Okay, Break one is here and Episode 2 will start in the next chapter.

A/N: If I owned Bleach, Ulquiorra wouldn't have died!

A/N: There's a surprise in this chapter.

As soon as the Truth and Dare session ended, Gin walked back to his private quarters, in the section where he, Tousen and Aizen lived in. His frown was still on his face and the drew many surprised looks from many other Arrancar passing by, some even screamed at the sight of him with no smile and poured oil all over themselves and lit a match so they caught on fire later on. But Gin ignored all that. He walked in the living room to see Tousen rummaging around for something but apparently he wasn't looking properly due to the fact that he's blind.

'Hey Tousen, what'ca doing?" asked Gin, still frowning.

Tousen looked around, but was looking in the completely opposite direction from where Gin was standing.

"Oh, Ichimaru." Tousen sounded relieved, "I'm looking for my Zanpakuto and I can't find it anywhere, have you seen it?" he asked sounding a little desperate.

"Uh..." said Gin, at a loss for words. Tousen's Zanpakuto was stuffed under the sofa from when they had Hawaiian punch night and Aizen had spilled the juice on the sofa and it made a stain which never came out. He had half a mind to tell Tousen where it was but Gin had other plans in mind. He decided to mess around with Tousen just for the hell of it.

"Yeah!" said Gin cheerfully, (Note: He's still frowning) "In fact, it's right here." He said, handing him a walking stick.

"Oh thank you Ichimaru!" cried Tousen hugging the walking stick close to his chest. He frowned.

"What is it?"

"This doesn't feel like my sword."

"Yes it is!" said Gin. "You think it's not your sword because you haven't held it in so long." He lied.

"Well, I suppose." muttered Tousen."

Just then Aizen burst into the room.

"Hey, you guys want coffee?' he asked, holding the jug in one hand and drinking coffee in the other hand.

"Sure." said Tousen.

"Ichimaru?" asked Aizen, He looked around. "Where are you?" Aizen asked.

Gin had burst from the room, screaming things that were inaudible and ran down the hallways and out of sight.

"What's his problem?" asked Aizen.

Tousen shrugged.

Aizen took another sip from his coffee. His hair was messed up and he was wearing nothing except, Sexy Man Underwear!?

Barragan was sitting on his throne, looking fierce.

"Findor!" he yelled.

The crab-like fraccion appeared at Barragan's side in an instant.

"Yes your majesty?" he asked his master.

"Everyone was in attendance this morning except for Ggio! Where is he?" demanded Barragan.

"Well." said Findor, "Apparently his number one fangirls have kidnapped him." He said.

Barragan groaned.

"Go and save him." said the old king, waving him away his hand.

"Yes you majesty!" said Findor as he left to save Ggio from his fangirls.

After Findor left, Barragan said: "Stark, do you have to keep sleeping here?" he asked the 1st Espada, who was sleeping on his sofa.

He rolled over to face the 2nd and yawned.

"Yes." He answered.

"Why? You have your own room."

"But Lilynette won't let me sleep."

"Fine you can sleep here again." snapped the old man.

"Thanks." said the 1st Espada, going back to sleep.

Orihime woke up in the medic room, feeling dazzled.

"What happened?" Orihime thought. "Last thing I remembered is that I fainted after seeing a photo Stark-san gave me about Kurosaki-kun and Rukia…holding hands?! Orihime's eyes went wide. She looked at the photo that was still in her hand. Her eyes began to fill up with tears. Kurosaki-kun, the man she had always loved, trusted and cherished had chosen Rukia over her. "Kurosaki-kun, why?" thought Orihime as tears poured down her face as she began to sob into her hands. She didn't know that a shadow was over her.

"Inoue Orihime." said a quiet voice. Orihime looked up, her eyes red with tears to see Tia Halibel looking at her intently.

"Halibel-chan what are you doing here? Were you here this whole time?" asked Orihime.

"Yes." answered Halibel. Then she said: "I'm sorry your love life didn't work out."

Orihime blushed. "Kurosaki-kun wasn't my lover, he was my friend."

"Yes and he probably didn't feel the same the exact same way you felt for him." said Halibel.

"You think so?" said Orihime.

"Yes." said Halibel simply.

Orihime started crying again.

"Wait! Why are you crying!?" exclaimed Halibel looking surprised at her sudden breakdown.

"Because." sniffed Orihime. "Kurosaki-kun doesn't feel that way about me. He probably thinks I'm ugly."

"I hate seeing her in pain." thought Halibel. She gave Orihime a comforting hug.

"Halibel-chan, what are you…?" began Orihime but Halibel put a finger on her lips.

"You are not ugly Orihime." said Halibel soothingly, rubbing her back. "You are strong, kind compassionate and beautiful and Ichigo Kurosaki just doesn't understand that at all."

Orihime blushed. "Really Halibel-chan?"

"Yes." said Halibel. "You deserve someone better that will treat you right and love you like you're meant to be loved."

Orihime got free of Halibel's embrace and stared intently into the Espada's green eyes.

"Halibel-chan." asked Orihime. "Are you saying, you love me?"

"Man, she's fast." thought Halibel. She blushed. "Yes I do Orihime." She declared boldly and proudly."

Orihime blushed. "Wow." She said. "This is the first time that another girl says she likes me that way."

Halibel took Orihime's hands into her own and looked into her grey eyes. "Inoue Orihime." She said and she sounded as is she was asking Orihime to marry her. "Do you love me?" she asked.

"I…" Orihime looked into Halibel's green eyes. "I've always like something about you Halibel-chan so it would have to be yes." She said softly, turning cherry red.

With one hand, Halibel cupped Orihime's face and caressed it gently and with the other hand, she pushed her collar down exposing the bottom half of her face. Halibel then placed her pink lips on Orihime's.

Orihime kissed her back and both girls were thinking: "Sh*t! The girl's a good kisser!" To Halibel's delight, she felt Orihime's tongue pushed into her mouth. She groaned as she moved her hands to Halibel's back. Halibel pushed her tongue into her mouth and then they tongue played for five seconds. The girls pushed back, gasping for air.

"Wow." gasped Orihime, blushing red. "I never thought my first kiss would be a girl."

"Neither did I." said Halibel, agreeing with Orihime.

"Do you have any matches?" asked Orihime.

"Yes, why?" said Halibel, handing Orihime a pair of matches.

"This." She held the photo of Ichigo and Rukia holding hands together and she lit a match and lit the photo on fire. She dropped it to the hard, stone ground.

Halibel raised her eyebrows.

"I'm moving on." declared Orihime. "I don't need Kurosaki-kun anymore he's just a heartless jerk and he and Rukia can go fu*k themselves to hell for all I care!"

Halibel was shocked with Orihime's use of profanity. "You could take lessons from Grimmjow." She said.

Orihime shrugged. "Hey Halibel-chan…does this mean you want to be my girlfriend?" she asked.

Halibel was taken aback for a moment and then she smiled warmly at Orihime.

"Hell yes!" she said happily. Orihime smiled before placing her lips on Halibel's again.

"No! Let me go!" yelled Ggio Vega as he struggled in the ropes binding him.

It was so simple about what happened. He had just went for his walk so he could be back in time to be in attendance for his majesty when he was suddenly pinned down by one of his fangirls and the other two tied him up. Now they were taking him back to their quarters for god who knows what.

"No kitty-kun." said Sun-Sun smiling at him, who was walking on his left side.

Ggio pouted. "I'm a tiger, not a kitty."

"You are definitely a kitty nonetheless. A cute kitty." said Mila-Rose, winking at him.

"You forgot to add sexy also." purred Apache, who had a love struck look in her eyes and was the one dragging Ggio by the rope.

Ggio blushed. "I'm no fu*king weak kitty!" he yelled, turning red, not out of anger.

"Bad kitty-kun!" scolded Sun-Sun, while giggling at the same time.

Ggio groaned. "God. I hope someone saves me." He thought desperately."

"Hello there!" said a happy voice.

"Finally!" thought Ggio in joy. "Hello-!" he stopped, gazing at the person in shock. Halibel's girls gasped and stared in a mixture of shock and horror at the person. Apache dropped the rope and Findor who was just behind the girls and Ggio stared looked mortified.

There was Ulquiorra, smiling and sounding happy!? Somewhere, a mirror cracked.

Getting out of his shock, Findor took advantage of the moment and used his wrist blade to cut Ggio bonds free. Then quietly, the two of them left as quietly as possible.

"You know, Findor just freed Ggio and now they're gone." said Ulquiorra cheerfully pointing at the direction they just went in.

The girls snapped out of their shock and saw that the ropes were cut loose and Ggio was gone.

"Ggio-kun wait!" cried Halibel's girls, taking off in the direction of the kitty-fraccion (Ggio: Hey!) went in.

Ulquiorra was still their smiling. "Just a few more weeks to go and I can stop this crap and I'll get back at Halibel for this." He thought.

Nnoitra was sulking in his room.

He had hopped his first kiss would be with a woman. But he didn't want it to be with a guy! Especially with that hippie/homosexual Szayel. This had just cost him his oral virginity.

Just then Tesla burst into the room, his face all sweaty.

"Nnoitra-sama, I just heard that you made out with Szayel-sama! Is this true!?" exclaimed Tesla.

Nnoitra threw his weapon at Tesla's head but it missed by an inch. It was stuck half way through the wall and his expression was one you didn't want to know.

"Tesla." said Nnoitra, in a calm voice but you could hear the suppressed rage in it. "You're gonna leave and pretend you never asked me that at all, you get me?"

"But-!"

"You get me?"

"Um…" Tesla wouldn't want to get on his master's bad side, so he went out of the door, slowly.

Grimmjow's diary

Dear Diary,

That stupid queer Szayel dared me that I can't cuss for two whole weeks! I fu*cken swear! When this son-of -a-bitch dare is over. I'm gonna kick that pink-haired homo's ass and then for good measure, I'll give a good, hard kick in the nuts!

Szayel walked angrily towards his lab. Along the way, he saw most Arrancar did double takes. He heard things like, "The hell man?, Holy!, and "The gaybo got an improvement." The worst was, "I heard he made out with Nnoitra-sama, I knew he was gay after all." He got looks of disgust, horror, shock and improvement. He gritted his teeth and said loudly so that all the Arrancar in the vincity could hear.

"If you talk about me one more time, I'll conduct so many fu*king experiments on you, that you won't know yourself anymore that you'd wish you were dead and I'll feed your fu*king remains to the animals!"

The looks on their faces meant that they got the message good. He went to his lab and sat down in a chair in anger. Suddenly Lumina and Verona bounced in and starting screaming about his black hair and how they missed his pink hair and then Verona called Szayel a homo.

In a rage, Szayel went to his closet and got out his flamethrower and tried to set both Lumina and Verona on fire. But it wouldn't start for some reason. Szayel turned it around so that the mouth was in direct contact with his face. He pulled the trigger by accident and ended up setting himself on fire.

Screaming, Szayel ran around the room, yelling at Lumina and Verona to do something. Finally, both of Szayel's fatty fraccion each threw a bucket of water at him, stopping the flames, unfortunately, Szayel was completely burned so Lumina and Verona put him on a stretcher and took him to the medic ward.

"Szayel-sama will get better!" said Lumina.

"Szayel-sama homo!" said Verona.

"Fu*k you all." gasped Szayel before he fainted and had X-marks for eyes.

You know what do. R&R.