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Kuris sighed then took the plunge,

"Shika I'm Pregnant."

"You what?" He seemed calm Kuria sighed in relief and reapeated what she said calmly as if she was talking to a three year old... Or Autumn. Suddenly she gasped as Shikamaru fell on top of her,

"OI GET OFF ME YOU FAT LUMP!" She dumped him unceremoniously on the doorstep and leant against the wall waiting for him to come around.

xXxThree hours laterxXx

"Ugh! Why am I asleep on my doorstep..?" He felt a presence behind him and saw Kuria lounging on his sofa watching Emmerdale re-runs while sipping from a mug of tea with a giant box of chocolates and tissues surrounding her 'For the sad parts'. She turned to face him and grinned.

"Morning Sunshine! Did you sleep well?" Shikamaru blinked and looked pointedly to the fact that he was sleeping on a cold wet OUTDOORS concrete floor.

"Yeah, fine thanks what are you doing here again?" She looked to the TV then back to him.

"Watching Telly, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!" Shikamaru blinked then the events prior of his passing out came rushing back to him and he jumped up clutching his head screaming one word out: TROUBLESOME! Kuria blinked then stood and walked over to him patting his arm consolingly while he lay motionlessly on the floor.

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Autumn opened the door slowly and slipped through the small crack she had created before closing it EXTRA carefully. Stood there something clicked in her mind. Her room was dark... At midday. Suddenly the light clicked on and a spinny chair turned to face her slowly. Sasuke was sat on it glaring at her stroking a little white kitten.

"So nice of you to join us." Autumn blinked then grinned sheepishly. Sasuke threw the cat out the window and approached Autumn in a VERY angry manner.

"JUST WHERE WERE YOU? I WAS WORRIED SICK DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PERVERTS AND RAPISTS ARE WALKING AROUND THIS PLACE!?!?" Autumn blinked then hugged him,

"I love you!" Sasuke blinked but hugged her back.

"This is the last time this will work." He whispered in her ear threateningly. She merely grinned knowing next week it would work again.

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Kuria stood up and helped the now calm Shikamaru to stand... Only to get hit over the head by a flying white cat and knocked back onto the floor.

"Oh my god are you all right baby!"

"yea I'm fine thankx..." Kuria now hugging the kitten looked at Shikamaru.

"Not you the kitten, but its nice to know your OK."

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Ally - lol Enjoiii!

Ami - R&R pls peeps!

Itachi - Yo!

Ami - GET BACK IN MY STORY!!

Itachi - Jeez PMSing much...

Ami - ~holding chainsaw~ Get. Back. In. The. Story.

Itachi runs off.

Ami - ~all happy and kind again~ Any thanks for reading and R&R pls!