Inspired by the holy awesome that is Quincy Jones starring Will Smith, and still in a rap-ish mood (from SalomeSensei's killa rhymes) I rewrote the lyrics of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song from Mugen's pov. I think it's destiny.

OH, OH, OH! Update: I made this into my first amv if you're interested. It's on youtube Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody: Mugen's Version. Please, if the mood suits you, enjoy the poetry in motion (and color!)

Theme and Variation

Now, this is a story all about how

I'm now lookin' for the samurai who smells like sunflowers

I know ya wanna hear it

So I'll give you a clue

'Bout how I came to be travelin' with the tight ass and Fuu

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In the southern Ryukuu islands born and raised

On the coastline is where I spent most of my days

Rollin' die, drinkin', developin' my groove

Tons of targets for practicin' my crazy cool moves

I got caught by the fuzz

And it was life or death

Stick around and get a head full or jump of off the cliff

It didn't take no thought, I mean, what else could I do?

So kawabunga! – I was on my way to the tight ass and Fuu

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I swam and drifted my way onto the shore

Did a bit of wonderin', and I hadn't gone for

I came in for eats and saw this girl 'bout to bite it

Said she'd give me food, I thought I might as well fight 'em!

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Weak guys, man, piece of cake

I said I wanted tougher punks, wanted to give things a shake

Then this prick stepped in with swords and shades

I thought hmmmm – let's cross blades!

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So we draw, this guy is perfect, what a match

It's goin' great, we're blow for blow, until at last

The place is on fire

I passed out, Jin did too

We were down on our luck, but let me tell you about Fuu

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The girlie brings keys, tries to bust us out

They catch her easy, and I'm, like, we're screwed, man, there isn't any doubt

So we're about to be beheaded

But in a flash

She dropped some fireworks, we lit out, made a dash

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I caught up with the ronin and we were ready to go

If one of us was gonna win then, I really don't know

Cause suddenly came down the road, yeah, guess who

A mob of angry coppers and the crazy girl Fuu

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She caught up to us both and pulled out a coin

She said "Heads do what you want, but tails come along"

And guess how it landed

Let me give you a clue

Now I'm travelin' along with the tight ass and Fuu