AN: We could have given you another intense chapter like 16 but we changed our minds and thought you needed a fluffy, lemony breather from the tortures of Italy. Enjoy!

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Edward POV (Chapter 17)

Even now, two days later, I found it hard to believe Bella was being so understanding of my…arrangement with Jasper. She had told me she accepted it, wasn't thrilled with it, but accepted it. I knew this would be something that would require me dealing with, talking this over with both Jasper and Bella at some point, but for now, I was just content that my life, both halves of my life, were slowly coming together.

I whistled as I made my way home from work on Tuesday. Ugh. Tonight was dinner at Casa de Cullen. My mother was making turkey. At least Bella had talked her out of tuna. Not that I didn't love my mother's tuna casserole, but every Tuesday night? My father was a saint.

I pulled into the driveway and hurried inside. "Hi!" Bella said as I walked into the kitchen.

I smiled. "Hi. Is there anything I need to get?" I asked.

She shook her head. "Nope, I made a chocolate trifle."

I groaned as I looked at the dish she was just covering. Everything Bella fixed was divine and her trifle was no exception. "You're going all out with this "T" thing, aren't you?" I asked.

She giggled. "I was going to make a turtle cheesecake, but this was easier."

"There's always next week love." I told her.

I went to grab it and she slapped my hand away. "It'll never make it to your parent's house if you take it."

I laughed. That much was true. I would grab a spoon and snarl at anyone that went to touch it. I held the door open for her, locking the house behind me. I watched her as her ass swayed in her sexy little skirt. Most people might find it odd that I could be sexually attracted to Jasper and Bella at the same time, but my desire for her hadn't diminished. If anything, it had grown exponentially.

"Edward? Are you coming?"

No, but I'd like to, I thought as I adjusted myself and made my way to the car. I watched her open the back passenger door and put the bowl on the floorboard.

Just then, she lifted her head. "Edward? What's this?"

"What's what, love?" I asked as I dug in my pocket for my keys.

"This." She said, moving my leather jacket on the back seat. She lifted a box out and looked at it.

I shrugged. "I have no idea."

"Here," She said, handing it to me over the front seat.

I took it from her and sat it on the trunk. She came around and looked with me. I opened it up and found a note taped to some tissue paper.

Edward,

I thought you may need a bit of practice before we work up to more…invasive procedures. Please take these gifts with my compliments and make sure you have Bella use them all on you. Feel free to use them on Bella as well. She may come to like it.

Jasper

My mouth fell open as I moved aside the tissue. Inside the large box were a variety of items. Each had a note attached.

First off was two bottles taped together called the Soft and Silky duo. The note read: Yes, this is a women's shaving cream for the bikini area. The spray is for afterward so you don't get razor burn. Until you've had your balls shaved by someone you trust, you can't really trust anyone at all. Let Bella lave your cock and balls with attention and perhaps you may do her the favor in return? You've never had pussy until you've had shaved pussy.

I looked up at Bella and her eyes grew. So did my cock at the image of her shaving me. Fuck…I put those bottles down and quickly went to another one.

Flavored massage oil that doubled as a lubricant was next in a strawberries and champagne flavor. Another note read; Forgive me if I'm too forward, Edward, but I think this would taste divine on Bella given her obvious preferences of strawberry flavored shampoo. I'm sure you can both have fun with this. I swallowed hard. It would taste excellent on her.

Next was a small bottle of spray with a note; Next time you do it on Daddy's desk, and yes, I did hear about that, feel free to spray yourself with this. It leaves you fresh. Not to sound like a girl, but the next time it happens, I really don't want to smell old sex on you Edward. That's an order. I blushed and continued further into the box.

I next came to a bottle called "Topical Ease" and its note read; This contains Benzocaine. It works great on bee stings, but if you venture further in this box, it may occur to you exactly why I've included it.

I had a good idea why it was in there anyway as my ass was still sore from Jasper's…explorations. Not that I was complaining…quite the contrary.

A bottle of "Toy cleaner" was next with a note; If you need instructions on this, clearly you have bigger issues than I first thought, which for some reason, made me laugh.

I pulled out a small item and read the note; Ahhh, my little friend, the bullet. This variety is waterproof and also has a cord on it so first timers don't "lose" it. Please take care Edward. Your father would be extremely embarrassed if one of his sons comes into the E.R. needing a toy removed from his anus. I felt the blood that was in my face drain away at the thought.

Next, there were five packages wrapped in brown paper. Each was marked with a note on the outside of the plain wrappings. The first said; Here is something small to start you off with. I opened it up and read the packaging. A butt plug. Interesting.

The next one read; If you find yourself lonely, or if Bella doesn't take the news well, I have a solution inside. I opened the bag and read what this item was. A pleasure sleeve, more often called a "pocket pussy." I blushed crimson at that, as did Bella.

"You won't need that." She said softly. A note fell out of the bag with it and onto the drive. She bent and picked it up, reading it. Her cheeks turned a darker shade of red and then she grinned.

"What?" I asked.

She shook her head. "Jasper gave me instructions if we decided to use it together."

My eyes widened. "Can I see?"

She shook her head. "Nope. I'm to burn it afterward. He doesn't want you to know what I can do with it until after it's done."

I laughed and picked up the next parcel. It was a little thing that looked like an anchor with graduated beads. Anal beads. The note read; I truly hope this needs no instructions. If you don't wish to use it, try it vaginally or anally on Bella. She'll demand you buy her one. Trust me. And if you can remove it as she or yourself are orgasming, all the better.

I blew out a breath as I reached for yet another package. It read; This is what you need to work with Edward. A male g-spot massager. It's contoured for a male's needs. Have Bella experiment on you if you're wiling to move up from the beads. Take your time, but not too much time.

I sat the unopened package aside with shaky fingers and picked up the last bag. It was larger by far and weighed considerably more. The note said; My final gift to you, or rather, to Bella. I'm honestly not certain how much either of you will use this, however, if you do, please, think of me as you use it.

I sat the bag back in the box, almost terrified to look in it. Bella, however, grabbed the bag and opened it. Her face went white with surprise before blushing a million shades of red.

"What?" I asked.

"I…it's…uh, um…" I took the bag from her and peered into it. I'm sure my own face matched hers as I pulled out the strap-on dildo. "Oh fuck."

She blinked and grinned. "Well, I don't think we'll work up to that while Jasper's gone, but the rest…"

I couldn't deny my cock was straining in longing. I looked over at her and grinned, pulling out my cell phone. It was answered in two rings. "Hey Mom? I don't think Bella and I are going to make it tonight. She's not feeling very well. She thinks the food she ate at lunch didn't agree with her. We'll see you later." I don't think I even waited for a response before I snapped the phone shut, threw the stuff back into the box and hauled Bella to me. "Grab that trifle love, I think we're going to have a fun evening."

She giggled and ran for the dessert in the back of the car.

I laughed at her exuberance, though, I felt it as well, and together, we all but ran to the house once more. I shut the garage door and then heard her giggling as she ran into the kitchen. "And where do you think you are going, missy?" I asked her as I rounded on her.

She bit her lip as she started unbuttoning her conservative top. I counted each button until she pulled it away from her ample bosom and tossed it to the floor. "I thought if we were going to play with our food, the kitchen is the best place to do it."

I laughed and attacked her, biting her neck gently, fisting my hands in her mahogany locks. She purred even as her hands went to work on my pants. "Undress Mr. Cullen. You've been a very dirty boy and I need to clean you up."

I don't think anyone in the history of undressing managed to disrobe as swiftly as I did in that moment. I watched with hungry eyes as she slid the skirt down her hips. Fuck…she had on the white cheekies today. My cock jumped at the sight of her in her silky white bra and matching panties. She wore no hose, only a pair of low-heeled sandals on her feet, which she quickly tossed aside.

My eyes followed her hands as she went to the bowl, uncovering it. What she did next surprised me. She gathered up a handful of the trifle and rubbed it all over her chest. Next, she lay down on the floor. "Come and get me." She purred.

I fell to my knees and crawled toward her. Her eyes were wide and eager as I bent my head. She thought I was heading for her body first, so when I grabbed for her hand, suckling her fingers, she let out a moan of disappointment. "All in good time, love." I told her as I licked her hand clean.

I bent to kiss her lips, but diverted, laving her breasts hungrily. Mmm, damn. Delicious. She squealed and moaned as I pressed my tongue flat and ran it up and over the skin of her chest, flicking her nipples before descending again.

I licked her clean and she sat up on her knees. "Bella…what…?"

She smirked that little devil's smirk. "What do you want, Edward? Do you want me to give you demands? To tell you what you need to do?"

I growled. This was the first time she'd really mentioned my being dominated. I wasn't exactly sure how I felt about her using it in this context.

The smirk didn't leave her face and I felt a bit of anger starting. She was fucking mocking me. Jasper was the only person that controlled me, not Bella, Jasper. With that revelation, I fucking snapped.

"No." I said coldly. "But I'll tell you what you can do."

Her eyes widened just a little bit and I swear I could smell her arousal growing. "Get on your fucking knees, Bella!" I screamed, getting up as well and heading for the box of goodies from my master. Because that's what he is, he's my master, and that…excited me. I watched her out of the corner of my eye as I started digging through the box. I found what I was looking for and smirked. She wants to play? We'll fucking play.

I eagerly ripped the items from their packaging. I then saw a small container of batteries as well in the bottom of the box and with a "thank you Jasper" under my breath, I made my way over to Bella. She was almost quaking with anticipation. I walked around her to the chair at the breakfast nook and turned it around so its back was to her front. I slid the strap-on down onto it, securing it tightly. Thankfully our chairs were quite sturdy straight-back chairs.

"You want to tease me about my life? About my master? You'll never understand it until you've been punished. Until you've been…pleasured at the same time." I put a great dollop of trifle on the cock attached to the chair and walked back over to her. "Crawl. On your hands and knees, over to it."

She looked at me in confusion and I smacked her ass. "Don't question me. Move."

She swallowed hard and crawled over to it, stopping and waiting for my next command. I smiled and picked up my shirt, folding it to give her some padding. "Kneel on this." I told her. She moved so that she was eyeball to fake cock. It was bordering on humorous, but I knew there would be nothing to laugh over once I started fucking her.

I knelt behind her and brushed her soaking wet pussy with my length. "Ahhh, you like this, don't you?"

"Yes!" She moaned.

I slapped her ass. "You are to be quiet unless I've given you leave to speak." I commanded.

She whimpered, but remained silent.

I smiled and teased her clit once with the head of my cock. She shivered, but still remained silent. "Good girl, smart girl, keeping her mouth shut. For that, you get a reward." And with that, I plunged into her.

She cried out and almost climaxed. I slapped her ass again. "Now, I want you to suck that cock in front of you like it's me you're trying to please. Do you hear me?"

She nodded, still keeping up the silence and started laving the cock with attention. My own surged at the sight of her fucking it with her mouth as I rammed into her tight pussy.

My other hand flipped the switch on the tiny bullet I had lubed and ready to go. Hmm…she and I had teased around in this area before. I had fucked it with my finger, but never with a toy. I ran it over her crevice. "Oh, Bella, Bella, Bella, you've been such a naughty girl. I wonder if I should get you off or not." I punctuated every few words with rough thrusts.

She whined and made a gurgling noise around the cock in her mouth.

I smirked and tempted the puckered skin. Her hips bucked further into me, egging me on. "I'm just not sure," I went on. "I just don't know if you've been good enough to receive my treat. Have you been good enough?"

She let out a little 'Mmm-hmm' and I smiled. "I'm just not sure…"

She bucked against me once more and I smacked her ass again. "Stop. You will not receive the pleasure if you don't start behaving."

She let out a groan but held perfectly still. I tempted and teased her skin for just a bit longer, holding off her orgasm as long as I could. I kept her close to the edge before I finally slid the bullet home.

She let out a gasp and I felt her clench me violently as she climaxed. It was all I could do to hold on to my sanity as she continued to milk me. I thrust through her first orgasm and straight through her second one as well.

I gripped both her hips, roughly pumping into her, all the while watching her bobbing her head over the cock attached to the chair. I wasn't sure what happened next, but all of a sudden we were on the floor of Jasper's play room. I had Bella bent over the cushions as she sucked on Jasper's cock.

"Yes, my pets." He said as he ran his fingers through Bella's hair. "Oh, you know just how to make your master feel good. You like that, don't you Edward? You enjoy fucking her as she sucks me dry. You want her to pleasure us both, don't you? You want to fuck her ass as I fuck her cunt, don't you? All in good time my sweet boy, all in good time."

I let out a guttural moan as her pussy clenched me once more, pulling me over the edge with her.

Panting for breath, I kissed her back and shoulders. I could still feel the bullet vibrating through the soft membranous tissue and she shivered. "Fuck, Edward!"

My cock started hardening almost immediately at the sensations, yet, I pulled away. I spanked her now red ass. "I told you not to talk." I growled. I stood, my legs tingling as blood ran through them once more. "Get up." I commanded.

She stood, her own knees shaky. I turned her. She shivered. The bullet was still inside her. "Go upstairs and lie down on the bed. I'm not finished with you yet."

She bit her lip and I smiled at her to let her know she was doing well. She smiled back tentatively and hurried up the stairs. I grabbed one more thing from the box and made my way upstairs as well. If we were going to do this, if I were going to prepare for Jasper, I had a job cut out for me. I looked at the toy in my hand. And this is the tool to do it.

A/N2: Next up, more Italy- but I promise- no more Jasper torture. He's going to be reunited with an old friend... Reviews will be rewarded with a mini lemon puff and some info on who the friend is.