Ginny and Draco couldn't think of any way to soften the blow when they told Ron about their relationship, even with Hermione's intellect on the job. So instead, they decided to make the revelation as dramatic as possible, just so they could have a good laugh at Ron's expression later on. They decided to arrange a fake blind date for Ron in an empty classroom, and have dinner in the same room… at the same time.


Draco set the teacher's desk with a lace tablecloth, white china from the kitchen, and a wreath of roses surrounding an elaborate candle. He made the extra desks and chairs disappear, leaving only the one desk and two chairs in the middle of the room.

While Draco was setting up the room, Ginny was getting ready for the date. She decided on a green knee-length halter dress that left her whole back bare, and a silver chain around her neck that dangled tantalizingly close to her gentle cleavage. She decided to go in bare feet because the castle was chilly but the floor was magicked to be warm.

She met Draco outside the room an hour before Ron was supposed to meet them. He was looking sexy in skinny jeans, an open black jacket, and white t-shirt with a green tie. Ginny waggled her eyes at him as he eyed her appreciatively. He took her hand and led her into the room. Draco pulled out her chair and she sat down. Once Draco was seated, Dobby appeared with a plate of food. Ginny laughed at his cheeky grin and ostentatious bow as he set the food down, and then disappeared with a crack. Ginny looked at the plate and said,

"Mmmmm, strawberries!"

Draco laughed and reached forwards to stroke her fingers, then lifted her hand to his lips. He leaned back, drawing Ginny's hand along with him, picked out the best strawberry from the plate of food, and wrapped it in her fingers, eyeing her seductively the whole time. Ginny was successfully fighting back laughter until she opened her mouth to take a bite of the large strawberry. She gave a strangled giggle, and Draco looked at her curiously. Ginny suddenly burst out in laughter, and between her mirth, she managed to say,

"Sorry, Draco…giggles …That was just so…" She laughed uncontrollably for a few moments, and then took a deep breath. "So corny!"

Draco, who until then had watched with amusement and bemusement, also burst into laughter at her red face and at her words. He and Ginny laughed together as Ginny attempted to seductively eat the strawberry. Then they started on the dinner.

They were almost done with desert when Ron opened the door and leaned against the frame, obviously trying to look suave. Then his eyes lit upon Draco and Ginny, and he shot up and took a step back. He stared at the two for long moments; Hands linked, leaning towards each other, Draco now lowering his fork from Ginny's open mouth, eyes locked on Ron like one would eye a wild dog.

The moment of truth had come.


Hey, guys, sorry for not uploading yesterday! Mmy internet was down.

But just a warning, brace yourselves for some serious Ron action. The next chapter should not be read if you or someone in your family has a history of heart disease, or if you have respiratory problems, because the shock just may kill you.

Just joking, guys.