J-chii: So sorry for the late update!!! my other non-fanfiction/kinda fanfiction life was too busy by reading other's fanfics and my social life of my singing(in private) career while dancing(that is in shower) and lawyer career(in my dreams) and my school thingys. Bad news: I FAILING MATH. Yes I am. Ok, done talking about my misery.
C-chii:That's because yer stupid jina.
K-chii:(hello my name is kelly) that's kinda mean.
A-kun:(hey, I'm alex dude) yeah.
G-dude:(Ima Gavin dude) uh-huh. PS: could you guys stop pocking my face?
M-guy: (hello, I'm mitchell.) Yeah, and stop stealing(threatening my life if I don't give you one) my chocolate?
B-chii: AHHH!!!! TOO MUCH PEEPS!!!! I HATE CROWDS!!!!
A-chii: Jina, B-chii's kinda...you-know-what.
J-chii: What?
A-chii: you know...what.
J-chii: No, I don't know what.
A-chii: Me neither, OMG!!!!
G-dude: …Alright then.^^
J-chii and C-chii: *pokes his face where is saids 'WF'*
K-chii: What the heck is this chii thing?
J-chii and C-chii: You don't have to know.
K-chii: Stop putting it in front of my name! What the heck is it!!!!!
J-chii: And it was allllll~~~~ a dream.
G-dude: ...Alright then.^^ Jina doesn't own shugo chara...is that right? What is this 'shugo chara', actually?
So there was Peanut Dude, just seating there, at the bar(goofie goober is a place where little kids drink beers(this is a pretty messed up world)). So he was dancing and singing("Ima goofie goober yeah, like, hurray, yeah, and you ARE a goofie goober like a booger, but only not!") when this little boy, somehow naturally blond when his Asian, came up to him and slashed a part of him and started eating it.
"Kid, I am no treat." He had said. The kid cussed him out like no people can in every language possible and left(like I said, messed up world).
"GOOFIE! You know, you name reminds me of someone..." A girl said, sitting on his lap(it's not a perverted scene. Just think of little kids sitting on lap of mall Santa).
"A gay ninja with blond and spiky hair that must need to be really hard to do in a bright gay orange suit?" He asked. The girl shook her head.
"A soul reaper guy with a same hair as the gay ninja except it's orange and looks like a...weird guyish guy?" He asked. The girl shook her head again.
"A giant dancing fish that has rainbow coming out of his nose."
"No."
"The wife of the gay fish."
"No, and your more gayer."
"Alright then."
"He's a pirate person..."
"BLACKBEARD!!!"
"No."
"...Black....beard."
"No."
"B....lack....be....ard."
"No~~."
"A really long skinny guy with a red shirt and jeans that he never seems to change and a strawhat?"
"Yeah! Luffie-the-what's-his-nose!"
"You mean what's-his-face, right?"
"No, what's-his-nose."
"...Alright then." A passing by G-dude said. The girl hopped off his lap and said a farewell to him(she might appear again. Who knows? I'm random XD).
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So Ikuto was sitting there in a hot bath water(yes he is naked AGAIN) that Utau had drawn for him(LOL, then she suddenly came in and..RAPE!!!). He wondered and wondered...why was water blue when this bath water was...just...clear. Just, just, ew clear. Or is it ew for blue? Now his mind was on the bathroom. Why did he decide to paint it red? Now it just looked like blood(then a ghost it white robe or whatever appeared and ate him XD). Hm..why did he not own a deodorant? Why the heck did he have Tadase bobblehead in the bathroom as a soap holder...? What WAS he thinking about when he was decorating this bathroom? Why the heck would he put a chandelier in the bathroom?
"Ikuto~~~! Hurry up! I have to shower too! You've been in there for four hours!" Utau complained from the other side of the door.
"Hey, how did we get a chandelier that's bigger then the door in here?"
"Don't ask me, you did it. Maybe with that shrinking ray of Mermaidman's."
"Oh. Maybe. He was glad to give it to me."
"Yeah. Oh, and as a heads up, Spongebob has been trying to call you all morning."
"...You know they're not real, right?"
"...I wonder who was that giant sponge I talked to..."Utau wondered.
"Hmm, maybe he does exist."
"YESSSSSSS~~~!!!! I KNEW IT!"
"Utau, has anything strange been happening to you?"
"...I can control peep's hair."
"...Never mind. Ah!...Nya...nya....MEOW!!!!!!.....Woof."
"Ikuto what happened in there????" Utau screamed when she heard her brother scream, Nya, then screech really loud, then woof.
"Woof!"
"...Sure."
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Day 2
This is getting really freaky. I'm hearing stuff. I heard a girl's voice today, and I'm having hallucinations too. I must be getting too much sun. I hallucinated me seeing a park where Tsukiyomi-san just walked across naked. Anyway, I think a bird just dropped a book on my head. Well, I sure because I touched it and felt it then I saw it! It was my survival book!!! Smart birdy! Now what kind of mushroom can I eat...
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"Now when is the best time to reproduce?" Her mother asked.
"When your married." Amu said, rolling her eyes.
"Why does your doll not feel a thing when you hit it?"
"Because it doesn't have any soul in it~~."
"Why is Elmo an author?"
"Because he's smart.."
"Truth or false. You should always talk about 'it' with your parents before you do 'it'"
"Truth."
"Who was the first one to reprduce?"
"...I dunno, Eve?"
"Why did Noah buit a ark?"
"So the animal and his family will survive."
"Who was the last one to reproduce?"
"I dunno, the person who just reproduced?"
"Yes. Amu, your test is over." Her mom said, gathering up all the books.
"Okay...I really think I didn't have to read any of that."
"Mommy, I'm going over to Rima's house today." Amu asked/demended. Her mom was now in the kitchen cooking.
"Oh, sure, but Amu-chan, remember, if you are going to you-know-what, all you have to do is tell me, you don't have to lie."
"I #W$^#&#%&$#%&$!!!!!!!"(you can imagine everything she said). Her mom laughed and let her go. Amu agrilly ran out of her house.
"Some mom she is." She mumbled. Rima was there at the park, waiting for her.
"So how did the test go?" She asked Amu. Amu just sighed, not wanting to talk about it. Rima giggledat that.
"So, we really have to talk about this...'powers' we got." She said. Amu nodded. The gaurdians were all busy at the moment, so she decided to at least talk about it with her best friend.
"So. I have power that makes my arm stretch but it drains my strength."
"And I have a power that can make ice cream. Really nice, ain't it?" Amu shrugged. At least you could do something with Rima's power. Amu's power was just...blargh.
Rima's mom was making drink for them at the kitchen downstairs. Yes, MAKING. That moment, she was possesed by the Easter, and she added sleeping potion to it. She brought it upstairs and gave it to them. They said thank you and took it gladly. When she stepped out, she snapped back in to reality.
"Wha...what...?"
"Rima, okay, would you ra...th..e.......rr........" Amu fell instantly and fell into a deep sleep. Luckly, Rima hadn't had any drink.
"Amu!"
"What's wrong with her?" Ikuto said, entering Rima's house from the balcony.
"Amu's dead!"
J-chii: The End. XD, Jk!!!!
K-chii: You know, this story doesn't make sense at all.
A-kun: Agreed.
B-chii: That's because you haven't read/watched the anime/manga, and haven't read it from the first chapter, heck, you haven't read it at all, not even this chapter, Jina just metioned your name for no apparent reason.
M-guy: So does that mean I can leave?
J-chii and C-chii: Only if you give us chocolate.
M-guy: I don't have any chocolate today.
J-chii: Seven dayz.
M-guy: You know, you said that last week, but I didn't die.
J-chii: That's because I posponed it.
M-guy: O...kay then.
A-chii: Jina doesn't own Spongebob characters, Elmo, Naruto, Bleach, One piece. But she own the rainbow fish and the wife of the fish that she made up out of random!
J-chii: OKAY, THE FIRST ONE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M SAYING BELOW WILL WIN A FREE RANDOM ONE CHAPTERED STORY(CAMI, YOU CAN'T PARTICIPATE): Nehcrowfellah iza sockshuall disyer fo dad bahdeiz.