave to Orihime. She took it and saw Ichigo in the park holding hands with Rukia!?" Orihime's eyes wided with shock as she put two and two together.

Everyone else look at Orihime intentually as she stared at the photo of Ichigo and Rukia. Then she fainted in her chair, the photo still in her hand.

"Medic!" called Gin.

Instantly, both of Szayel's fatty fraccion burst into the room carrying a stretcher and placed Orihime on it and then left the room.

"I'm next!" exclaimed Barragan. He looked at Gin. "Ichimaru, Truth or Dare!?" he demanded.

"Dare." Smiled Gin.

"I dare you to not smile for a week!" he demanded.

"But I love to smile!" whined Gin.

"Do it!" demanded the slightly senile old man. "I am your king, so you must obey me!"

"Yes, your majesty." said Gin sarcastically as he dropped his smile. Barragan's eyebrow twitched.

"I'll go." said Halibel. "She looked at Ulquiorra and he knew she was going to ask him again.

"Ulquiorra, Truth or Dare?" she asked.

"Dare." said Ulquiorra before cursing under his breath. He had meant to say truth.

"Okay." smiled Halibel, although you couldn't see it. "I dare you to smile and sound happy for a whole week."

"But..." protested Ulquiorra, but he was cut of as Halibel gave him her shark death glare. It was the look that tells you that she's gonna eat you.

"Hi everyone!" smiled Ulquiorra, his voiced sounding happy. "Everyone immediately ran away and a mirror cracked in someplace.

Okay! That's the end of episode 1! There's gonna be a sort of a break before going to episode 2 and this will happen at the end of every episode. You know what to do. R&R.