Alice in MilitaryLand

by b4tmans

ON HIATUS: When Cobra targets Hawk's family, he is forced to bring his wife and 18 year-old daughter, Alice, back to the Pit and live under his protection. With a little help from Alice, the Joes start to have a little more fun tan they intended.

3. Snake Eyes the IMing Ninja

Chapter 3

Snake Eyes the IM-ing ninja.

I sighed and slowly opened my laptop that my Dad had given me. I dragged the mouse over and clicked on the icon labeled 'Instant Messenger' and quickly it asked me for a username and password.

"PushingDaisies13...," I pressed tab and entered my password. My buddy info popped up along with a list of who was on in the system.

'BreakerBreaker19'

'Ripcord'

'Duke-Pwns'

'Snake_Eyes'

I smirked and right clicked on Ripcord's name, scrolled down and clicked 'Send Message'.

'GUESS WHO!' I pressed enter. A few seconds later a message popped up.

Ripcord: 'Alice? HEYYYYYYYY!' I laughed.

PushingDaisies13: 'Yeah it's me!'

'HURRRRRAYYYYYY!' came his response. Suddenly a chat invite popped up.

'Ripcord invited PushingDaisies13 to Chat12009. Do you accept?' I clicked yes and another Chat window popped up. I laughed when I saw what their conversation was on.

Duke-Pwns: 'Im hungry.'

BreakerBreaker19: 'Go eat.'

Duke-Pwns: 'Im 2 lazy 2.'

I smirked and typed in a new message.

'PushingDaisies13: Ello ladies.

BreakerBreaker19: Who r u?

PushingDaisies13: Alice.

BreakerBreaker19: HeyYYYYYYY!

PushingDaisies13: HeyYYYYYYY! XD

Duke-Pwns: ALICE!

PuchingDaisies13: Hi Duke. Nice user btw.

Duke-Pwns: ty

Snake_Eyes: hi Alice.

PushingDaisies13: Hey Ninja boy!

Snake_Eyes: =D

Duke-Pwns: LOL... *Happyface*

Ripcord: Alice?

PushingDaisies13: huh?

Ripcord: What r u wearing?!?!

PushingDaisies13: O.o weird.

Snake_Eyes: PERVERT!

Duke-Pwns: lmao

BreakerBreaker19: You guys are so immature. I gtg... Hawk wants me on duty. -__-'

-BREAKERBREAKER19 HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM -

PushingDaisies13: You really want to know?

Ripcord: Um... I'm not sure. Yes?

PushingDaisies13: too bad. Ur to old for me anyways =p

Duke-Pwns: ooooooh. Burnnnnnn.

Snake_Eyes: how old r u anyway Rip?

Ripcord: 24

PushingDaisies13: OLLLLLLLLLLD. ^^

Ripcord: Shut it. How old r u Snake?

Snake_Eyes: 23

Duke-Pwns: 24. wow Snake ur younger than us?

Snake_Eyes: mhm. How about u Alice?

PushingDaisies13: 18.

Ripcord: BABBBBBBBBBYYYY!

PushingDaisies13: Say it 1 more time and ill kick ur ass so hard ur nose will bleed.

Snake_Eyes: C=. ill help!

Ripcord: O.O'

Duke-Pwns: Rip, it 6 we gotta go.

Ripcord: DAMN!

Ripcord: bye guys.

Duke-pwns: c ya.

-DUKE-PWNS HAS LEFT THE CHAT-

Ripcord: dont have a makeout session why we're gone. ^.-

-RIPCORD HAS LEFT THE CHAT-

Snake_Eyes: u in ur room?

PushingDaisies13: no. lounge.

Snake_Eyes: ahhhhh. K

PushingDaisies13: y'know wut I just realized?

Snake_Eyes: What?

PushingDaisies13: This is the 1st time ive ever rlly talked to u and u can talk back.

Snake_Eyes: Ha.

PushingDaisies13: soooooooo.....

Snake_Eyes: sooooooooo......

PushingDaisies13: IM BORED. .

Snake_Eyes: me 2

PushingDaisies13: Wanna go raid the fridge?

Snake_Eyes: Race you to the kitchen'

I shut the laptop and ran as fast as I could to the Kitchen. I rounded the corner, almost hitting Cover Girl.

"Sorry!" I called as I kept running to the Kitchen. I pushed open the doors only to find Snake Eyes sitting on the counter waiting for me. He was wearing a long sleeve shirt and black pants with his mask still on.

"Dannnnnnnng. How do you do that?" I asked between pants. He shrugged his shoulders and hopped off the counter walking over to the fridge and threw me a chocolate bar.

I smirked. This was going to be tooo much fun.