Ally: Yo, Im back.... And millions of readers have just started crying; "Why! Cant you go and STAY gone?!" Either way... Im hoping to actually create a plot for this story, because reading over it last night i discovered that... My writing is pretty crap actually... btw, am I allowed to say crap?
Itachi: Probably not.
Ally: Oh... Anyway, this AN does have a point... Has anyone ever noticed how Ami always portrays me as an Idiot? Well i assure you that I am NOT an idiot, in all actual fact Im top sets for practically everything, Im only in low sets for P.E and thats mixed ability... I often wonder WHY she thinks im an idiot when she's in lower sets than me (No offence intended). I suppose it could be because of my laziness... Speaking of my being Lazy. I was napping in tutor today and one of my mates prodded me in the ribs... HARD! I think Im going to bruise now... Anyway as thrilling as my tales of woe actually are, I bet you want to read (You dont really, I know, but just pretend) the next chapter. Lets see then, i actually have nothing planned... Oh pop corn... So I have a nice snack to write with! Yum, freshly popped...
Itachi: So your just going to skip the disclaimer then?
Ally: No, I was getting to that.
Itachi: Sure... Either way she doesnt own anything... Apparently she doesnt even own the plot of the fanfic because APPARENTLY she doesnt even HAVE one!
Ally: Im working on it!
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Autumn felt herself go pale... Her heart stopped beating and her legs turned to jelly. A cold hand clutched her heart and squeezed.
'I always knew Maths was bad for me.' She thought dully and she listened to Itachis approaching footsteps. 'Oh My God! this is shit scary! Im BRICKING it! Sasuke! Good God! I havnt even had chance to write my Will!' Her thoughts raced around her head, but abruptly screeched to a halt when Kisame spoke.
"Whatever, probably just a student, lets go we're late as it is."
"Okay." More footsteps this time going AWAY though, then silence. Breathing a sigh of relief Autumn scampered from her hidey hold and ran like the hounds of hell were chasing her.
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"Hey, Shika?"
"Mm?"
"What's up with you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Your packing the whole place up."
"Oh yeah. We're going back to Konoha."
"Cool!"
"UmHm."
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"You alright?"
Autumn glared up from where she was sprawled on the living area floor.
"Just peachy. If you dont mind Im having flash-backs of my life!"
"Why?"
"Cause my life is flashing before my eyes!"
"Why?"
"Because i just nearly died!"
"Why?"
"Because... Where did you learn this(1)!?!?"
"Kuria, by the way... I dont know if you noticed this BUT I've packed up all our stuff!" As Autumn looked around the room she realised he really had.
"Why?"
"Because we're going back to Konoha."
"Where? And what do you mean 'We'??"
"Konoha... And you'd really leave me all alone, to face this big scary world... ALONE?!"
"Yes i would. Now unpack my stuff Buddo."
"Tough titties your coming."
"Tough titties with knobs on! Im STAYING!!!!!!!!!"
"This isnt up for debate."
"I think I'll decide whats up for debate! Kay? Thanks Very much!" Sasuke sighed and shoved her over his shoulder.
"Alright, off we go!" And with a piercing shreik and a cloud of smoke they were gone.
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Ally: i dont know if you noticed but i still dont have a plot...
Itachi: Do you know what i dont understand.
Ally: A lot of things...
Itachi: Why am I always the Villain? I have feelings too you know! Maybe I want to make a heroic rescue, or even own a kitten!!
Ally: O.o
Itachi: Your just like the rest!
Ally: Yes... Of course, I see your point... Do you want my Kitten? he has silky black fur, Yellow eyes and is called Harley (Tho Ami calls him Orochimaru).
Itachi: sounds cute... yes I'll take him!
Ally: Tough he's mine and I WOVE him!
Itachi: More than me?
Ally: Yeppums!
Itachi: More than Chaz?
Ally: I love both my boys equally! (Chaz is my Dog.)
Itachi: Right, nice to know where I stand.
Ally: Isnt it? R&R if you can be bothered to, Ja x
(1) The 'Why' game, where you basically say 'why?' to everything everyone says.