Potoperson: OMG! It's chapter 9!

Cella: "omg"? Are you turning into a valley girl or something?

Potoperson: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Goes into state of shock)

Cella: o.k.……

Potoperson: I'm better now!

Thanks to the fabulous reviewer!

Streak the Fox

I don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy or the song Marian the Librarian if I did I'd be a flippin' zillionaire!

Cella: "Zillion" ain't a number

Potoperson: "Ain't" ain't a word

Cella: You just said it

Potoperson: Hey is that Captain Jack Sparrow over there?

Cella: I LOVE YOU JACK SPARROW!!!!! (runs after Jack Sparrow)

Potoperson: I'd best start this before she gets back!

Oh and by the way, if you haven't heard the song Marian the Librarian from the Music man you seriously need to go look it up on youtube or something it's awesome! But I'm not going to use the whole song and also I'm switching around a few of the words because of gender issues.

Chapter 9- Double D: Librarian by day, Adventure Hero by Night!

Part one!

After their "Mountain Adventure" the cul-de-sac kids were gathered outside the Hotel Conch Shell. Well all of them except Double D that is. He'd been in the boy's hotel room reading since they got back. "How can he sit in a haunted hotel and not be scared?" Marilyn wondered out loud. "How can we sit on a haunted island and not be scared?" Nazz asked. "Who says we're not scared?" Jimmy said. Nazz nodded. "Good point."

"So why is he reading like this?" Marilyn asked, "Wasn't he the one who told us to enjoy our vacation?" Eddy shrugged. "He's trying to prove the place isn't haunted or something like that." He said. "But you're his best friend; shouldn't you try to stop him?" Marilyn asked. "Hey he forced me to eat broccoli! I say he had it coming." Eddy said. Marilyn shook her head. "When Double D is a ghost he's going to haunt you the most." She muttered. (Woah….I just realized that rhymed)

Sara looked up at the building before her and sighed. How could that Eddy leave her Double D. to the ghosts! (Let's just say she still had a little crush on him from that one episode with the giant pizza and the 4 leaf clover) Well if Eddy wasn't going to save her little Egg head, she was!

In the hotel room…

Double D sat on his bed, his nose in a book. "Hiya Double D!" Sara chirped when she skipped in. Double D muttered an inaudible hello. "I said hiya Double D.!" Sara repeated. Double D said nothing. Sara's face flushed with anger. "HEY MARIAN THE LIBRARIAN!!!!!" She screamed. Double D finally looked up and said flatly, "Sara I am trying to read."

Sara put her hands on her hips and said, "So that's all you respond too huh? 'Marian the Librarian'?" again Double D said nothing. Music started out of no where and Sara sang

Marian…

Mister Librarian

What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear
I love you madly, madly Mister Librarian...Marian!


Heaven help us if the building should catch on fire
and the Volunteer Hose Brigade men
had to whisper the news to Marian...

Mister Librarian!

What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
I need you badly, badly, Mister Librarian...Marian

It's a long lost cause I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian
Such as Marian...

Mister Libra-

"What!?!" Double D. finally shouted showing his extremely rare aggravated state and stopping the music. Sara was silent for a moment before saying "Hi" brightly. With that she turned and started skipping towards the door. Double D raised an eyebrow.

"That's it? You broke into song just to say hi?" he asked. Sara turned and looked at him a mischievous smile planted upon her face that made Double D extremely scared. "No, it was also to do this!" She ran at Double D. at light speed and pounced Double D.

The force of the attack sent them both flying back against the back board of the bed. Suddenly the bed flipped back wards sending them into a dark tunnel lit by torches. The walls and floor were made of stone and cobwebs covered the ceiling.

"What is this place?" Sara asked in awe. Double D. didn't respond he only stood up and walked over to the place the bed flipped them in and felt across the wall. "It seems we can't get out the way we came in, so we'll have to go through the tunnel." He said. Sara looked down the hall her eyes wide with fear. "Down that tunnel?" she asked. "Yes down thattunnel." Double D. said grapping a torch off one of it's holders on the wall.

He began walking down the tunnel. He stopped and turned back to Sara who still stood by where he had left her. "Are you coming?" he asked impatiently. Sara slowly walked over to where Double D. stood and walked quietly along him, screaming and yelping whenever a spider or rat scurried across their path.

Outside the hotel….

"I can't take this anymore, somebody has to do something! Now the hotel has Sara too!" Marilyn said standing. "Marilyn it's too dangerous you can't go." Kevin said. Marilyn blushed lightly at his concern. Jimmy burst into tears. "Sara, NOOOOOOO!" he cried. "Jeez girly boy that was so loud ancient china probably heard you." Kevin said.

"Yeah right like that could happen."

Somewhere in ancient China

On the roof of an emperor's palace a female warrior by the name of Mulan fights off an evil hun man by the name of Shan-yu. Just as she's about to deliver the final blow she hears "Sara, NOOOOOOO!" She stops and drops her sword at her side. "I could have sworn I just heard a girly boy scream, Sara Noooo." She mumbled. "I heard that too." Shan-yu said. "Us too!" Practically all of China shouted. "Hmmm." Mulan said. But then she shrugged and continued to fight off the evil hun. (I don't own Mulan by the way but I am in the musical Mulan at my school!)

Back at the hotel….

"Well anyways we have to get Double D and Sara out of there before it's too late." Marilyn said. Ed, who hadn't been paying attention at all finally woke up and shouted "Sara? I'M COMING BABY SISTER!!!!!!" And galloped off to the hotel. "Ed! No!" everyone except Kevin shouted and ran after him. Kevin simply followed along since everyone else was going anyway.

Back inside the long creepy tunnel…

Sara and Double D. reached a long open chamber with a deep trench down the middle with boiling lava in it. In front of the trench was a stone tablet with ancient Mayan written in it. "What does that say?" Sara said pointing at it. Double D. held the torch up to it and read. "Beware, if you come any further you will experience pure agony."

Sara stared at him wide eyed. "How'd you know that?" she asked in awe. "Things aren't always as they seem." Double D. said. He walked around to the side of the stone tablet and looked at the trench. The only way to get across was a very rickety looking bridge.

"Well standing around won't get us out of this place." He said and walked to it bridge and slowly walked over it with Sara trailing behind. When they were half way across the bridge screeching resonated through the air. They turned and saw hundreds of bats flying towards them. Sara screamed as the bats circled them. Double D kept a calm demeanor. "I knew this day would come." He muttered. Sara looked up as Double D. reached for the brim of his hat. And just as Sara was about to see him take off the hat the bridge began wobbling.

Sara looked back, the bats were chewing through the ropes. Sara's eyes widened. There was a surge and the bridge began falling towards the fiery pits. Double D. quickly put his arm around Sara's waist and they flew towards the other end of the trench. When they arrived on the other side Sara looked up at Double D and her jaw dropped.

In Double D's hand was a graveling hook and on his head was not his normal wool hat but a brown Indiana Jones style hat. "Double D…" Sara said. "Come on, let's get out of this cave." His voice was gruff and low. He began striding out of the chamber. Sara followed closely behind wondering what on earth she got herself into.

In the hotel lobby….

Ed continued to gallop into the hotel and over to the elevator. "ED!" everyone screamed tackling him to the ground. Ed started running around trying to buck them all off beginning the Ed rodeo. Eddy was one of the first to fly off. He glowered at Ed as he ran around sending teenagers flying everywhere. His glare replaced with his I have an idea face and he whistled and said, "Oh Ed."

Ed stopped and looked at Eddy. Eddy produced a bone from behind his back. Ed's tongue rolled out of his mouth and he started panting like a dog. Eddy walked over to the door and flung it out so far it hit the ocean. Ed immediately knocked everyone else off and ran after it. May ran after him shouting, "Wait for me my darling!"

Everyone sat up and looked at Eddy. "Uh….why did Eddy just go after a bone?" Nazz asked. "He's part dog." Eddy replied. That answered one question, yet raised so many others. Marilyn stood and started walking towards the elevator door and punched in the floor number of the boy's hotel room.

"Marilyn what are you doing?" Kevin asked. Marilyn stood and said "Since we're here we might as well check in on Sara and Double D." she said. "Do we have to?" Eddy groaned. "Marilyn's right we really should." Nazz said. The elevator door opened and Marilyn stepped in followed by the rest of the kids and one very reluctant Eddy.

Potoperson: OOOOHHHH the suspense! Will Sara and Double D get out of the mysterious tunnel? What is the secret behind Double D's new hat? Will Sara ever get over Double D? Will Ed quit his dog food addiction? Find out in the next chapter, Double D: Librarian by Day, Action hero by night Part 2!

Cella: HEY! That was not Captain Jack Sparrow! It was your brother in his Halloween costume!

Potoperson: oh….really? um uh…..

Cella: POTOPERSON!

Potoperson: uh………Well……. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Review! Bye!

Cella: Hey!