June 12th, 2009.
Dear Diary,
Oh my GOD. You will never guess what happened. I'm a fuckin' vampire! WOOOO! The only bad part is that I have the worst maker ever. Seriously. Bill won't let me do anythin'! He won't let me kill anybody, and let me tell you, there are a lot of people I would like to kill. Dammit! I have to drink this TruBlood stuff instead.... it's disgustin'! TruBlood? More like TruShit! Ugh. So lame. But he took me to this awesome vampire bar called Fangtasia and now I'm stayin' there with Eric and Pam, who are actually cool vampires, unlike Bill. Eric is so cute! He's not being very nice to me though... always telling me to shut up! Pam is a bitch. She says I'm annoyin'. Oh well, at least I can actually have real blood instead of TruShit! Wow... I still can't believe I'm a vampire! How badass is that?!
v-v Jessica
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