This chapter is especially for Lollzie. Happy Birthday hon! ^^

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"Right!" Annie announced after they'd landed from their bumpy ride through time and space, "It's Lollzie's birthday today, so everyone-" She glanced at the Doctor, "-has to be nice to her. Understand?"

Everyone nodded their heads (some a little reluctantly). L.C stood up from where she was sat, "Seeing as Lollzie is now Mickey's girlfriend, he has to agree to our… rules," She said. Instantly the RRA sniggered (except Lollzie who glared at her angrily),

"Rules?" Mickey asked, confused,

"Rules," Mira replied, grinning widely. Mickey suddenly felt very, very afraid…

***

Lollzie was made to sit in the Control room with Mira, Maple and the Doctor whilst Mickey was dragged into another room and tied to a chair. The girls formed in a semi circle around him,

"First off, loyalty. You cheat on her and we'll tear off your family jewels and feed them to a Slitheen," L.C growled,

"Second, kindness. Should you so much as argue with her and you'll find yourself alone in a 1192 torture room with an angry Sheriff burning you with a poker," Dean followed on. By this point Mickey had gone so pale he looked like a white skinned person,

"Third, marriage. IF it turns out you are gay then you and the boyfriend will go through a long torturous journey including Cybermen, Daleks, Weevils, Gwen with her stapler, us and then the Weeping Angels to send you back to the beginning all over again," Cee finished,

"Understand?" Josie asked innocently (Well, as innocently as she could).

Mickey nodded slowly.

***

Mickey sat next to Lollzie in the TARDIS. They were on their own since everyone else had trailed off to visit Sarah Jane and K-9 (that was Annie's reason for wanting to drive). Lollzie was happily hugging him tightly. Not that Mickey minded. He'd come to enjoy the company of the ginger, now fourteen year old, girl. He leaned forward and whispered in her ear,

"Happy birthday, babe,"

Lollzie giggled, "Thanks Mickey," She replied.

The TARDIS was eerily quiet, apart from the whooshing noises the TARDIS made that sounded quite like breathing. Lollzie suddenly had a very fun idea,

"Mickey?"

"Yes babe?"

Lollzie grinned widely, "Will you marry me?"

***

Mickey choked in his suit. He was waiting at (or rather, tied to) the end of the isle. At the opposite end, Lollzie walked towards him in a beautiful, long white dress. Mira and Maple were sat on the front row, tasers hidden behind their backs should Mickey refuse. L.C stood next to him in a Vicar's outfit, smiling as Lollzie stood opposite Mickey,

"Dearly beloveds," She began, "We are gathered here to witness the enslavement-"

"Wait, what?" Mickey asked, scared. L.C shot him a glare and he fell silent,

"-of Mickey Smith to Lollzie. Should anyone have a lawful reason why these two shouldn't be joined together please do keep quiet or risk your head being blown off by our Torture Crew,"

No one raised their hand.

"Good," L.C grinned, "Lollzie, do you take Mickey to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold? To dishonor and disobey? To attack, hit, and treat him as you see fit until you get fed up and kill him?"

The Doctor frowned, "That doesn't sound like it should," He muttered to Sarah Jane, whom Annie had dragged with them,

"Judging by these girls ways I'm not surprised," She replied

Lollzie glanced at L.C angrily. She wasn't too impressed with those promises, "I do," She replied, causing Mickey to pale once again,

"And do you, Mickey, take Lollzie to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold? To honor and obey? To allow her to attack, hit and treat you as she sees fit until she gets fed up and kills you?" L.C turned her attention to Lollzie's husband-to-be.

Instantly the RRA raised the tasers that had been hidden behind their backs. Mickey didn't have much of a choice,

"I do," He stammered,

"Then I now pronounce you husband and wife," L.C announced, "You may kiss the bride!"

Lollzie bounded forward and pulled Mickey in for a long lip kiss. The church erupted into applause. Then everyone got up and walked back into the TARDIS.

***

"I have an idea,"

"What is it now, Mira?"

"You sound excited, Mapley. It involves the Master and the Sheriff…"

There were a series of whispers. Maple jumped up and down grinning,

"Yes yes yes yes!" She yelled excitedly.