Potoperson: Hola lectors y lectoras! Potoperson aquí trayendo usted capítulo siete!
Cella: eh?
Potoperson: Me gusta hablando en espanol! (That n is supposed to have a squiggly line over it)
Cella: (Flips through Spanish to English dictionary) Uh…. Not everybody likes to talk in Spanish as much as you know.
Potoperson: raffiné I'll s'entretenir en français!
Cella: You can't speak French!
Potoperson: Yeah I know that English to Norwegian translator has a whole mess of languages on it! ;D
Cella: Can you get on with the fic already?
Potoperson: sí yo albedrío!
Cella: Will you cut it out!
Potoperson: Fine, Thanks to the awesomely awesome reviewers!
Streak the Fox
Animus of Lacuna
I don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy, if I did this little fic would be on Cartoon Network as we speak, and last time I checked it wasn't.
Cella: Actually it is, some goon came by and stole your ideas and put them on the air.
Potoperson: What?! (Grabs giant pencil) Where is he?
Cella: (Points to cliff)
Potoperson: (Runs off it) CELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cella: Don't worry! There's a trampoline on the bottom of the cliff that you should hit and come back by… (Checks watch (She has a watch?)) The end of the chapter.
Chapter 7- Wake up MADNESS
It was morning on Sunshine Island and the cul-de-sac kids were all at a small outdoor restaurant called "The Yokes on you!" for breakfast. (Groan, bad pun!) It was located on a plaza behind the Hotel Conch Shell. They all knew it was pretty early for them but it didn't matter at all to them. After all they hadn't slept a wink all night.
Who could blame them?
They may not have been able to sleep out of fear but that didn't mean they weren't tired. In fact all of them were half or all the way asleep. May was leaning Ed's shoulder snoring and drooling. Ed was asleep too. Eddy glared at the disgustingly adorable fluff moment and ducked under the table.
He opened the brief case he had brought along with him in case of an emergency and pulled out a thick tentacle he had poached from Rolf's house one day and his Chaos 32 model sling-shot. (Doesn't that make it sound so much cooler?)
'Too…. Tired…. Eddy thought sleepily. He loaded the tentacle in the slingshot and aimed it at the sleeping couple. Just as he was about to let go Rolf reached for the tentacle saying, "Are you going to finish that Ed Boy?" This threw Eddy off concentration and the tentacle flew over the couple's sleeping head and to a young woman who stood in the plaza's center at a small fruit stand.
She had recently gotten fired over a certain affair on an airplane bound for the very island she stood on and was starting a new career as a fruit vender. (Remember, the poor flight attendant) She sipped the coffee in her hands sleepily. And put the mug on the side of the fruit cart.
The tentacle landed with a plop in the mug just as she brought it up to drink again. She felt something cold and slimy touch her lips. When she looked down and saw the tentacle she screamed and threw the coffee cup without even thinking.
The tentacle flew out of the cup and landed on a waiter who was serving Lee and Marie and when he saw it he shouted and accidentally hit the two sisters with a plate full of bacon and eggs. The guy threw the tentacle and after words got punched in the stomach by Lee then slapped across the face by Marie.
After that he got a huge shoved into a group of sailor people. The men turned around and glared at them. "We're not afraid to hit girls you know!" the sailors shouted. Marie and Lee assumed the battle positions and shouted, "Bring it chumps!"
And that is when the brawl started.
Chairs and breakfast food were flying everywhere. That finally woke up the cul-de-sac kids enough to either scream and run or stay and attempt to fight. The people who ran (The girls not including Lee, Marie and Sarah, Jimmy, Double D., and Johnny holding Plank) ran across the plaza. Of course the tentacle that had landed on the ground was right in they're path and Johnny slipped on it sending the tentacle and plank flying.
Plank flew towards Ed's head and hit him in the head. Plank bounced off that oh so thick skull of his and landed on the ground by his feet. He turned towards the hunk of wood with a glare on his face. (Similar to the glare in that one episode where Ed was grumpy all day, you know the one) 'Déjà vu' Plank thought. Ed picked him up and chucked him all the way over one of the buildings and he hit the beach outside the plaza.
Mean while the tentacle hit the old wood fruit stand so hard it made it fall apart, making oranges scatter everywhere. The poor fruit stand lady tried in vain to minimize the damage but the stand was in shambles and half the oranges were being trampled by a passing parade.
That's when she noticed the group of teenagers that were running all over the plaza in a mad hysteria. The same teenagers who had got her fired at the airport. Her eyes turned to a skull and cross-bones effect as she picked up the tentacle as if it were a weapon and charged at the teens.
Unfortunately she stepped on an orange and fell on her face sending the tentacle flying towards "The Yokes on You" It ricocheted off the sailors' heads knocking them unconscious. "Oh yeah we're good." Eddy said. He hadn't fought at all though; in fact he had been hiding under the table whimpering like a scared poodle the whole time.
The restaurant owner stepped out, saw the insane scene, and screamed "You crazy kids get out of my restaurant!!!!" They left and walked out into the plaza. Just then all of the ones who had been running around screaming simultaneously tripped over oranges and careened into the weary warriors knocking everyone to the ground.
And that's how that bit of madness like the other one ended. With everyone in a pile on the ground, just like last time. "You know what guys?" Jimmy said. "What?" Sara asked. "I'm not sleepy anymore." He answered.
The magical flying tentacle somehow had made it over to Rolf's feet by then. He picked it up, studied it, then shoved it in his mouth and ate it. "Man that is just wrong" Kevin said. Everyone nodded in agreement. Just then Johnny stood up with a flustered expression on his face. "What's wrong Johnny?" Marilyn asked. He turned to her and said, "I can't find Plank!"
On the beach….
"Wonder if Johnny's noticed I'm gone yet." Plank said aloud. A voice rang out in the distance, "PLANK!!!!!!!!"
"That would be a yes." Plank said. Just then a figure cast a shadow over him. He glanced up at the figure and gasped. "Coco?" he said. The coconut turned away from him. "I have nothing to say to you." She said sternly. Somehow he pushed himself upright in the sand and faced her.
"It wasn't my fault I had to leave you know that." He said. The coconut turned to him. "Why didn't you call me, or at least send me a lousy letter." She said. "Uh…..I forgot…." He said with a nervous laugh. "You said you never forget me Plank." She said her voice filled with sadness. She turned and started rolling away. "Coco wait!" Plank called. But she was gone. He sighed. "I never forgot you." He said under his breath.
"Plank!" Johnny ran over to Plank and picked him up. "Where have you been mister?" he said. "Blame it on mono brow." He muttered. Marilyn came up too. "What's wrong Plank?" Marilyn asked. Plank didn't answer. His mind was off somewhere else.
For a smiling hunk of wood he sure was blue.
Cella: Whoa, thought she'd be up by now.
(Cell phone rings)
Cella: (Picks it up) Yellow?
Potoperson: (over the phone) Cellophane!!!! You said I'd be up by now!
Cella: I guess I miss measured the cliff…. (Nervous laugh)
Potoperson: Just put me on speaker phone!
Cella: (Puts it on speaker phone)
Potoperson: Please please review! I only have a computer and a phone falling with me so I have nothing better to do than to read reviews! Adios! Hasta Luego!