Hey ya'll! Chapter 3 coming at ya!

Cella- And I'm here too!

Potoperson-Of course you're here too, you're always here too.

Cella- People say I'm mean.

Potoperson- Yes, well anyway, thank you to my wonderful reviewers, Animus of Lacuna and J-T1000! You people rule!

Cella- For once I agree with you.

Potoperson-I don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy, if I did then most likely it wouldn't be canceled, now would it?

Now that we've gotten the disclaimer out of the way let us proceed with…

Chapter 3- Spider Madness

(F.Y.I. No spiders were harmed in the making of this scene)

Eddy smiled deviously at his plot he had come up with. He pulled a sling shot out of the brief case and a jar of spiders with it. "No girl likes a guy when they're covered in spiders." Eddy said positioning himself at the back of the plane. He took out dozens of spiders and put them in the sling shot.

He took aim at the couple who were gazing lovingly into each other's eyes. Eddy pulled back on the rubber band and let go just as they were moving in for the kiss. The spiders landed on Ed's face and continued to scurry up and down his body.

May took one look at the spiders and screamed. "Bingo." Eddy said triumphantly. Just then Ed saw the little buggers crawling on him and screamed too. "AAAAHHHH YUCKY ICKY CREEPY CRAWLIES DOUBLE D!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!" he screamed. He started running up and down the aisle sending spiders flying everywhere.

Several landed on everyone and they all started screaming and smacking each other with whatever they could find. Kevin had the bright idea of trying to dump Hawaiian punch on them to drown them and started throwing it on everyone. Rolf grabbed a ham and started beating them off people's heads. "Ahh! Rolf!! Cut it out!" Nazz screamed and proceeded in beating the living day lights out of Rolf.

"People please let's not behave like children!" Double D. called trying to save as many of the spiders from being crushed as he could. Several landed in Lee's hair and Marie started tearing her hair out to try to get the spiders out of it. May stood on her seat and held out a baseball bat like it was the master sword. "I'll save you my love!" she said heroically. May leaped onto Ed as he ran past and started beating him with her bat.

That got the rest of the spiders off but it made even more fly out at everyone else. One landed on Marilyn's silver rose necklace. She screamed bloody murder and flicked it off. Johnny caught it and scowled at Marilyn. "Marilyn! Spiders have feelings too!" Johnny scolded. "I'm sorry Johnny it landed on my necklace. You know how important it is to me." Marilyn said softly.

Meanwhile May was still beating Ed with the bat. She made the blow one more and that bat broke over his thick skull. Ed fell to the ground. May dropped to her knees next to him. "No!!! Are you alright my love?" May asked with concern in her eyes. Ed's eyes opened slowly and he smiled gazing deeply into her eyes. They both forgot the mass chaos going on around them. May placed a soft kiss on his lips.

Eddy, who had been standing at the back of the plane the whole time watching the chaos that he created, stared at the couple with his mouth agape. Somehow, someway, he had brought them closer together instead of tearing them apart like he was trying to. 'Dang, I'll have to try harder.' He thought. Then a spider flew into his agape mouth and he started rolling on the ground choking.

Just then the flight attendant walked in and saw the scene of mass destruction and chaos. Spiders flying through the air, people screaming and tearing their hair out, the brawl going on between the enraged teenaged girl and the tall boy with blue hair, the teenaged boy throwing Hawaiian Punch at everyone, the bald kid and the kid with the hat trying to save spiders from certain doom, the dark haired girl cradling her necklace, the short kid staring to turn blue, and the couple that seemed to not notice any of it.

'This is what I get for leaving them alone for five minuets.' The flight attendant thought. Se ran into the scene. She tripped over Ed and flew over Nazz and Rolf and onto Eddy's stomach sending the spider flying out of his thought strait into Jimmy's hair. Jimmy cried and screamed "Sara! There's a spider in my hair!"

Sara lunged at Jimmy's hair and knocked him to the ground and on top of Nazz and Rolf. Nazz instinctively kicked out and ended up kicking Kevin in the stomach who fell to the ground. (That ones for you J-T1000!) Johnny and Double D. ran over to the spider that had crawled out of Jimmy's hair and ended up butting heads when they tried to pick it up and passed out. Lee, seeing the bald spot made in her hair from tearing it out got mad at Marie and knocked her to the ground.

And that is how the madness ended, with them in a heap on the floor gasping and groaning. Luckily the plane was starting to land at the air port on Sunshine Island. As they filed off the plane they left the poor flight attendant with a bucket, mop, and order from her boss to clean the mess up by herself.

End of Chapter 3……. NOT!!!!!

The sun was shining, the clear turquoise ocean sparkled, the palm trees swayed in the gentle breeze. For a haunted island it sure was pretty.

Everyone headed towards the baggage claim. While they walked Kevin was thinking. He was thinking about Marilyn mainly and about Nazz. He knew Nazz was his girlfriend, and the prettiest girl in school. All the boys seemed to be in love with her, all the boys except him that is. It's not that he hated her; he just wanted to just be friends. Kevin sighed. For a vacation there sure was a lot of stress.

"Kevin, hey Kevin!" Nazz called. Kevin came out of his thoughts to Nazz's calls. "Are you o.k. Dude? you've been acting kind of funny." Nazz said. "Um, Nazz can I talk to you in private for a sec?" Kevin said. 'This isn't gonna be easy.' Kevin thought as he led her away from the rest of the group.

"What do you think they're talking about Plank?" Johnny asked his buddy. "How the flip am I suppose to know? I'm a flippin hunk of wood!" Plank said. "Jeez Plank, what's up with you?" Marilyn asked. "I'm not in a good mood. Let's just say I have some history on this island." Plank said. Before they could ask about Plank's "History" Kevin and Nazz walked back over.

They didn't look unhappy; in fact they looked kind of at peace. But they didn't look happy either. "Um, are you guys o.k?" Marilyn asked. Nazz smiled. "We're o.k. don't worry." She said. She shot a glance at Kevin then walked ahead of the rest of the group to find out where their hotel was.

The rest of the group followed, wondering what was going on between the seemingly happy couple.

This would be one heck of a vacation.

REALend of Chapter 3.

Man that was soooo fun to write!

Cella- (Laughing)

Potoperson- Jeez Cella it wasn't that funny.

Cella- (Still laughing) No, it's not that, it's just, you know that spider Eddy was choking on?

Potoperson- Yeah

Cella- I put in your hair!

Potoperson-(Screams while Cella continues laughing) CELLA!!!!!!

Cella- I guess it's my turn to run then? (Nervous laughter)

Potoperson- (Lunges at Cella who just barely makes it out of the way)

Cella- I'll take that as a yes! (Runs chased by Potoperson)