Hi new chapter already. I told you, if I get reviews, I write faster! Soooo I have a cocern questioning Bella's slutty ways. Well this chapter is the best I can do to kind of reduce her slutness. As for her being a bitch, that will not change. So if you don't like it, too damn bad. Read and review. Oh and um I haven't did a disclaimer yet. Is that even mandatory. Well um I'm not S.M and I don't own Twilight, I'm just renting the characters for my story. That is the disclaimer for every chapter. Enjoy.
I was woken by a horrible beeping sound. I swear, if I ever meet the person who invented alarms I will kick their ass. God, I have a horrible hangover and that screeching noise made my headache worse. Why, you ask, do I have a horrible hangover? Well, after finding out how I was going to take part in ruining a girl's life, I heard a banging noise against the wall. It stopped, but then 3 minutes later I hear some one screaming like a crazy bitch.
Alice and Rosalie went out to go somewhere, and Emmett and Jasper are gone, so it must be Rose's dad and her mom or Edward and some bitch.
"Edwaaaaaard!" the bitch screamed. Okay, so we know Edward is fucking the brains out of some poor girl. I could feel, against the wall, the force of him slamming her against the headboard. I turned some music on to drown them out, but she was too damn loud. She sounded like she was in labor. After 2 hours, I got frustrated and banged on the wall.
"Hey, Bitch, I know it feels good, but shut the fuck up!" I yelled. Where the fuck are Rosalie and Alice and why is Edward screwing some girl at someone else's house. What the fuck is wrong with these people. After 3 more hours, yes hours, Rose and Alice were still not home and Edward was still banging the bitch. The walls were vibrating. I swear it felt like an earthquake, except it was just a fuckquake.
After 30 more minutes I couldn't take it anymore. I walked down to the kitchen and searched the cabinets for something, anything to make me able to drown out the noises. I can't believe he's still going. He's like the energizer bunny. I found the liquor cabinet and poured a big ass glass of vodka. I was drinking my ass off until I heard someone behind me. I turned around, shocked to see him standing there, relieved because I thought the fucking was over, irritated because he was smiling.
"Wow......what drives a girl to drink at 12am?" he asked coming closer to me, with nothing but boxers on. DO NOT STARE!
"Maybe it was the endless screaming of that physcotic bitch upstairs," I said annoyed.
"That could be you, you know," he said, sounding very seductive. KEEP YOU LEGS CLOSED. LEGS DO NOT OPEN!
"Sorry, but I can find better. Plus, I don't even want you," I said. LIAR LIAR LIAR. I was lying my ass off. Just seeing him, standing there in boxers made me want to place a big ass sign saying Insert Here Now on my vagina.
"Oh really," he said stepping closer.
"Yes, really, and plus, I don't want to have to fake my orgasims like the bitch was doing up there." I said. BUYA. Sensitive spot. His eyes turned angry and he stepped closer.
"I bet you couldn't resist me. How would you like a little bet?" he asked stepping really close. I don't like where this is going, but I couldn't keep my big mouth shut.
"What kind of bet?" I asked taking a big gulp of my drink.
"I bet you will give in to me, and let me fuck you. You really can't resist someone as rich as me, can you? It would really benefit you, and I might give you a little tip if it was good." he said smirking.
"Look, you son of a bitch, I'm not a little needy skank, I bet I will never give into you." I replied. Bastard!
"We'll see, oh, and you can't have sex," he said, wearing that crooked smile that got panties to drop like there was a fire. I just stood there, dumfounded.
"Who the fuck are you to tell me when and when not to fuck!" I yelled.
"I won't either. It's a part of the bet." he said. Oh.
"Bet?" he asked holding out his hand. I looked down at it. Nooo not IT! I meant his hand you perverts.
"Bet." I replied taking his hand. 2 hours after that happened, Thing 1 and Thing 2 came home claiming they were taking care of everything at school, to make sure everyone understood the rules, with Nicki. Then, we proceeded to drink tons of vodka and gin. I got home at about 5am, with Rose driving while she's drunk, we got through a 30 minute drive in 10 minutes. I feared for my life. The crazy ho.
So now that brings me to where I am now. Waking up, at 3pm, with a massive headache. The only reason I set my alarm was because Alice and Rosalie are taking me on a shopping spree. I made my way down stairs, running my fingers through my hair and ate a bowl of frosty flakes. Charlie was already gone. Then, I heard my phone.
Toot that thang up mamii make it roll
once you pop, pop lock it for me girl get low
if yo mama gave it to you, baby girl let it show
once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll (oh)
"Hello?" I said, sleep evident in my voice.
"Bellaaaa!" I heard yell over the phone.
"Who the fuck is this?" I asked.
"I'm hurt, you honestly don't remember your bestest dude friend?" the voice said.
"Tyy!" I yelled. Ty was my best guy friend. He was the hottest guy in the school, too bad he was gay.
"Yes, bitch, it's me. How's private school?" he asked, saying private school with disgust.
"Fucked up," I replied.
"Oh, well, Bye!" he yelled, then proceeded to hang up on me. That guy or girl, or whatever you want to call him or her, was always weird.
I decided, since I'm woke and was offered a free shopping spree, I would make use, so I took a nice, hot shower to start my day. It was really hot, so I threw on a yellow tee that had a blue and purple peace sign on it, a pair of white, denim, cut off shorts, and a pair of light purple, high top converse.
I pulled my bang back, into a bump on top of my head, and put my hair into two ponytails, put on some purple hoops, grabbed my bag, and was about to walk outside, when I heard the doorbell ring. I moonwalked to the door. Why, I have no idea. Maybe, it's the pill I just took to get rid of my headache.
I opened the door to see this sweet, little girl in a brownie's uniform, smilimg and holding a box of cookies.
"Hi, would you like to buy some cookies?" she asked in a sweet little voice.
"Sorry, no thankyou," I replied. I don't have the cash to buy those nasty ass cookies. Her smile immediatly turned to a frown and her eyes turned cold.
"Look, bitch, all I want you to do is by some $3.00 cookies. Is that so fucking hard?" she asked. What the fuck?
"Excuse me?" I asked taken back.
"Are you dumb. By some fucking cookies!" she yelled.
"No, get the fuck off of my property!" I yelled. She glared and kicked me in my shin. I went down. Damn, those little orthapedic shoes have some power. The girl ran. I hopped out, holding my leg.
"Yeah, you better run, you little monkey on crack, with them old fucked up pigtails. I better not catch you on my street again or I'm going to fuck you up!" I yelled to her retreating back. She turned and flipped me the bird.
"Yeah, well fuck you too!" I said giving her the finger right back.
I turned to see Alice and Rosalie looking at me like I was crazy. I hopped to the car.
"What the hell happened to you?" Rosalie asked through snickers.
"That little bitch kicked me!" I yelled pointing towards the girl, who was skipping.
"You mean the girl skipping down the road?" Alice asked in disbelief. Who is she Dorothy, skipping down the fucking yellow brick road.
"Yeah!" I yelled.
"Get the fuck in the car!" Rosalie yelled over the music. I hopped in, literally, and she sped to Seattle. A 2 hour drive, only took 45 minutes. I'm telling you, that bitch is crazy. When we got out, Rosalie eyed me up and down.
"Problem, bitch?" I asked her with one eyebrow raised.
"What the hell are you wearing?" she asked. I looked her up and down. She had on a bright, yellow, off the shoulder mini dress and some yellow round toe heels and yellow studs, completed with yellow sunglasses. Her hair was in a wavy side ponytail.
"Bitch, it's 100 fucking degrees outside, and you're wearing a long sleeved mini dress, out here looking like a big ass banana, and you have the nerve to ask what am I wearing." I said shaking my head.
"I didn't say I didn't like it. I just asked," she said laughing.
"I didn't say I didn't like your outfit either, I was just wondering," I said.
"Although if I look like a banana, you look like a pack of skittles," she said.
"What about Alice?" I asked. We looked at Alice. She had on an orangish, yellowish tube top and the matching shorts, with some white flats.
"She looks like a fucking gold fish." Rosalie said and we started laughing.
We shopped for an hour and I ended up with 7 tops, 4 skirts, 2 pairs of shorts, and 5 new pairs of shoes along with accessories and makeup. We stopped at the food court and I was sent to get the food.
"Hi there, can I give you anything, see anything you like?" the ugly guy behind the counter asked, trying to be sexy. That's not what they are supposed to say, is it?
"Uuuum, give me 3 cheeseburgers, 3 fries and 3 cokes, no ice." I said trying to distract him.
"15.65," he said ringing it up. I stood to the side waiting.
"Sooo, what's your name?" he asked trying to flirt. Key word being trying.
"Kionniana," I lied easily.
"That's a mouthful. Do you have a nickname?" he asked. I figured I'd make him squirm.
"Well, my girlfriends call me Kinky," I replied twirling my hair, trying not to laugh at his bewildered look.
"G-girlfriend, k-kinky?" he stuttered.
"Yeah," I said pointing to our table. The burger flipper put our order on the table and I snatched it up after closing his mouth and wiping the drool off of it with his shirt.
I brought the food to the table and we were joking and laughing.
"So Rose, still got your eyes on Emmett?" Alice asked. I damn near choked on a fry. She likes Emmett.
"Shut up, still got your eyes on Jasper?" she asked.
"Huh?" I asked confused.
"Oh, Rose has liked Emmett since the 9th grade. She tried everything to get his attention, but it never worked, so she just admired him from afar while fucking everything on 2 legs, even 4," Alice said giggling.
"Hey, that wasn't my fault. The damn horny ass dog came and licked my......"
"Okaaaaaay!" I cut her off. "What about you licking, I mean liking Jasper?" I asked quickly correcting myself. I'd have to ask Rose about that dog later on. She just shrugged. Well, I won't fuck them now. I'll just be their friends. Damn, the rules of friendship. Just then, Alice spit out her drink.
"Alice, what's wrong?" I asked and she pointed behind us. Slowly, we turned and there, in all her punk glory, sat Nicki.
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