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CHAPTER TWO

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Ed

I enter the McD's and worm my way through the crowd, trying my best to get to the play area. I hurriedly pass by an old couple making out like a bunch of teens. Giving them an odd glance I almost tripped, but me being the graceful man I was caught myself and went on my way with only a few backward glances.

Making my way into the area I instantly inhale the most putrid smell I have ever smelt. A mixture between sweat, food, grease, puke, piss, and baby powder almost sends me reeling. I really thought they cleaned the place but obviously not since the smell couldn't of generated in just this one day.

I push past the smell and set my mind to do one thing. Search for purple pants. Sloth never mentioned anything other then the pants and a lime green shirt. No gender, no hair color, nothing to identify the person other then a shirt and pants. Hell no name. Some help she was.

I twist and turn, making my way through the crowed play room, trying to avoid the little kids. A few of them rushed past me with what looked like bleeding noses and a few even had black eyes. I instantly think of Wrath and his 'Kicking Issue'. I had learned from many experiences that Wrath was a kicker. He and Al were really good friends and Wrath on many an occasion had showed not only me but also Al what he could do if he were cornered… Or pissed.

I head in the direction the kids were running from and pause. I could hear Wrath crying and yelling in frustration and I closed in. A young teenage girl sat with her legs propped up on the table, waving a fry in the direction of the screaming Wrath. I herd some swearing from the younger teen and sped up.

The girl chuckled and then got a sorta sad look on her face. I could hear light cooing and was instantly confused. The girl, who I found rather hot, was wearing purple skinnys and a lime green tee. Her hair, which was green, hung down to her lower back, almost to her waist. She was looking up ward so I couldn't see her face.

Even though she was really hot, from what I could tell, she was also teasing then cooing. Kinda weird way to calm someone down in my opinion. I make my way to the table and was about to say something when the girl interrupted me.

"Oh, you must be the Shorty Sloth sent." She states with a smirk on her face. I catch my breath at the site of her eyes. Purple. They were a rich purple. Then it hit me. She called me short. "What the hell gives a girl like you the right to call me SHORT!" I yell slamming my hands on the table making her pull her legs in to avoid damage.

The girl sat upright and got in my face. "What the hell are you talking about Shorty. The only girl around here is you, you Fuck-tard. Call me a girl again and I'll make sure your dick is up your ass so fast you'll wont have time to scream in pain cuz all that'll be coming out are moans of pleasure."

I gasp and gape a he- Er I mean him. That was a guy. But he was ho- No. No he is not. She is hot. Not him. "You're a guy?" I gasp out instantly regretting them as they left my mouth.

The teen leaned in really close and had on a very suspicious smirk on his face. I pull back only to have him grip the back of my head and pull me in closer.

"Let me guess. You thinking I was a girl thought I was totally hot and was nearly turned on by the mere sight of me. No?" He states leaning in even closer. I was about to snap back when a whine from above triggered my thoughts.

"Ed, come get me PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!" I pull away and turned to make my way to the entrance ready to crawl in when a whistle distracted me. "Yeah. Go CHIBI! Shake that ass for me." I stop myself from glaring on the shear fact that a blush had covered my whole face.

I ignore the rest of the calls and crawled up to meet Wrath. He was curled in a ball in one of those tine cubicle rooms with steering wheels. I coo him out of cowering and lead him toward the slide.

After many declined deals he agreed to slide down with me on one condition. He could go play with Al when we leave. Not having any other choice, I agreed and slid him into my lap.

When we reached the landing I was annoyed to see the teen standing there with hands on hips looking utterly bored. He reached out and grabbed Wrath by the arm and started to drag him to the door, ignoring the cries of protest.

I raced up and grabbed the teen by the arm. He instantly jerked out of my grasp and whirled around. "Listen I promised Wrath he could come over and play with my bro… So… yeah." I state looking down, trying to ignore the gaze the kid had fixated on me. It was really hard to be persuasive when someone was shooting death glares at you.

"Come on Envy. Please. I came down." The teen or Envy, I guess, snorted and glared. "Why the hell should I let you go anywhere when you pulled that. Huh?" He states looking pissed. Time for Ed to work his magic. Heh.

"Hey.. Listen I know I shouldn't have offered but I did so don't be mad at him. Be mad at me. I take full blame so…" I look up to see the teen chuckling. "Hey genius I'm not mad. I'm tired. I just wanna sleep, so if you can offer me a place to do so he can spend the night for all I care" He states examining his black nail polish.

Black fingernails lightly trace up and down my sides, making me shiver from the touch.

I push the thought out of my head and glare. He called me short again. "Names Edward Elric not Chibi so stop." I state pushing Wrath ahead of us. He snorts. "Wow. You offered your name. How polite. Names Envy by the way, so if you don't mind can you give us a lift. Our car broke down a few miles back.., Well didn't really break down but kinda like ran outta gas so.. Can you?" He states blushing scratching the back of his head.

I stop and stare at the personality change. Hell he was blushing. "Uh Hello.. Earth to Ellie." I snap out of the daze and glance at him. He had the same smirk as before and was leaning his hips to the right. WTH. BIPOLAR MUCH?.. WAIT ELLIE?!?!?!?!?!?

"What the hell do you mean by Ellie!" I yell causing a few stares. Wrath sighed and walked ahead, already knowing where my house was. Envy surprisingly followed. No questions asked.

He smirks and puts a finger to his lips. "Well seeing as Ed's way too boring and you hate Chibi I have to give you a nick name. I mean I give everyone one so Ellie it is. It's like your last name. Elric. Ellie. See? Makes since. Don't complain I've given much worse." I stare dumbfounded. Was this kid for real?

First I thought he was a girl. Then he got mad, flirted, got mad again, was bored, got all shy, then went to being just plain weird.

I thought I was kinda weird but hell this kid needed riddlen, (SP? The ADHD DRUG), or something of that sorts. By the look on his face I realized he was just messing around for the shear fact of it and walked ahead of him. I'll be damned if I was gonna let some guy ruin my day.

Wrath slowed down and walked beside me. Giving me a sideways glance he sighs and looks up to the sky. "You know, he's really not that bad. He takes some getting used to but still, give him a chance." I stare, taken aback by the comment and roll my eyes. "Why have I just met him if he's Sloth's twin?" I ask glancing back at the teen.

He was walking, well more like swaying behind us. Swinging his hips from side to side I couldn't tell it he was dancing or if he just walked like that. His ass must be-. No bad thoughts.

"Hey.. Ed…" I turn and glance down at the younger teen. He had an annoyed look on his face. "Wha?" "Um you asked a question then you totally spaced out on my brother. Are you alright?" I could hear the concerned tone in his voice and gave him one of my charming smiles. "Yeah I'm fine." I assure. He grins and looks down.

"Now me and Sloth live with our dad. Envy lived with our mom. Our parents didn't really get along for the shear fact they were both arrogant, self absorbed, stubborn people. Dad liked whores. Mom liked crack. They spilt up when I was 5 and dad took me and her and left Envy, lust, and greed with mother." He pauses to look back at his brother.

"Don't tell him I told you this but he got into some trouble at his old school. As you can probably tell he's Bi and well not many people there accepted that fact. He took a lot of shit from people so he started to build a wall. He hid behind it and still does to this day. He really is a shy, fun, not annoying person, but when his wall's up he's like he was to you. Mean, sarcastic, overly flirty. It seems like he's Bipolar but he's not. He slips and he really comes out so watch for it cause he'll instantly cover it up. Now father caught wind of this and decided to bring Envy up here to live with him hoping it'll help cause Lust and Greed started threatening to send him to the ward. I mean don't get me wrong, they really care that's why they're doing it so.. I'm gonna stop rambling now."

I stare at him and was about to comment when he takes off. Looking up I realize we were steps from my house and focus on what he said. That explains the sudden mood swing from kinda pissy to shy to weird.

"Nice lil house you got here." I turn and stare at Envy. He was leaning on his right hip and his left one was pressed firmly against mine. I pull away and start toward the door. I mumble a "thanks" and enter.

He slowly follows behind and surveys the interior of the house. A small shriek and an explosion of laughter comes from up stairs. Wrath had found Al. A hand lands on my shoulder and pulls me back.

I stare wide eyed at Envy who had gotten really close while I had zoned out. "So where you wanna go Ellie. Your room cuz I'm sure you have a nice bed. Or maybe the couch will do if you're not shy." He states smirking. I have a feeling that the blush that had crept up on me was the reason for the smirk. I sputter out something along the lines of "what.. you.. Me.. Bed.. Ellie… Shy.. No.. Oh.. nap… SHIT!"

He smirks at my reaction and juts his hips out. "I'm offended. What kinda guy do you think I am. I mean so what if I suck on the first date but that doesn't mean I fuck as well. Couch it is."

I stare as he practically skips over to our couch and sprawls out on it. Pulling a pillow off of the opposite end he slips it under his head and looks at me. "Wanna join?" He asks smirking holding up his arms. I stutter out a loud "no" and turn to hide my blush. He sighs and tsks at my reaction.

"You know Ellie, I have been told that I am a very good cuddler. I apparently give off massive amounts of body heat." I turn and try to keep the blush from forming. "Listen don't call me that. I'm not a girl so stop calling me one. Got IT!" I practically yell. He chuckles.

"What ever you want Chibi."