I'm bored, so I'm gonna keep writing. This is no longer being written at camp, but at my home.

Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own anything, or anyone for that matter. If I owned Fang, there would be many things I could do. But I don't. So I can't. And, no, you don't want to know.

Max's POV (I'm goin back to writing in her POV, it's much easier)

So, dad. What do you want need me to get? I asked my-Jeb.

Go to the store and get a bottle of Sprite, Jeb told me. (Obviously, I don't own Sprite. But I am drinking some.) That's Ari II's flaw.

does he know that?

No.

Good. I turned into a Safeway and bought a bottle of Sprite.

When I got back, I found Fang pacing, and Nudge was talking (go figure.).

"…oh, look, there's Max," Nudge said.

Fang turned to look at me and ran up and hugged me. (I just used 'and' three times in that sentence.)

"What'ja buy?" he asked.

"Shh. Hang on."

Jeb?

Who am I? Jeb? Or dad?

Ha, ha. No comment.

Okay. What do you want, Max?

What do I do with the Sprite?

Throw it on him.

Ooookaaay.

"Hey, Fang?"

"Yeah?" Fang looked up (well, technically, down at me, cause he's taller.) at me.

"Throw this," I pulled out the Sprite. "On Ari II."

"Okay." Fang took the Sprite from me and shook it. Then he walked over to Ari II and opened. Then effect was immediate. The clone's skin started to sizzle and pop, and he started to dissolve.

"What the fuck?" Gazzy said.

"Gazzy! Mouth!" I warned him.

"Then how come Fang gets to say it?" Gazzy asked.

"Fang's not supposed to say it either, and I'll kick is butt to hell next time he says it."

"Max! Don't swear!" Nudge told me.

"Hell is not a swear word. It's a place," I told her pointedly.

"Then can I say it?" Angel asked.

"No!" Iggy, Fang, and I said in unison.

Then the Ari clone gave a final scream before dissolving completely.

"What the h-e-double tooth picks just happened?" Iggy asked.

"Well. Let's see. Max told Fang to stall. Then she said she'd be back, and she loved him. Then she kissed him and then she left. But Fang started after her, and they kissed again, and then Fang said he loved Max, and Max said she loved Fang, and then Max left. then Fang told me to stall, so I did. And then Max got back and Fang hugged her, and then she told him to throw the Sprite she bought on the clone and he did and then it melted and now here we are," Nudge told him.

"So, you guys finally figured out that I was write and that you two are crazy for each other? And what happened to Keez?" Iggy's blind eyes "looked" around.

"Iggy. One: Shut up. Two: Keez is standing there," Fang said.

"What just happened?" Keez asked Fang.

"They found us again. We gotta go. Nice seeing ya, Keez. Sorry." Fang then snapped out his wings and took off.

"Later, Keez." I told him, before doing the same. The flock followed.

I flew up above Fang, and he raised himself so that we were now touching.

"Go a head, drop down. I won't let you fall," he said, and I lowered myself onto his back, careful of where I placed my legs and arms.

"Okay, just because you two are dating, doesn't mean that you have to be all mushy," Iggy said, making Fang drop me.

"You said you wouldn't drop me!" I told Fang, who blushed.

Maybe we shouldn't have told them. Fang thought to me.

But they would have found out eventually. For some odd and unknown reason you can't keep your lips off of me.

That's because you taste good. Angel made an 'eww' face.

"What?" Gazzy asked.

"You should hear what they think to each other. It's gross. Be thankful you don't have mind-reading abilities."

"What are they-do I-no-I don't want to know." Iggy was just saying that to make us mad. I let go of Fang and started flying myself.

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Smiles! I finished this while talking to my cuz about Trey, Trevor, Tristan, and Matt, some of my friends. I can multitask. That's absativly posilutly awesome possum. LOLz. so yeah.

Love and peace and dreams of hott guys (particularly one bird boy with black wings),

Blue.Loves.Toddler.Pie