It's Whatever Chapter 2: what a GREAT idea, idiot, a naruto fanfic

We know the stereotypes; we see them used on our favorite characters everyday.

Ino is the slutty bitch and traitor.

Sakura is the psycho with too much courage.

Hinata is the stalker.

Temari is the bad ass.

Tenten is the tomboy.

Karin is the slut and in Sakura's way of Sasuke.

Tell me if you haven't seen this at all in any Fanfiction, etc. 'Cause I've seen it A LOT. Ya' know.

Siiiiiigh, it's extremely irritating seeing Ino and all the others are treated badly. Here's my dislikes of those happenings.

Ino: I read in a fanfic of Ino giving up her old friendships for popularity. Ha, that one actually confused me and made me laugh. Ino is NOT that kind of blonde, ya' know, the ones in the stories and shows. The blonde female always seems to be the bad guy. Haven't you noticed? Being a true fan of Yamanaka Ino, I know that she wouldn't do that. In fact, in the show she was already popular and befriended Sakura when she was very unpopular. Don't put that BS 'cause she's blonde. If you're going to create a story of her make her true self!!! This is coming from a lover of her, you KNOW I'm serious. Yeah, she can be bitchy, so does most females in the show, don't make her act like the bitch monster.

Sakura: Seeing Sakura in the fanfics, I see her actually braving up to Sasuke. Um, yeah. Never happened, only when she's older and loved Sasuke compassionately enough to tell her love for him to stay, though she was very desperate, but who wouldn't be? When she first starts knowing him she's shy, but persistent in trying to get a date. PUH-lease don't make her something grand and high mighty on the Uchiha just because you are a fan of her and if so, please in later chapters, thank you.

Hinata: Yes, she is kind of a Stalker. But, she's older now she can control herself. If you're doing younger, do that, if not, stop making a fool outta' her. K, thanks.

Temari: Temari is indeed bad ass, but she is female and sometimes acts like one if you hadn't seen in the shows and manga. Let her be herself and not macho women most of the time, please? It's only fair.

Tenten: Aaah, the tomboy issue. You can't really say if she is or not 'cause sadly she doesn't have a lot of screen time. Maybe you've noticed it, but I can't fully get her character.

Karin: She to me, is like Sakura based on when she was younger, but has a little more use. She does have her own personality that's for sure. She acts as if she hates Sasuke mainly around Suigetsu and Juugo when she really cares for him and likes to look at him too. With the wearing glasses and is a bit different from the rest, I hate to admit, but she is a bit sneaky. Though that is her job if you pay attention to the manga. I can't say I despise her 'cause I like that she's different, but the comparison to old Haruno is just bleh for me.

Tell me your ideals in a private message or comment, please! Thanks.

Bold is Temari.

Italics is Ino.

Dumb bitch; I think she broke my nose.

Damn, she got me good.

But, she doesn't look so good either.

I chuckle, but heave a wince as I remember the hard kick to the ribs she gave me.

I have claw scratches on my arms and leg from falling and from her and some bruises here and there.

She ripped my ponytail holders from my head which kinda' makes me feel bald.

Ugh.

Little girl has spunk.

Good for her, but next time won't be so easy…

My face.

I refuse to look in a mirror, 'cause I know my cheeks look like I should be in those Chipmunk movies.

I can't touch 'em either, they hurt like hell. No doubt.

My hair's a mess and I think my scalp is bleeding.

I have bruises here and there.

Dammit, regular makeup will not fix this.

I'd glare, but my face hurts.

"My beautiful face…"I whimper.

Shallow I will be; I bet I look ugly.

I have the biggest urge to roll my eyes, but I have a headache so I decide against it.

Stupid girl, of course all she'd care about was her pathetic face.

"You should see all of you," I reply casually, but wince; breathing hurts.

She pouts with her swollen lips which is rather funny.

Curse my ribs not letting me chuckle at this.

I'm probably the only one to see her in such ugly display.

I feel really ugly.

And she isn't helping.

"You should see all of you," I heard her say with laughter in her voice.

I pout, dammit.

"You're one to talk," I say through puffed lips, "You aren't too pretty at all, matter fact to never were."

I sound idiotic, which only deepens my pride to shame.

I have the biggest urge to push her out of her chair.

We're in Tsunade's office.

Of course like any other fight, people crowd and yell the word the makes teachers come running.

Damn, I'm the new kid and I'm already getting myself in trouble.

I cross my legs.

Oh well, not like it hasn't happened before.

I'm stiff in my chair.

Tsunade's going to come soon and I'm going to look like a fool.

Oh joy.

I'm trying to get on the women's good side sense all the things that have happened this year.

Damn, sucks to be me.

I hear the door open.

Hearing the door made me stiffen slightly.

I heard rumors of this women.

She was very feminist and had lungs of a yodeler.

I grimace which only makes my headache worst.

Especially the slam of that door.

I jump slightly, but stay in my seat.

I squirm as she comes to sit in her seat behind the desk.

She stares at us with hard hazel eyes.

"Tsu-tsunade-Sama," I muster, "How are you? Looking pretty as always..."

Could you blame me, Temari-bitch is nothing, this women is terrifying.

I feel a slight twinge in my stomach as she raised a hand to stop any other words before sitting back in her chair sighing.

"Give me one good reason," she said in purse and irritated lips, "why I shouldn't just expel you both and go on with my day?"

I frown.

There was no being casual with this woman, huh.

Guess I have no choice, but to be blunt.

"We got in to any argument which led to," I wave a slightly steady hand at both of us, "this outlook. It happens in most altercations."

She looked at me before replying steadying, "Yes, that is true."

I try to continue, but she raises her hand again.

"But, I've heard many things of you two, this is not your first altercation, which is why expulsion is indeed a possibility."

I frown again.

Guess teachers hear rumors too.

Holy. Shit.

I can't get expelled!

I have a life and it will not be spent the rest of its day at Burger King.

"Can't you think of anything less…," I gulp which really really hurt, "less crude?"

She turns and stares at me again, "Such as?"

I frown, what ruled out expulsion?

Damn Ino, think.

THINK!

"Community service?"

At that moment I doomed myself to hell.

I bet my eyes widened too hearing her.

Community service? Her? Helping people?

I think I might laugh.

How does that get someone out of expulsion-

"Good idea," Tsunade pondered back.

I bit my tounge from saying: beg your pardon!?

"But, Tsunade-Sama," I say raising my hands as if to make peace, "Can't we find something else to do for punishment?"

"What do you have in mind?" she replied.

"Well…"

"Nothing, good." She said highly, "Let us tell you the full application to Community Service."

I scowl. Damn.

Tsunade is a cruel evil old woman.

End of story.

"You will help out at lunch and clean the lunch room," she prodded in evil, "help out at the library, pick up any trash you see, abide all the school rules," how the hell is that Community Service?, "And help the staff, i.e Teachers, in anyway you possibly can." She smiled cat like at us before sending us off to our dorm.

"Great idea Ino," I say to myself leaving her office", we should've just gotten expelled."

"Afraid of getting your sparkly nails dirty?" I hear next to me.

"No." I reply angrily.

"Then shut up and stop bitching."

Does someone want extra scars along with an already broken face?

I'm still frowning.

Great idea Ino,"I hear next to me", we should've just gotten expelled."

Guess she doesn't like her stupid idea either.

"Afraid of getting your sparkly nails dirty?" I reply to her in slight annoyance.

"No." she replies, full of anger like before.

"Then shut up and stop bitching." I blew her off casually before continuing to walk my way.

"Then what were you doing in there," I hear from behind me, "You weren't exactly happy either, Ug-face."

I turn to see a puffy irritated, yet stern kinda' look.

I scowl and then completely regret it as I wince.

I roll my eyes slightly at her before continuing to walk.

Seems her face is too fucked up to make a comeback.

I frown again, what about my face?

I didn't need the questions.

I guess I'll have to put something on it to make the swelling go down…

"Hey!" I hear before turning looking up at her, "At least it wasn't my retarded idea; let's just go."

Who did she think she was, my mother?

Bitch.

She kinda' looks like she's won something.

Like what? Ugly.

"Hey!" I yell which makes her up look at me,"At least it wasn't my retarded idea; let's just go."

I couldn't insult her like I wanted to, people were watching and one would definitely get Tsunade and get us expelled.

I hate it when things can't go accordingly as I plan them.

Turning on my heel, I walk out of the school office door to get to my dorm.

She's got some frickin' nerve.

I continue to walk though until I'm next to her.

We look straight forward before she tries to walk ahead of me.

I do too.

I don't really know what happened, but soon we were running like idiots to the dorm hall just to get to places that were far apart.

Mines 309.

Her's is higher. No doubt. I saw her walk up there a few times.

All I know is that, I love challenges.

And if this counts as one, I want to win it.

Even if my body is reeling with pain.

Damn this girl.

She must've gotten to me to make me look like a complete idiot in front random bystanders.

We're racing up the stairs now, close to the third level.

She turns to the door, but not before my foot accidently trips her causing face impact to the door.

Ha, revenge is like you only sweeter.

MY. FACE.

I'd murder her.

My face is throbbing and the evil in me won't succumb.

So, like the be-yotch I was, I pulled her hair which 'cause her to fall down the few steps she ran up.

Smile. More like smirk.

I continue to run until I reach my dorm room, laughing painfully at the curses heard from my new rival.

As Mother says:

Revenge is far sweeter then flowing honey.

I open my door and scream, "VICTORY!"

Yes, yes I will be shallow of it my sweets.

There is it.

Don't hate, appreciate all Characters, they make Naruto what it is!

Thank you and good bye.

Leathally Yours,

Gum Gumz