J-chii: Welcome~~to the world of fartness. Noticed that my name changed? I'm J-chii now!!!!(Coz my real name is Jina)

C-chii: And me is Cami-ish!!!!

B-chii: Yay! I'm now one of the author's note peeps thingy! I'm PandaBear-36 and...

A-chii: I'm Tazzykid! Check me and B-chii out on our profile and our combined profile:YOGHURT2yogurt

J-chii: Me and B-chii and A-chii were PMing, and in our PM, Ikuto/the sexy vampire became mine, Nagihiko became B-chii's, and Zero and Kaname became A-chii's.

C-chii: Who do I get?

J-chii: Who do you wanna get?

C-chii: Kyoya, Hikaru and Kaoru, Mori, Gaara, Kukai, That Guy From ToraDora That Starts With a R..., Kazune, Mitchi, Jin, Husky, Cooro, Senri.

J-chii: Fine! Then I own Lelouch, Luffy, Sandi, Any Other Hotness peeps from Shugo chara, Another hotness that starts with an R, and *slaps C-chii* Jin is mine!!!!!!! If you reader want to claim hotnesses, revoo pleaz ^^ I'll let ya take me or C-chii's hotnesses, if we don't like them That much. PS: Ikuto's hotness has doubled now that he's a vampire. Now, Did ya know that if you miss spell insult, it becomes inslut?....Alright! ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

IMPORTANT: Can you guys do the new poll about what your style is on me profile????

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"Hmm...." Amu said, looking at her chair. "I can truthfully say that I placed something....there..." She wondered what, but could not figure out. She shrugged it off and sat on her bed. Funny...was her bed this...lumpy before? She jumped up and down on it, but it didn't feel the same as before. Was it time to get a new mattress?

"OOF."

"Huh?" Amu heard a noise from underneath her bed...TADASE-KUN!!!!!! OH NO!!!! Wait, wasn't he dead? How did he make a noise? Oh, well, she thought, I don't wanna become a suspect, so I'd better just let him rot down there.

"OOF." The sound was getting more creepier. Was Tadase really alive?

"Amu-chan!" Her mom called. She shrugged the creepy feeling and went downstairs.

"Like, yeah?"

"When I went up to your room, I saw a naked guy laying on you and a fainted guy laying on the floor and a gay guy who died. What was going on?" She asked. Amu gulped. How was she going to explain this??!!! Should she tell her that her arm stretched and the cat became a naked teen and then Kairi suffocated them with super fart, then Tadase tried to make them gay, but died?!!! She wondered if that made any sense at all.

"Uh..." Amu said, nervous smile creeping up on her face.

"I know what happened there." Her mom said. Amu raised her eyebrow.

"You do?"

"Of course, honey."

"What...do you think...happened?"

"Come here." Her mom said, dragging her to the couch. Amu looked at her suspiciously. Her mother had a sad face of a women who had let her daughter have sex with an random perv.....wait, could it be????!!!!

"I'm sorry I didn't give you the sex talk earlier." Her mom said, sighing. WHHHHHAAAATTTTT????!!!!!!!!

"No, NO! Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, like that happened. I mean my arm just...! And then the cat just...! And then Kairi's fart just...! And all the gay power!!!! The nakednesss!! It's all a lie!!!! It's all a dream!!!!!"

"He broke up with you after you had...you-know-what????!!!!" Her mom said, gasping so loud, she accidently sucked her daughter in.

"I'm sorry." She said, spitting her daughter back out.

"No!!! Nothing like that happened! It was alll~~~ a dream!"

"How can you say that when I found this rotted body underneath your bed, Amu-chan!" Her mom said, pulling out Tadase's rotted body out of nowhere. Wow, he rotted REALLY fast.

"That's the gay power!!!" Amu shouted.

"What...?"

"The nakedness! It's a cat!"

"Amu-chan, your not making any sense, and this boy, did you do you-know-what with him too?" Her mom asked, still holding the rotted body.

"NOOOO!!!!! Mama, I don't need any you-know-what talk!!!" Amu groaned.

"Let me tell you all about the history of reproduction." Her mom said, taking out a giant book that was about 5 feet tall and said 'Reproduction' at the top.

"Nooo!!!" I groaned.

"Okay fine. How about this book?" She said, pulling a book out that said 'How to Have A Safe Sex'.

"I am sooo gonna killmyself!!!!" Amu said, grabbing a knife from the kitchen.

"Nooo, Amu-chan! Before you do that, you should read this book first!" Her mom said, pulling out a book called 'How To Control Your Emotion By Elmo'.

"Mom. I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You." Amu said.

"Oh, before that, read THIS book!!!" Her mom pulled out another book called 'Beat Your Doll Up To Control Your Anger At Someone'. "Amu-chan, You've got alot of things to read. Memorize all the four books by Friday. We're taking a test on it."

"AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO KILLING SOMEONE TONIGHT!!!!"

"Read the-"

"SSHHHHUUUUTTTT UUUUUPPPP!!!!!"

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Day 1

My name is Kairi. I was just kidnapped by a girl. I do not know who, but I escaped. Now I accidently ended up at the woods, and I am currently lost. All I need is a pocket knife to survive in the wild, or that is what the book I was reading the day before said. Wait, why do I need my pocket knife? Whatever, I throwing it away. Ah! I see a bird! Maybe I can use one of those emergency telepathic super power whatnot to communicate this forest creature I see. Ooops, another silp of my dang fart. Hey! What happened? The bird suddenly fell out of the air;it's dead. Is there an animal killer somewhere around here? I'd better be careful.

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"Ikuto!!!!!" Utau was utterly shocked to see her brother completely naked by the door.

"Yeah?" He said in a bored tune.

"What...but...why?!!!" Utau said, imagining everything that could've happened.

"Eh, I'm a cat. Oh, and a dog."

"..."

"Yeah. Utau, can you draw the bath? I really need one."

"Uh...sure but... are you going to do that everyday from now on?" Utau asked suspiciously.

"Do what?" Ikuto asked.

"Be naked."

"Holy cow, I'm naked!!!!" He looked at Utau in a horrifying way. "What did you do to me, Utau!"

"Nothing! You just came here naked saying 'I'm a cat'. I mean, what am I suppose to do?"

"Oh. Well. Okay then."

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"Call peanut dude. We finally got a good job for him. He would do great at it." Gozen said.

"Ima peanut dude and Ima here!"

"I want you to become the next Goofie Goober Peanut, and take all the heart eggs from those Goofie Goober Wanabes."

"Ima do my best!"

"Ha! Finally the perfect plan!"

"Yes, wanna lick me now?" The peanut dude asked.

"What?"

"You know, lick my body? It's peanut flavored.

"No...not really."

"Well, call me any time if you want to lick peanut."

"....Sure."

"Ima going, byez!" Peanut dude started to leave to go to his new job.

"...Alright then, about the perfect plan, I'd like to have a double cheese burger with a...."

ON THE PHONE: "Sir? The strawberry milkshake is half off today."

"Oh, okay, then that and.... do you sell curly fries?"

ON THE PHONE: "Sure."

"Yeah, ok, um, I'd like double cheese burger, a...strawberry milkshake, curly fries, and...um....vanilla cone."

ON THE PHONE: "...Sir? You sound like a fattie."

"I don't care, I just need my perfect lunch plan!"

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J-chii: I don't own Elmo or Goofie Goober. I have no idea where this story is leading. This chapter was soooo unexpacted even to me. Yeah, so if you don't get it:

Kairi got lost.

The bird died because of Kairi's fart.

Amu's mom thought that Tadase, Ikuto, and she did 'it'.

The perfect plan Gozen was talking about is the lunch order.

Ikuto had no idea he was naked.

The thing that Amu had placed in her chair was Kairi whom escaped and got lost.

Does that clear it up? If you got any more question, pm me or put it in the revoo please.