Chapter 2!!!! : Bowie boogies

Dum dum duh duh duh dum! And so off Anna went on her valiant quest to search for a pie before David Bowie-er, Jareth the demon king, could eat it all. Since she had watched the movie 'Labyrinth' many time she thought she knew her way around this maze pretty good. She ignored the ugly warty creature that she first saw at the entrance, accidentally stepped on a worm in a scarf and eventually had to two doors. Guarding these two doors were-

She gasped "Mara? Tessa? What are you doing in the labyrinth! This is MY David Bowie fantasy!"

"You Fantasize about David Bowie?" Asked Tessa after a long pause.

"Umm No!" Anna said quickly "I meant Lee Pace and James McAvoy! What are you doing here?"

"We're guarding the doors." Said Mara "One of them leads to the castle, the other one to certain death, one of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies, I shouldn't have to explain this, you've seen the movie." She rolled her eyes. "So pick already."

"Uhhh..." said Anna.

Tessa tapped her foot.

"Ummmmmmm"

Mara yawned.

"So basically" Said Anna "I have to tell you which of you I think is a liar and which of you is honest?"

They both groaned. "Just pick a damn door!" They said in unison. ( points and laughs at twins doing things in unison, that never gets old)

"I think you're both liars." Anna pointed out. "So uhh..which one leads to the castle?"

Tessa shrugged "Hell if I know, you know it doesn't matter which one you go through so just pick which one of us you like better and go through that door."

"No! Anything but a favoritism trap!" Anna knew that if she picked Tessa's door then Mara would never speak to her again, but if she went through Mara's door then Tessa would surely never- oh screw it. She took hold of several of the vines on the wall and started to climb over it (Just like Bear Grylls would, seriously, was I the only one who thought that if she just climbed the walls occasionally she would know where she was going?). She then let herself drop and fell to the floor with a splat. She got up and looked around. Hey, that was easy, up ahead of her was a path that seemed to go straight to- "Ahh!" She yelled as the ground gave way. Suddenly she was being manhandled by various..hands? Eww...

"Lawsuit lawsuit! I'm being groped!" She yelled all the way down until the 'helping' hands got tired of hearing her whine about it and just let her drop to the bottom of a dark chamber.

Meanwhile David Bowie was about to dance a 'magic' dance in his goblin hall.

"Ground control to major Tom-"

The goblins all gave him a weird look.

I mean, he quickly got back into character "You remind me of the babe!"

To be continued....