Maple, bored out of her mind, was sat in her room in the TARDIS, alone, on her computer, skimming over the reviews left on one of her FanFics. Nobody really said anything that got her attention anymore. It was all the same; 'Wow! Great fic!' 'Can't wait for more!' 'UPDATE NOW!'
She laughed at the latter. Surprise surprise, it was from Josie. Her 'Mummy' had enjoyed her Baby's fic very much and simply demanded more. But the youngest RRA member's mind was entirely blank. There was nothing interesting that had her fingers wanting to type furiously.
Then a certain review caught her attention. It was from a user called 'novacancymind' (Maple decided to call her Nova)
'ah, lovely chapter!
i have a very strange and personal request. over on time & chips on lj there is a story called Homecoming by chicklet73. it's very very good, however, chapter 10, which was just posted, makes me angry at the OC Lucas (you'll understand when you read it) even though it's not canon, i was wondering if you'd enter that reality briefly and treat him to the RRA's particular brand of... greeting *wink wink* and please please please, don't hold back *cackles wickedly and does plotty fingers*
i need an outlet because i'm very very angry at Lucas. it would be a big favor if you do this. why don't you show it to LC and the gang and plan a RRA "hello" for him!
thank you so much!
nova out :D'
After making a quick confirmation with Paula on what the hell 'lj' was, Maple scanned chapter 10. Anger whelmed up inside her, and her scream filled the TARDIS.
Causing the Doctor to become very, very worried…
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Lucas Lungbarrow was just about to reply to Rose when a loud whooshing sound filled the room. He stared in shock as the blue TARDIS appeared,
"Impossible…" He muttered,
"But… Who's driving it?" The Doctor asked, staring in disbelief. Then the other Doctor opened the door,
"I am," He replied. Doctor 1 (the Doctor who was with Lucas and Rose) blinked. There were two Doctors?
Then a tall, brunette 17 year old girl with black specs stepped out of the TARDIS and gave Lucas a very threatening look,
"Mr. Lungbarrow," She said, her eyebrows narrowed, "Consider yourself officially screwed,"
Lucas merely smiled, "What can you do?" He asked, a small hint of humour in his voice.
As if on cue, eighteen other girls of various ages stepped out. Doctor 2 (the Doctor who'd just arrived) raised his eyebrows,
"You shouldn't be worried about one of them," He commented, "You should be worried about all of them,"
Maple was the last to step out, with two A4 sheets of paper stapled together in a booklet under her right armpit. She seemed the most angry of the girls, having been the one to discover the offending Fic.
The smile on Lucas' face was instantly wiped off. He may be a calculating murderer, but these girls meant business, and it would require all his strength to get out of this sticky situation.
Not like he could get out of it anyway.
Deannie and Cee lashed out, tying him up with rope. He was then lifted up and carted away into the TARDIS to become victim of the girls torture methods.
Doctor 2 smiled at Doctor 1 and Rose, "He'll be back later," He assured them, "In the meantime, I suggest you two get out of here," With that, he slammed the doors shut.
Doctor 1 and Rose took his advice and made a hasty retreat out of the building.
***
"Cold-hearted,"
"Evil,"
"Bitching,"
"Bastard of a murderer!"
The RRA exchanged curses whilst inflicting medieval torture methods on the Doctor's son. Maple, however, was not in the room. The Doctor merely leaned on the TARDIS console and listened to the vague screams of pain that came from a distant room. He couldn't help his son now. He didn't want to. That cruel man had hurt his Rose, and no he would pay.
L.C walked towards the tied up murderer holding the Fic that Maple had printed off and shown them all. She thrust it in his face,
"THIS is why you're here. THIS is why you're in so much pain," She growled, "Feeling brave now?"
Lucas didn't look up from the floor, "You are no better than I am," He stated.
Mira slapped him, "At least we're doing it for a reason!" She spat angrily,
"We're not going to murder you!" Paula added,
"But when we're done, you'll wish you were dead," The Harrison sisters, Voldy and Mysty, finished in unison. Lucas finally looked up and glanced at L.C. He said nothing, despite this.
Vicky brightened up, "Hey Voldy! You got any potions left?" She asked
"As a matter of fact…" Voldy replied, then cackled evilly and ran off.
Lucas swallowed nervously.
***
The Doctor glanced at his 'Son', and couldn't help but chuckle. One of Voldy's potions had turned Lucas into a girl. Therefore, Lucas was now Lucy,
"Should I call you my daughter now?" He asked playfully,
"Shut up," Lucas/Lucy retorted, then looked away as he was pushed out of the TARDIS by Lollzie, Annie, Nickel and Lizhi.
***
Maple returned to her room, satisfied. She turned on her computer and searched for Nova's username. Smirking, the thirteen year old brunette typed in a PM to her
'Re: Lucas Lungbarrow
This is an RRA message to say that Lucas Lungbarrow has successfully been taught a 'lesson' *wink wink*. We thank you for suggesting the idea, and hope you continue to enjoy our fics! ^^
Maple xx'
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NOTE: Nova, I have sent that PM as of now. Thanks for helping me out with ideas! ^^