Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, then I would have had the Arrancar kill off a few Shinigami and Vizard. I mean come on! Over half the Espada are dead and most of the Arrancar are beaten up and no one on SS side has died yet! Is Kubo going to end this with none of Shinigami and Vizards dying at all!?
Anyway, here's Episode 2.
P.S. Everyone will have a shot in every session. Except for the 9th sometimes. So this makes the story last longer this way!
It was time for another round of Truth or Dare. Everything pretty much went back to normal. Gin could smile again, Szayel changed his hair colour back to normal and Ulquiorra didn't have to smile and he was really happy about that. The only exceptions were Grimmjow who still couldn't cuss/swear for another week and he was really pissed about that and Orihime and Halibel's new relationship.
Everyone took their normal seating and Grimmjow took and bottle and spun it. It landed on Barragan, much to his displeasure.
"I go for truth." He said before Grimmjow could ask, also he wouldn't want to go for dare at all.
"Is Charlotte Coolhorn really gay?"
Everyone looked at Barragan.
"Uh…" said Barragan, looking suddenly uncomfortable. "Yeah, he is." He admitted.
Everyone stared, except for Grimmjow and Nnoitra who bursted into hysterical laughter.
"But, don't take it the wrong way." said Barragan quickly. "I mean, he's dating someone already."
"Ooh, who is it?" asked Orihime.
"Some Shinigami from the eleventh division, forgot his name but he has these feathers in his hair and he has a girly face." said Barragan, shrugging.
"Oh, you mean Ayasegawa-san? said Orihime and Gin in union.
"Uh, yeah." said Barragan.
"Wonder how Zaraki and the rest of the eleventh reacted?" said Gin thoughtfully.
"Apparently they don't know yet." said Barragan.
"Really?" said Gin. "Well then…let's get back to the game!" said Gin cheerfully. "Who's next?" he asked to the room at large.
Zommari raised his hand. Gin gave him the bottle and spun it. It landed on Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra groaned.
"Ulquiorra, truth or dare?" Zommari asked.
"Truth." said Ulquiorra.
Do you have a fetish for looking like Alice Cooper and L from Death Note?"
Grimmjow and Nnoitra sniggered.
"Well the L thing yes, but the Alice Cooper thing, no." said Ulquiorra.
"I see…" said Zommari.
Grimmjow and Nnoitra were about to laugh out loud when Yammy exclaimed, "My turn!"
Ulquiorra silently thanked Yammy for saving him from being humiliated. Grimmjow and Nnoitra decided to pay Yammy a visit after this was over…
Yammy spun the bottle and it landed on Aaroniero.
"Dare." He said before Yammy could ask.
"Okay." said Yammy smugly. "I dare you to put Goldfish in your tank and keep them in there for the rest of the game!"
"Nice one." commented Szayel.
"Yeah…" said Stark.
Aaroniero cursed and left the room. A few minutes later, he returned and sat down in his seat.
"Show us the fish!" demanded Yammy.
Aaroniero cursed and removed his mask, revealing his two heads (to which Orihime screamed at that moment) and two goldfish swimming in the tank
Nobody said anything. Then Grimmjow said. "So…how does it feel?"
"Weird." He replied.
"Right…." said Grimmjow.
Aaroniero screamed suddenly which made everyone jumped.
"What the fu*ck man?!" yelled Nnoitra.
"One on the fished fu*cken pooped in my tank!" yelled Aaroniero.
Everyone else began a healthy round of laughter.
Stark took the bottle and spun it. It landed on Zommari.
"Zommari, truth or dare?" he asked, while yawning.
"Truth." Zommari said simply.
'Why don't you have eyebrows like the Mona Lisa?" he asked.
"I was born that way." said Zommari, who did not look offended.
"Right…" said Stark.
Szayel took the bottle this time and spun it. It landed on Gin.
"Truth or Dare?" asked the pink-haired mad scientist.
"Truth." said Gin.
"Does Tousen-sama clam benefits because he's blind?" demanded Szayel.
Everyone turned to look at Gin.
"Well, no he doesn't." admitted Gin.
"He doesn't?" said Halibel.
"Yes." said Gin.
"Good." said Szayel.
"Why did you want to know that?" asked Gin.
Szayel shrugged. "Just curious." He said,
"Yeah right! You just want know so you could do gay things to him you little gaybo!" thought Grimmjow as he glared at Szayel.
"My turn…" hissed Nnoitra as he took the bottle. Everyone shuddered at the thought of what he was planning. He spun the bottle and spun it. It landed on Orihime.
"Pet-sama, Truth or Dare." He purred to her. Halibel wanted to go over there and rip his one eye out but then an evil idea came to her mind.
"Truth!" exclaimed Orihime, who didn't want to any dares for Nnoitra at all.
"Damn!" thought Nnoitra. "Are you dating anyone at all?" he asked her, eager to get a response.
Orihime blushed and glanced towards her girlfriend, who nodded. "Yes." she confessed.
"What!? Who the hell are you dating!? shouted Nnoitra.
"Halibel-chan." said Orihime simply.
"She's telling the truth." added Halibel as she linked her arm with Orihime's.
Everyone looked totally shocked/stunned at this revelation as they stared with their mouths wide open.
"So you're telling me, you guys are lesbians…?" asked Stark in disbelief.
"Yes." said Halibel and Orihime in unison.
"That is awesome!" exclaimed Grimmjow.
Nobody else said anything except for Ulquiorra who felt like he wanted to craw into an airhole and die. Being the first to come out of the shock, he took and bottle and spun it. It landed on Yammy.
"Yammy, Truth or Dare?" asked Ulquiorra, trying to make his voice sound impassive as usual.
It took for a few minutes for Yammy to snap out of his shock as with everyone else before he responded.
"Uh, Truth." He said.
"Do you think you're fat?" asked Ulquiorra.
"Sometimes." whispered Yammy, his face sad.
Nobody really laughed at all at this.
Barragan took the bottle and spun it, it landed on Szayel.
"Truth or Dare?" he asked the Pinky head.
"Truth." Szayel said.
"Is it true that you were raped forcefully in jail once by men in the human world after you tried to steal an animal from the zoo a few years ago?" asked the old man.
Everyone turned to look at the bugboy who began to tear up. "Yes!' he wailed, leaving the room crying loudly.
Everyone stared at Szayel as he left the room and they couldn't help but feel sorry for him. Hell, even Grimmjow felt sorry for that homo him even though he got solid gold evidence he could use to blackmail Szayel in the future.
"Well…" said Gin. "Let's try to forget that shall we?" he said. "So who's next?" he asked a little too cheerfully.
Orihime took the bottle and spun it. It landed on Gin.
'Truth or Dare Ichimaru-san?" she asked.
"Why truth of coarse." purred Gin, which made Orihime giggle.
"Do you love Rangiku-san?" asked Orihime.
"Who?" asked Stark.
Gin blushed. "Why yes I do." He said, ignoring Stark's question.
"Everyone (except Ulquiorra) went "Aww."
"Stop, you're making me blush!" said Gin.
The guys shuddered at this in reaction except for Orihime and Halibel who giggled.
"Guess it's my turn!" said Gin cheerfully. He took the bottle and spun it. It landed on Halibel."
"Halibel? Truth or Dare?" asked Gin.
"Dare." She replied.
"Kay, I dare you and Orihime to go and swap clothes." said Ichimaru, grinning.
"Oh, okay." said Halibel as she and Orihime left the room, both blushing. A few minutes later they reappeared, wearing each other's clothes. The only difference was that it exposed Halibel's face which many of the guys drooled over as they sat down.
"How do you feel?" asked Gin.
"Fine." said Halibel simply.
"Great!" exclaimed Orihime, whose voice was muffed slightly.
"Good!" said Gin smiling. "Halibel, it's your turn." He said, handing the bottle to her.
"Thank you Ichimaru-sama." said Halibel. She then gave Nnoitra a glare to which he sweatdropped slightly. She spun the bottle and just as she planned, the bottle landed on Nnoitra.
"Nnoitra, Truth or Dare?" she asked simply, looking at him.
Nnoitra's eye narrowed "What's she planning?" he thought. But he decided to shrug it off for now. "Dare." He said.
"Gotcha!" thought Halibel. Trying her best not to smile evilly, she said: "I dare you to go and get a piercing."
"That's it?" guffawedNnoitra; "You gotta do better than that!" he jeered at her.
"But wait, there's more." said Halibel as she handed a slip of folded paper to Nnoitra.
Nnoitra looked at the paper and glared at Halibel suspiciously. "What is it?" he asked.
"It's says where you're supposed to get the piercing and don't say no otherwise, I'll tell all the lower Arrancar about the time you peaked in the girl's washroom.
Nnoitra's eye wided. "You'd said you'd never mention that again!" he yelled at her.
"I won't if you do it the dare." said Halibel smugly.
"Ooh, she got you good Nnoitra." said Grimmjow.
"Shut up!" hissed the lanky Espada as he opened the folded piece of paper and what he saw written on it made his face go pale.
"Well?" asked Halibel who was enjoying the look on Nnoitra's face as he read the paper.
"You have gotta be sh*ten me…" he whispered as he left the room, taking the paper with him.
"Where does he have to get his piercing?" asked Stark.
"Just wait a few minutes and you'll see." said Halibel.
Five minutes later Nnoitra rentered the room, he looked like he was about to throw up. He sat down on his seat and ignored the looks that everyone (except Halibel) was giving him.
"So did you get it?" asked Halibel cheerfully.
"Yes." hissed Nnoitra at her.
"Where?" asked Grimmjow, looking at the fifth's face. "I don't see any piercing on him."
"He didn't get it on his face, he got it on one of his balls." said Halibel happily.
Orihime turned bright red at this but everyone else roared with hysterical laughter, even Ulquiorra who didn't laugh, chuckled.
"Screw you guys!" screamed Nnoitra, his face totally red with anger and embaraasment. This was an event that wasn't going to go down for a pretty long time!
Well, that's the end of Episode 2. You know what to do. R&R please!