June 13th, 2009.
Dear Diary,
What the actual fuck. Eric and Pam took me back to Bill. They said I'm extremely annoyin'! This is just ridiculous. Bill is SOOOO not Eric. He's makin' me recycle! What the hell?! Vampires are supposed to kill, not save the environment. He won't let me have a cell phone. I have a fuckin' bed time. And now I'm back to drinkin' TruShit. Ugh. But I discovered that if you mix two parts O negative and one part B positive it tastes less like ass.... more like paint. The only good part about livin' here is that Bill's shower is fantastic. OH! Oh my god! That reminds me! Bill has a girlfriend. A human girlfriend! Her name is Sookie... honestly, what kind of name is that? She seems nice though. I think she was a bit freaked out at first... thought me and her precious boyfriend had sex. EWWW! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. After her minor spaz attack, she did tell me she wants to get to know me better, which I thought was nice. Nobody has ever really wanted to get to know me better. We're gonna have a girls night tomorrow night, as long as I give her and Bill tonight to themselves... I'm guessin' they're gonna have crazy sex all night. Yuck! I'll just hide away in my hidey hole. Yeah, I have to sleep in a hole in the basement. Crazy, right? Compared to Fangtasia, this blows.
v-v Jessica.
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