So, I'm starting this Chappie at camp. And maybe Noah will be nice and not bother me. Yeah. right. Like that'll ever happen. But his lack of smarticleness is made up in his personality and looks.
Disclaimer: James Patterson owns Maximum Ride and all of the characters. All I own is my fanfic plotline and Fang's hotness. Ok, well, I don't really own his hotness, JP does, but I own my imagination which made his hotness, so there.
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Recap
"Aww, the bird kids have discovered hormones."
We broke apart to look up and see…
"Ari?"
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"Actually, I'm Ari's clone," Ari II said. "They decided that since Ari was dead, he couldn't do his job of killing Max."
I stared at Ari II, and Fang pulled me into a hug.
I can't fight him. I thought to Fang.
It's okay, Maxi. I'll kick his as for you. I smiled.
Jeb, any ideas? I asked my father.
I'm working on it, honey. Just stall for me, he replied.
"Does he have any ideas?" Fang asked me.
"Stall," I whispered.
"Okay. Um, why?"
"Don't ask questions. Just do it, please."
Max, sweetheart, I need you to buy me some things for me. Jeb told me.
"I'll be back. Don't get caught, don't get hurt, I love you." I kissed his lips quickly, and walked away.
"Max, wait!" Fang caught up to me, and turned me around. "Where are you going?"
"Fang, I'll be back, okay?"
"Maxi, where are you going?"
"Ugh! Fang, I don't have time for this!" I kissed him again. Hard. He kissed me back. Harder.
When we broke apart for air, I whispered, "Fang, I love you."
"I love you, too, Maxi," Fang whispered back, breathing hard.
"I know. But I have to go. And you have stall until I get back."
"Okay," he said reluctantly.
I turned around and walked off. Fang turned around and walked back to Ari II.
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Fang's POV (Yes, I'm gonna try his POV again. Only because-oh, just read.)
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After Max kissed me, I was a little light-headed. But I still had a job to do. So I walked over to Nudge and leaned down.
"Nudge, stall," I whispered in her ear.
She nodded and stepped forward.
"Where's Max going?" Ari II asked her.
Nudge took a deep breath and I smirked. This was gonna get good. (I got this next part from Hot and Cold by funnibanana. It's my fave FF. So, technically, I don't own what Nudge says. Funnibanana does.) "That is an excellent question. You wanna know why that's such an excellent question? Of course you do! You wanna know why that's such an excellent question so much that you don't even want to know the answer to said question. So I'll just save you the time and tell you why that's such an excellent question. Let's give you thirty seconds to figure out that paragraph."
Nudge took those thirty seconds to catch her breath. Then she took another deep breath and started again.
"The reason for that being such an excellent question that was the perfect question for me to state this incredibly long answer. You probably wanna know why I'm telling you this. I'm telling you this because Jeb told Max to tell Fang to tell me to stall. Oh, look. There's Max."
I looked around and saw Max walking back withy shopping bags and let out a sigh of relief.
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See! It's Wednesday now, I finished 2 Chappies!
I should stop writing now, because Noah is about to hit me with his pool stick.
Love and peace and dreams of hott guys (especially Noah),
Blue.Loves.Toddler.Pie
P.S. Noah read this and he says that it's good. He also says hi to all you people reading this. But he won't read it anymore. Otherwise I wouldn't put how much of a hott guitar-playing jerk he is. This is between me and you, my Fan Fiction readers. wink, wink
P.S.S. Freak of Nature- Noah is my best friend from camp who is HOTT. But yeah. He's read all of the MR books, so he helped me this week.