Cella- Hey everyone! Potoperson collapsed from exhaustion after chasing me and is recovering in the hospital so I'm announcing for her.

She told me apologize for her for taking so long, and to thank her awesome reviewers!

Animus of Lacuna

J-T1000

Regina of Lacuna

She also says that she doesn't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy and all of you lawyers that have been looming over her shoulder ominously can leave her the flip alone!

Now you my fickle friends can read…

Chapter 4- Amour Muet

Everyone had checked into Hotel Conch Shell and unpacked in their hotel rooms (The girls having a separate room than the boys) and reassembled in front of the hotel building again and Nazz and Kevin still weren't talking to each other. It left a feeling of tension in the air, and everyone feeling uncomfortable.

Everyone stood in front of the building in silence trying to figure out what was going on between them when Double D. finally said. "Well it's been great fun standing here but I'm going to go enjoy this vacation if you don't mind." He started casually strolling towards the white sandy beach that was across the street.

"Noooo!" everyone screamed and tackled Double D to the ground. "Are you nuts!?" Nazz screamed. "You'll be lost forever in the waters of doom!" Johnny said. "Don't do it Double D.!" Ed cried. Double D. managed to climb out from under the paranoid teens.

"Are those the waters of doom you're talking about?" Double D. asked motioning towards the beautiful sparkling ocean. Everyone stood. "Um… maybe?" they all said in unison. "If you all want to sit in the hotel all summer then fine but I'm going to enjoy my vacation." Double D. stated and walked towards the beach.

They stood there for a few minuets then one by one they started towards the beach and in no time everyone was splashing and playing in the sun. "Hey Double D. I've got the perfect plan to break up May and Ed, if the spiders didn't work than this will." Eddy said catching up to Double D on the beach.

Double D. turned to stare at Eddy with his mouth agape. "You werebehind the spiders Eddy!?" Double D. asked a little too loudly. Everyone stopped whatever they were doing and looked at Eddy with glares on their faces. "Um… hi guys?" Eddy said with a nervous laugh at the end. Rolf, Kevin, Lee, and Marie stomped toward Eddy. Eddy attempted to make a run for it but was stopped by Sara, Nazz, and Jimmy. "No please, have mercy!!!" Eddy screamed as they grabbed him and kicked him from behind and he flew into the sea. Everyone laughed their heads off while Eddy dog paddled back to shore.

Johnny, Marilyn, and Plank walked a little further down the shore and picked up sea shells. Well Plank couldn't really pick up the shells but you get the idea. "Hey look! Coconuts!" Johnny yelled pointing towards a pile of coconuts at the foot of a palm tree.

"Oh snap! Don't let her see me!" Plank said ducking behind Johnny's massive head. Johnny grabbed Plank from behind his head and stuck him in the sand facing him. "Plank why are you acting so mysterious?" he asked. Plank glanced over his shoulder (What shoulder?) nervously. Just then a Coconut started rolling towards him. He whimpered and turned back to his friends.

"Remember that 'History' I told you about?" Plank whispered franticly, "Well its coming back to haunt me. So I suggest we stand up, and walk away and act like we didn't see-" It was too late the coconut had already made it up to them. "Plank? Is that you?" The coconut said in a heavy French accent. Plank turned to the coconut with a smile on his face. (I realize he shouldn't be able o do all this moving but, let's just imagine he can)

"Ah, Coco! My Cherie, how long has it been?" he said. The coconut took out a palm leaf and slapped Plank across the face. "That's for not calling for 3 years!" she huffed and rolled away.

"Who was that?" Marilyn asked. Plank sighed heavily. "That was Coco, the beautiful little Coconut with a whole lot of attitude." He said, "I met her on one of my many expositions."

They both wondered many things about Plank. One, what expositions the hunk of wood was talking about. Two, how a hunk of wood could go on expositions. And three who this mysterious Coco was.

He wouldn't say anything else at the moment. So they headed back just in time to see Marie completely attack Eddy.

Meanwhile on the other side of the beach…

May and Ed sat on a beach blanket and stared out into the sea, not really noticing anyone but each other. They had a basket of food between them. Eddy snuck forward with a basket of food in his hands and an evil grin on his face. 'Fine let sock head be alone. I've got bigger fish to fry.' He thought.

He quickly switched the baskets and ran away laughing manically. He watched as Ed turned to May. "I packed a special lunch!" Ed said. "Oh really!" May said with extra excitement in her voice. She reached into the basket and pulled out a really old sandwich that was covered in blue rusty looking gunk. May screamed.

'Gotcha' Eddy thought. "How did you know Moldy Bologna was my favorite?" May asked with a smile on her face. Ed beamed. Eddy's jaw dropped. They didn't even notice he'd switched the basket. Eddy looked into the basket he had taken from Ed and saw…

Moldy bologna sandwiches.

Eddy threw the basket on the ground and kicked it as hard as he could. It flew and landed right on Marie's head. 'Uh-oh' Eddy thought. Marie turned with fire in her eyes. She charged at Eddy who made a completely in vain attempt to run away. "You'll pay for that evil spider pudding boy!!!!!" Marie screamed.

'Evil spider pudding boy, that's a new one' Eddy thought as he ran for his life.

By this time Marilyn, Johnny, and Plank were getting back from picking up sea shells. They watched as Marie chased Eddy and kicked sand at him and called him an evil spider pudding boy.

"Hey Sara" Marilyn called to Sara who was near by building sand castles with Jimmy, "There's been a reference to the pudding incident in almost every chapter now, and still no explanation on what it is. What exactly is the pudding incident?"

"It happened before you came here, and trust me you do not want to know." Sara answered with a shutter, "So. Much. Chocolate. Pudding."

"I'll take your word for it, but the thing that confuses me is that the cafeteria doesn't serve chocolate pudding." Marilyn said. "Why do you think that is?" Sara said. "Was it really that bad that they had to stop serving pudding?" Marilyn asked in astonishment. Sara nodded. "Hey Marilyn!" Johnny called

"Got to run, thanks Sara." With that Marilyn left.

Sara returned to making sand castles with Jimmy. She very carefully filled up the bucket and flipped it upside down with a lot of skill making a perfect cylinder. Pleased, she put a stick on the top like a flag. "Yay! I'm done!" Sara cheered. She turned to Jimmy, "What about you Jimmy?"

Jimmy's castle was a full 3x2ft scale model of Hogwarts Castle complete with little Harry Potter Lego figures and a beanie baby dragon guarding the sorcerer's stone, which was a tiny sea shell. Sara stared at the castle. "Could a girly boy make this?" Jimmy asked triumphantly. "No." Sara said.

Suddenly a volleyball hit the castle and turned it into a pile of nothing. The Lego figures were forever lost under sand. The Dragon flew into a nearby puddle. "Oops my bad." Kevin said when he came over to retrieve the ball he had spiked into the model. Jimmy wasn't paying attention. He was on his hands and knees digging through the pile of sand.

"Harry?" he called, "Ron? Hermione?" He screamed into the sky. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!" He sobbed his eyes out. Kevin rolled his eyes. "Get a grip, they're just toys." He said. Jimmy ran at him and started beating on his chest. "YOU MURDERER!!!!!! YOU KILLED THEM!!!!!!" Kevin shoved him off and he landed in the pile of sand that was once the great school of wizards. Jimmy continued sobbing.

"Pathetic." Kevin muttered and walked back over to Rolf.

Sara retrieved the dragon and handed it to Jimmy. "Here pet Mr. Fluffy tail, it'll make you feel better." She said. Jimmy took the wet dragon and pet it gingerly. He glanced at the ground and saw a small Lego leg sticking out of it. "Harry?" he said hopefully.

He pulled the small body out of the sand and saw it had no head. He dropped the body with a look of utter shock on his face. His hand was shaking. He put to hands on his dragon and put his head down in a look of mourning. Then he broke out in the third sob of the day and accidentally ripped poor Mr. Fluffy tail in two. Fluff scattered all over the place. His eyes widened at the realization of what he had done.

He screamed and ran towards the water. "Jimmy what are you doing?!" Sara shouted trying to stop him. Jimmy ran and dove in the water. For a moment most of the movement stopped on the beach. Everyone turned their attention to the water. Just then Jimmy's came up. "HELP SARA!!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!" he cried. Everyone rolled their eyes and went back to whatever they were doing.

"Hang on Jimmy I'm coming!" Sara called and ran to save her grief stricken friend.

Nazz who had been watching smiled sympathetically and went back to watching the waters from the bit of shore she stood. She hadn't been able to be alone like this for a while. Usually Kevin was always around, but now he was off playing volleyball with Rolf without her.

Not that she was depressed or angry like a lot of girls are after a break-up it's just that she had to get used to it. She had been going out with Kevin since the beginning of last year after all. She walked forward and stepped in the sand right before the water so the waves could circle around her ankles. 'Yep' she thought, 'This could take a little getting use to.'

Just then she heard some screaming coming from her right. "DIE EVIL PUDDING BOY!!!!!" Marie screamed. (I know, she's just so nice and dainty) She turned just in time to see Eddy run at her and knocked her to the ground.

"Ow." They both groaned. They lifted their heads to find that their faces were only an inch apart. Their heart beats picked up and the color rise in their faces. Of course this beautiful moment was ruined by Marie grabbing Eddie from behind and throwing him out into ocean.

When Marie finally stomped off Nazz stood a blush still on her face. 'What just happened?' Nazz thought still in a daze. She walked back off to the spot she was standing before and sat down in the sand. She suddenly felt a little glad that it was over between Kev and her. She looked up at the sky. As everyone thought before, this was going to be a heck of a vacation.

Somewhere near by…

A very suspicious character sat and watched everyone's fun. A young woman with her gray hair in a bun and a very neat and in order black suit came towards him.

"Pat" she said to him, "The children are completely unsuspecting and…"

"Please! Don't call me by my real name, we have code names for a reason." The mysterious figure said. "Sorry, I mean 'Chocolate Rain'" she corrected, "The children are unsuspecting and we are ready to move in."

"Excellent when can we begin with our plan?" the figure asked.

She looked down at her clipboard and said "We're all ready and we should be ready to go by…….the next chapter."

Cella- And that's the end of chapter 4! I hope you enjoyed this chapter of my buddy Potoperson's fic and that you all find it in your hearts to review, despite the fact it's taken her so so soooo long. (Puppy dog face) It will speed up her recovery ever so much if you review!

Potoperson- um… yeah I'm right here.

Cella- Oh my gosh you're ALIVE!!!! (Squeezes Potoperson)

Potoperson- Yes I'm alive but I won't be if you keep squeezing the air out of me!

Cella- (backing off) Sorry

Potoperson- As Cella put I would really appreciate reviews! And Sorry I took so long again!