Gina-chan: Finally! The first chapter of Super Useless Power...

Cami-chan: It's been an year since you started to talk about making this.

Gina-chan: But then I only thought of the first chappie.

Cami-chan: Anyway...GoGO!!!!!

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The guardians said goodbye, and hung up the phone. Kairi ate a burrito before he went to sleep. While he was asleep, a light beamed from inside his mouth. He groaned and turned.

00000Morning00000

Kairi woke up and farted. Then he couldn't stop farting. "What the heck?! I never farted this long before!!!" Kairi complained.

Yukari was bringing Kairi's breakfast. He's favorite, eggs and bacon. She hoped he'll like it. When she opened the door to Kairi's room, she smelled his room and fainted.

Nagi woke up and he was still tired, so he layed back down and started sleeping again.

Kairi came to his house to get advice from Nagi, and Nagi's mom let him in. When he went into Nagi's room, and accidently farted again, making Nagi faint in his sleep.

"Oopsie daises."

--------------------Amu's House------------------------

Ikuto was at Amu's balcony, and Amu was writing in her diary. She was saying it out loud while writing it. Ikuto couldn't hear her well, so he pressed his ear to the window. No luck.

"I wish I could hear her...." He wished. Then suddenly, something changed. He didn't know what, but something changed.

"Pretty kitty!!!!!!" Ami screamed as she opened up the balcony and grabbed....

-----------------Ikuto's POV----------------------

ME?!!!!!!!!! Wait, don't kiss me!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! But all that came out was "Meow, meow, meow!!!"

"I love you to, mister Kitty!!!!" Ami said while rubbing her face on my fur.

"Ami, give me the cat." Amu said. Ami shook her head. Amu streched out her arm."Give!" She ordered.

-----------------Normal POV------------------

Then she noticed...her arm was stretching!!!!! Then her arm dropped. "Ugh!!!!" Her arm started to her. She didn't have any strength in her arm what so ever. When she dropped her arm, it dropped on Ikuto, squishing him.

Then Tadase popped out of nowhere.

"I can make people gay!!!!" He gayily squeled. He looked around with a smile on his face and then died. Amu sweatdropped.

Suddenly, Ikuto turned into human again, showing his BLUUUUURRRR~~~

"I...Ikuto?!" Amu shouted, backing up.

Kairi came to Amu's house to get her an advice for how to stop farting, since he already make Nagi faint. Amu's mom let him in, and Kairi went into Amu room and...farted. They fainted, except for Tadase. He revived, and said "I'm gay." , fainted, then died again.

Utau was singing 'My Heartful Song' up on stage. Everybody was enjoying her song. She smiled as she sang more loudly. Yukari was watching her(she recovered from Kairi's fart), and she nodded with a big smile on her face.

In the crowd, there was a one unhappy audience. That was Rima. She was really hot, as in it was really hot in there.

"OMG! it's too hot in here!" She cried out. "I wish it was more colder in here."

Suddenly, from nowhere, ice creams started to fall, and everybody ran away. Utau noticed that Rima hasn't left and knew she was the cause. Suddenly, Rima's hair got longer and longer and wrapped around her.

Utau noticed that she, herself was doing that.

Just then, Kukai walked in. Utau's hair make a heart shape.

Kukai had just came back from his soccer practice.

"Dang, my foot hurts. I really need a massage..." He said loud.

Suddenly Utau and Rima started to lick his foot.

"WTF?!!!!"

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Gina-chan: Well....there. Be sure to R&R.

Cami-chan: Yeah, be sure to R&R.