Cella: (Sitting on the edge of a cliff in a lawn chair reading a magazine)

(Cell Phone rings)

Cella: (Answering it) Yellow? This is Cella.

Potoperson: (Over phone) CELLA!!!!!!

Cella: Who is this?

Potoperson: (Sarcastically) Captain Jack Sparrow

Cella: Oh. My. Goodness. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Jack Sparrow: (Walks in) Hello I'm the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow, and I'm looking for Potoperson. She falsely said she was me.

Cella: (gasps and faints)

Jack Sparrow… I'm gonna go get some rum. (Walks away)

Potoperson: (Over phone still) Hello? Cella? For crying out loud! Well since no one seems to be picking up I might as well scream the thank the reviewers/disclaimer thing into the phone and hope someone hears.

Thank you to the very awesome reviewers!!!

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I don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy. If I did I'd probably have enough money to pay a private helicopter to get me out of here!!!!

Chapters 8- From every mountain side, let children scream!

(It's suppose to be a spoof of the song "My country tis of Thy" for those who didn't get the joke)

After the Madness had ended the cul-de-sac kids decided to spend the day as far away from the Hotel Conch Shell as possible. So to do that they decided to take a tour of the scenic Sunshine Island Mountain Range that bordered the Northern side of the island. (Opposite of the shore the hotel was on)

They boarded the bus with a few other tourists that went to the mountain range. Double D. sat down and as Eddy was about to sit with him, an extremely... big boned lady say next to him, crushing him against the window.

'Looks like I'm gonna have to find a new seat.' Eddy thought scanning the rows. Every seat was filled. Except one seat next to…

Oh no.

It was next to his crush since…. Well ever. Nazz. He slowly walked up the aisle, his knees rocking with every step. "Um…N-N-N-N-Nazz. C-C-C-C-Can I s-s-s-sit h-h-h-here?" Eddy stuttered. Nazz looked up from the window and smiled. "Sure dude." She said patting the seat next to her. Eddy sat.

The bus took off down the bumpy road towards the mountains. Nazz looked out the window at the passing scenery. They passed through a deeply wooded area where the high canopy of trees let little light through to the street below. Monkeys swung through the trees staring at them with every yard they rode. (Me-Simply had to put monkeys in there)

Along the trees tropical flowers grew up the trees on vines. The yellow ones sparkled in the sun light. "Don't those flowers look like they're made of gold?" Nazz asked. "Yeah" Eddy said absent-mindedly. He wasn't really paying much attention to the beautiful flora and fauna that they were passing.

Just then Nazz realized he was staring at her. "What?" she asked. "Nothing." Eddy muttered. He still didn't take his eyes off her though. Nazz sighed inwardly.

She knew what was happening; she'd seen it a dozen times before. They stare at her, then they start sending her notes and flowers then they ask her out, and when she tells them she doesn't like them like that they're devastated. She didn't want that to happen to Eddy. 'Why do you think that is?' Her annoying conscience voice said. Nazz shook the thought away and looked out the window.

"So….um….how's life?" Eddy asked in a pathetic attempt to break the awkward silence. Nazz shrugged. "It's alright I guess." She said, "I just broke up with Kevin and…." "YOU BROKE UP WITH KEVIN?!" Everyone within ear-shot gasped. Even the people who didn't know them were shocked. "uh….yeah…." Nazz said, "Is there a problem?"

"THAT'S SHOCKING!!!" Everyone shouted in unison. Nazz grimaced at the volume. "Is there a reason everyone is shouting at the same time?" she asked. "SHOUTING IS FUN!!!!" everyone said. "Will all of you beat it?!" Eddy said in an aggravated tone. They stuck out their tongues then returned to their seats.

Eddy turned to Nazz. "So what did shovel chin do?" he asked. "He didn't really do anything he just sort of broke up with me." Nazz said. "I'm really sorry about that Nazz." Eddy said. Nazz smiled. "That's probably the sweetest thing you've ever said to me Eddy." Nazz said. 'What the flip?" Eddy thought. Since when was he sweet? Oh yeah that's right never

Just then Eddy's cell phone rang. (Eddy has a cell phone?) He flipped it out. "What do you want Sock-head? I'm busy!" Eddy hissed into the phone. Double D's voice was raspy and strained. "Eddy, I may not have long left…" he said. "What are you talking about?" Eddy asked

"Can't….breathe…..bones…..being…..crushed……under…..weight……"

Eddy glanced over the top of his seat and saw that poor Double D. was still being crushed next to the big-boned lady. "Take care of Mildred when I'm gone. That's all I ask of you….remember….me….." Double D closed his eyes.

He felt a light shine upon him and a voice calling his name.

"Double D" 'The angels are taking me away.' Double D. thought. "Double D…..Double D…… YO SOCK HEAD!!!!" There was a blaring air horn right by his ear and Double D. fell out of the seat and onto the floor.

"Wake up we're here!" Eddy shouted. Double D. opened his eyes and found that the bus had stopped and Eddy was standing over him with an impatient look on his face. "Never would have thought heaven would look like a bus floor." Double D said. Eddy shook his head. "You're almost as bad as Ed Double D." he said.

Eddy had to grab Double D. by the ankle and drag him off of the bus till he finally realized he wasn't dead and started walking on his own finally. The mountain ridge extended in both directions and towered over their heads. At the bottom there was a small stand that had carts going up to the top of the mountains so they could take a tour.

All the cul-de-sac kids filed into the closed cart and it started to ascend into the mountains. There was a ranger person dude giving a speech about the majesty of the mountains which no one paid attention to. Double D. stared out at the mountains and recited yet another haiku.

"Mountains Majesty

Towering over our heads

Oh the grandness"

"Hey Sock head, that last line was four syllables." Eddy said. "Oh drat!" Double D. said recounting the syllables. He glanced over at Eddy and saw he was staring off into space with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Uh, Eddy? Are you alright?" he asked. Eddy shook his head and willed his face to return to an annoyed expression. "Duh, why wouldn't I be?" He said.

Double D studied Eddy carefully then said with a smirk, "Eddy, what happened with you and Nazz on the bus?" "Nothing." Eddy said quickly. "Are you sure about that?" Double D. teased. "Yeah I'm sure!" he stated.

"Oh come now Eddy, you know you are somewhat fond of her."

"Are you saying I have a crush on her?" Eddy asked. "That's what the text said." Double D. said. "Stupid author." Eddy muttered.

Potoperson- Hey I heard that!

"What're you gonna do about it huh?" Eddy challenged.

Just then a red koopa shell strait out of Mario bros. appeared out of no where and hit Eddy in the stomach knocking him to the ground. Eddy groaned and said "You win"

Potoperson- (Laughs evilly)

"As I was saying you can not deny you are in love with Nazz." Double D. said ignoring the breech in reality that had just occurred. All Eddy could get himself to say was, "Uh….I…uh…well…" which Double D. quickly countered by saying, "You're stuttering."

"I am not" Eddy replied.

"Now you're in denial." Double D. said.

"Just shut up!"

"Shut doesn't go up prices do, take my advice and shut up too!"

"What does that have to do with me being in love with Nazz?"

"So you admit it." Double D. said slyly. "Wait, I didn't say that! Or, that's not what I meant!" Eddy struggled. "It doesn't matter if you meant it or not I have it on tape." Double D. held up a tape recorder and played back Eddy saying, "What does that have to do with me being in love with Nazz?"

Eddy folded his arms. "What are your demands?" he asked. "Those pictures you took of my head under my hat when I was sleeping." Double D. said calmly. Eddy pulled the photos out of his pocket and handed them to Double D. He tossed Eddy the tape and Eddy sat down with a glare on his face. "I hate you Double D." he muttered angrily. "I know Eddy." He answered tearing the picture in two. 'I love it when that works, especially when I get to keep the real tape.' Double D. thought triumphantly.

The cart stopped abruptly on the cable. "Ladies and gentlemen please remain seated there have been some technical difficulties and we aren't sure how long they'll last." The ranger person said. Jimmy took one glance out the window, saw how far up they were and fainted away. Sara sighed. Kevin snickered.

Suddenly the wind blew the cart and it started rocking back and forth, a nauseating experience for those on board. Suddenly a snap was heard outside and the cart jerked forward sending everyone flying out of there seats. The ranger threw open the door and leaned her head out the door.

"Uh….Please try not to be alarmed," she said, "But it appears one of the pulleys that holds the cart to the cable has just broken and now we're dangling helplessly over a mountain range."

There was a silence in the cart. 'Wow….they took that much better than I thought they would.' The ranger thought amazed at the calm of the teens. Just then the cart erupted into a deafening screech followed by everyone scrambling around to grab onto something. Most of them crawled around but Nazz attempted to stand and ended up getting knocked over. She rolled to the front of the cart next to the door.

She sat up and sighed with relief. 'I don't even want to think about what would have happened if I fell out the door.' Nazz thought. Just then a strong gust of wind jerked the cart to the side sending Nazz towards the door. Luckily she was able to grab onto the ledge.

"I just had to think something." Nazz moaned. Nazz kicked her legs and attempted to pull herself up but found she couldn't. She had never been able to do pull ups in Gym. "Hello? Can someone please pull me up?" Nazz called. The response: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!"

"At least you're not dangling over the edge for your life!" Nazz shouted back at them. Another gust of wind shook the cart Nazz's grip slipped and she started falling. But just in the nick of time a hand grabbed her's. She looked up and saw Eddy holding on to her. "Eddy?" Nazz said. "Hang on Nazz I'll save you!" Eddy said. He tried to pull her up but unfortunately she was a bit too heavy and he ended falling out of the cart too.

By this point everyone had finally noticed the fact that Nazz and Eddy had fallen out and rushed to the door way and screamed, "NOOOOO!!!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!" There was a groan from directly below them. Everyone looked down and saw Nazz and Eddy sitting on a hill about two feet below them. Nazz rubbed her head. "I think I've gotten a migraine from all the screaming today." Nazz groaned.

Everyone leapt out onto the hill. "YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!" Ed shouted and pounced Eddy and started jumping up and down on his stomach. "Ed, I think you should get off Eddy before you kill him." Double D. said. Eddy pouted. "But Eddy is so fun to jump on like fluffy mashed potatoes Double D." Ed said. "Yes we know Ed." Double D. said. Ed climbed off of his crushed friend and joined his girlfriend and other teens as they hiked back down the hill.

From a distance they could hear Jimmy say, "So we were never that high up? And to think I fainted for nothing." They heard Kevin snicker and say "Naw it's because you're a girly boy." That was accompanied by crying and the sounds of a pummeling taking place.

That left Nazz, Eddy, and Double D. alone on the hill. Nazz turned to Eddy and flashed a dazzling smile. "Even though we weren't ever in any real danger it was still sweet of you to save me Eddy." She said. Eddy's face turned bright red and he smiled weakly in return. Nazz turned to catch up with the others. Eddy sat up and sighed heavily. Double D, who had been completely forgotten, snickered and said,

"Young Love is so true,

As pure as the mountain snow

Forever in love"

Eddy turned and glared at him, then smiled deviously. "You know I had double prints of those photos." He said. Double D's face flushed with anger. "Oh you!" He shouted. His anger was replaced with his own devious grin. He reached into his pocket and yanked out the most evil of vegetables….broccoli! Pure terror came into Eddy's face and he bolted down the hill followed by Double D. and the vegetable of doom.

Meanwhile the park ranger stepped out of the cart and sighed. Suddenly a figure cast a shadow across her. She glanced up at him. "Next time you do something like this make sure the victims don't scream so loud." She said. The mysterious figure ignored her and said, "Did the plan work?"

The ranger smiled and said, "The plan's working like a charm!"

( Silence on the cliff.)

BOING!

(PotoPerson flies through the air and lands on edge)

Cella: POTOPERSON YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!

PotoPerson: Yes I'm alive but in about 30 seconds you're not going to be!

Cella: (Screams and runs)

Readers: (Stares at Potoperson)

PotoPerson: I was kidding!

Readers: (Breathes sigh of relief)

PotoPerson: Please Review! So you can be put into the reviewer's hall of fame! ("Reviewer's hall of Fame" theme music comes out of no where)

Potoperson: Bye Everyone!