ASK THE CULLENS
By jaymeecullen
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS THE TWILIGHT SAGA.
Dear Rosalie,
Hi! I was just wondering, do you watch Gossip girl?! I la-looove it! You are similar to Blair's character…tee-hee :))
La-love,
La-la-love
Dear La-la-love,
Um...okay??! Yeah, I watch gossip girl :) BTW, I like SERENA better! How can you compare me to someone like her?! Yes, yes, she may be pretty but she's not as pretty as me!
ALICE: Really, Rose? You are too a Blair! I'm the Serena here!
ROSALIE: What the hell, Alice?! Why are you even here?!? It's my letter!
ALICE: See? Blair, Blair, Blair…
ROSALIE: Argh!!! Alice!!!!! I'M NOT!
ALICE: ARE TOO!
ROSALIE: AM NOT!
ALICE: ARE TOO!
ROSALIE: AM NOT!
ALICE: ARE TOO!
*3 hours later*
(Girls are still arguing)
ROSALIE: AM NOT!
ALICE: ARE TOOOOOOO!!!
ROSALIE: YOU'RE POINTLESS! UHHHHG!
~a pair of beautifully arguing vampires
Dear Emmett,
Did you see Miley Cyrus and that pole during the TCAs?! Damn, she was hot!
-mileyluver23
Dear mileyluver23,
OHMYGOD! I saw her too! She rocked that pole! My eyes were practically GLUED to our TV! Supahhh HOTT! :O
JASPER: Hey, Em! Look! To your left! IT'S MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!
EMMETT: OHMYGOD! Where-Oh! Um, Hi Rose…
ROSALIE: Emmett Mcarty Cullen…WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL IS IT WITH YOU?!? *growls*
JASPER: Oooooh…I know that look. That look is NOT your friend.
*ROSALIE LAUNCHES HERSELF AT EMMETT*
Sincerely yours,
Jasper, Emmett and pissed-off Rose
Dear Esme,
Have you ever considered adopting another child? A human child, perhaps? 'cause I know this place with so many cute and cuddly kids! Some are even from other countries!
With love,
Little-old-annie
Dear Little-old-annie,
OHMYGOSH! Really? I don't know…But I'll ask Car-
EMMETT: NOOOO!!!!! ESME, NO! DO YOU REMEMBER LAST NIGHT'S MOVIE?!
ESME: No, what was it again, Emmett?
EMMETT: IT WAS ORPHAN! OR-PHAN! The one with ESTHER! ES-THER! Aaaaah!!!!!
ESME: OH, Emmett, it's not real. Well, except for the dwarfism part…but the rest are not that real…It was just a movie…
EMMETT: Fine. Be that way. Adopt. Don't say I warned you…
ESME: Okay, Emmett Dearest…
Anyway, but I'm not sure if Carly would approve, because having Emmett, Jasper, Edward, Rosalie, Alice, Bella and Nessie are already a handful sometimes so…I'll give you a maybe, `kay?
xoxo,
Esme Cullen
Dear Alice,
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From,
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Dear asedrtyhbvnm,
What the fuck?!
Not love,
Alice
Okay, that was a pretty boring chapter but, I hope you guys still la-love it! Ha ha! Okay, my friends say "la-love" sometimes…so, I just tried it out. Okay. Not. My. Thing. Hehe, `kaytnxbaii! Review!