This is the first of several drabbles I'm working on. Hope you like this one! It's sort of making fun of manga and the fact that Pikachu says the same thing in virtually every language. I find that funny. But if you don't, then why are you reading this!? Anyway, please enjoy and REVIEW!!
Force be with you,
-Pika
~.~.~.~.~.~.~
~Japanese~
Length: 200
"Hey, look at this!" Something resembling a comic book rests in Ash's hands. "It's got funny writing all over it."
Always the first to inspect Ash's "discoveries," Misty peers over his shoulder to squint at the colorful thing. "It's not in English, dummy."
Ash ignores her comment. "Hey!" His finger stabs at some print on the inside cover. "Look! I can read that…it says 'Satoshi'."
"It's Satoshi, not Satoshi."
Ash frowns. "How do you know?"
"Because I do, that's how!"
Brock is scratching his head nearby. "Uh, guys? I can't understand what you're saying."
Both pairs of eyes turn in his direction. "What d'you mean, Brock?"
"What did you just call me?!" Brock's eyes are as wide as they ever get. "Takeshi, or something?"
"Misty…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Ash's eyes are blazing. "Once you told me how to pronounce that stupid name, we started speaking in some crazy language!"
"I can't help that, Satoshi."
"Well, neither can I, Kasumi!" If she were a guy Ash would punch her.
"It's pronounced Kasumi, not -"
Over the din of indecipherable screaming, Brock reaches for Pikachu and strokes its head sympathetically. "At least you're normal," he consoles it.
"Pika," it agrees emphatically.